Somniate
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the string remains upright because of the pressure on it (31, she/her.) Will probably attempt weird fiction here.
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I don't think I posted these anywhere either but this was my gawain and the green knight print from last year
September 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't think I posted these anywhere either but this was my gawain and the green knight print from last year
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
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Who needs Superman when heroes like this walk among us?
August 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Who needs Superman when heroes like this walk among us?
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(patchwork selkie cloak,
otter-pelt and walrus-hide
laden with hagstones)
otter-pelt and walrus-hide
laden with hagstones)
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
(patchwork selkie cloak,
otter-pelt and walrus-hide
laden with hagstones)
otter-pelt and walrus-hide
laden with hagstones)
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We are officially open to submissions until August 7th! We want short stories 1k-10k words, poems of 50 lines or less. Dark fantasy, sword and sorcery, Arthuriana. We pay 9c a word, $50 for poems. More guidelines on our website!
www.oldmoonpublishing.com/submissions
www.oldmoonpublishing.com/submissions
Submissions | Old Moon Quarterly - Dark Fantasy Magazine
www.oldmoonpublishing.com
July 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We are officially open to submissions until August 7th! We want short stories 1k-10k words, poems of 50 lines or less. Dark fantasy, sword and sorcery, Arthuriana. We pay 9c a word, $50 for poems. More guidelines on our website!
www.oldmoonpublishing.com/submissions
www.oldmoonpublishing.com/submissions
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German is a perfect language for this.
Glove: Handschuhe - hand shoes!
Glühbirne: lightbulb - GLOW PEAR.
Glove: Handschuhe - hand shoes!
Glühbirne: lightbulb - GLOW PEAR.
June 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
German is a perfect language for this.
Glove: Handschuhe - hand shoes!
Glühbirne: lightbulb - GLOW PEAR.
Glove: Handschuhe - hand shoes!
Glühbirne: lightbulb - GLOW PEAR.
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im going to become a retvrn guy but only for movies like this, where every day is leg day and the plot is a series of excuses for hercules to flex, bend things, wear shorter skirts than everyone else, and be seduced by terrifying women
January 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
im going to become a retvrn guy but only for movies like this, where every day is leg day and the plot is a series of excuses for hercules to flex, bend things, wear shorter skirts than everyone else, and be seduced by terrifying women
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TOP TEN RED FLAG BOOKS FOR YOUR MAN TO OWN:
[listicle of nine novels by trans woman authors captioned "your boyfriend might be your girlfriend. consider how this may affect your relationship as you navigate this with grace" followed by the king in yellow captioned "BEWARE: THE KING WEARS NO MASK."]
[listicle of nine novels by trans woman authors captioned "your boyfriend might be your girlfriend. consider how this may affect your relationship as you navigate this with grace" followed by the king in yellow captioned "BEWARE: THE KING WEARS NO MASK."]
May 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
TOP TEN RED FLAG BOOKS FOR YOUR MAN TO OWN:
[listicle of nine novels by trans woman authors captioned "your boyfriend might be your girlfriend. consider how this may affect your relationship as you navigate this with grace" followed by the king in yellow captioned "BEWARE: THE KING WEARS NO MASK."]
[listicle of nine novels by trans woman authors captioned "your boyfriend might be your girlfriend. consider how this may affect your relationship as you navigate this with grace" followed by the king in yellow captioned "BEWARE: THE KING WEARS NO MASK."]
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Pope, reclined in his deathbed
He raises his hand to JD
Flips him the bird and fucking dies.
He raises his hand to JD
Flips him the bird and fucking dies.
April 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pope, reclined in his deathbed
He raises his hand to JD
Flips him the bird and fucking dies.
He raises his hand to JD
Flips him the bird and fucking dies.
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It is extremely funny that the Pope made it his last earthly act telling JD Vance to fuck off and stop being a douchebag.
April 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It is extremely funny that the Pope made it his last earthly act telling JD Vance to fuck off and stop being a douchebag.
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'the halftime show was only subversive because of the current admin" is the musical critique version of "an oasis is only significant because the desert is dry" why are you doing this to yourself
February 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
'the halftime show was only subversive because of the current admin" is the musical critique version of "an oasis is only significant because the desert is dry" why are you doing this to yourself
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And that's the News From Omelas.
Dying kid does more for city than any useless politician in history
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
And that's the News From Omelas.
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Iron pylons in the distance, striding through the dark, their red lights bobbing like sea mines on the midnight tides. A herd of radio towers crossing the highway. You must've passed the county line...you're back in your hometown now
November 29, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Iron pylons in the distance, striding through the dark, their red lights bobbing like sea mines on the midnight tides. A herd of radio towers crossing the highway. You must've passed the county line...you're back in your hometown now
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Painter: Did... did I just... Did I drink out of this?
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Painter: Did... did I just... Did I drink out of this?
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Writer: …did I have a plan for this cup? Was it supposed to link to some other part of the plot? Crap. I really don’t want to go through and take every mention of the cup out. Maybe I can kill someone with it.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Writer: …did I have a plan for this cup? Was it supposed to link to some other part of the plot? Crap. I really don’t want to go through and take every mention of the cup out. Maybe I can kill someone with it.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Agent: The cup isn’t a good fit for my list
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Agent: The cup isn’t a good fit for my list
November 24, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Painter: Did... did I just... Did I drink out of this?
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Painter: Did... did I just... Did I drink out of this?
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can’t eat anything without this covetous beast rising up from below like a sea monster in search of fresh sailors
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
can’t eat anything without this covetous beast rising up from below like a sea monster in search of fresh sailors
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Not even his (groundbreaking, perfect) horror stuff, but his fantasy, too. Weaveworld stands out, as does the Abarat series.
November 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Not even his (groundbreaking, perfect) horror stuff, but his fantasy, too. Weaveworld stands out, as does the Abarat series.
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everyone should read more Clive Barker, including me
November 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
everyone should read more Clive Barker, including me
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I dunno boss I don't think Quote-Reposting a jabroni with single-digit followers does anything useful except getting more people to see jabronis
November 7, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I dunno boss I don't think Quote-Reposting a jabroni with single-digit followers does anything useful except getting more people to see jabronis
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simply have to recall this classic @griph.bsky.social post
May 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
simply have to recall this classic @griph.bsky.social post
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I have always believed the Puritans weren’t persecuted, they were just miserable assholes who wanted to eliminate joy and were wisely driven out by everyone that could manage it
They had to come to America because no one in Europe could stand them. It always gets spun as religious persecution, but what if they were just jerks?
April 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I have always believed the Puritans weren’t persecuted, they were just miserable assholes who wanted to eliminate joy and were wisely driven out by everyone that could manage it
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All fics will be reviewed, however, the first week's fics will be read blind by the voice actors at Black Market Voices! The second week will have excerpts read aloud. All art will be shown on the stream unless otherwise requested by the artist!
All times in EST
All times in EST
April 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
All fics will be reviewed, however, the first week's fics will be read blind by the voice actors at Black Market Voices! The second week will have excerpts read aloud. All art will be shown on the stream unless otherwise requested by the artist!
All times in EST
All times in EST
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The 2024 Malevolent Madness Mixup event just concluded with a slew of astounding collaborative works! So, it's time to celebrate them with...
✨BMV & MMM Collab: Twitch Stream Days✨
✨BMV & MMM Collab: Twitch Stream Days✨
April 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The 2024 Malevolent Madness Mixup event just concluded with a slew of astounding collaborative works! So, it's time to celebrate them with...
✨BMV & MMM Collab: Twitch Stream Days✨
✨BMV & MMM Collab: Twitch Stream Days✨
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A Fish and a Bird Find a Way
Obligatory Patreon Link to get me into the habit of actually plugging the thing:
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Obligatory Patreon Link to get me into the habit of actually plugging the thing:
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April 8, 2024 at 5:19 PM
A Fish and a Bird Find a Way
Obligatory Patreon Link to get me into the habit of actually plugging the thing:
www.patreon.com/posts/fish-a...
Obligatory Patreon Link to get me into the habit of actually plugging the thing:
www.patreon.com/posts/fish-a...