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Gabe
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Professional Baby Wrangler(NICU RN), former IT Guy, Gardening Guy, Baseball Guy, Dog Guy, Wife Guy, Saltwater Reef Fish Tank Guy
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Guy who has only written about Russiagate: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How the hell does the @nytimes.com not have a giant list on their front page of all the people that were conversing with Epstein? Too many NYT reporters would be on the list?
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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The amazing thing about the Bill Clinton trial in retrospect is that both he and Ken Starr were friends with Epstein, the entire ruling class was in on it and in reality unified against you

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
“a nothing burger” lol
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman

Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?

10/10 recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”
There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 28d
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
All these amazing extra inning games proves one thing, allowing Manfred to ruin extra innings was a massive mistake.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yup
Slow Horses continues to be hilariously good. Highly recommended.
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The one that always gets me is that the last American born into slavery died the year John Lennon released “Imagine.”
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The other day somebody was like “what did you even do before the internet” and the only thing I could think to say was “we spent a lot of time staring at posters until they turned into different posters”
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I fucking hate agreeing with Republicans
Cutting off mRNA research because the first mRNA vaccines weren't good enough - *even if that were true, which it really isn't* - is like if we banned personal computers in 1981 because the IBM PC was too expensive
How RFK Jr. Mastered Fake Science—and Screwed Us in the Process
He’s Making America Great Again—for lethal pathogens.
www.thebulwark.com
August 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM