Socinus
socinus.bsky.social
Socinus
@socinus.bsky.social
Public servant, healthcare administrator, HIV/AIDS services. All views are my own. I spend a lot of willpower not buying stereo equipment.
You’re goddamn right he ordered the code red #Hagueseth
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I use what I refer to as “customer service voice”, which is me pitching up my voice so that people can understand what I am saying and sound less threatening. Dudes trying real hard to get to what my voice actually is amuses the hell out of me- like, no one can understand your scratchy mumbles.
My theory is that something like 30% of all men use a fake deep voice almost all the time. So many guys talk and I instantly think “Not your real voice. Now your coward’s soul is bare to me”
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You may not know this, but @popeyes.bsky.social Turkey is what peak thanksgiving performance looks like. If you aren’t making sausage gravy out of Cajun turkey drippings you are denying yourself a singular American experience. #Popeyes #Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Women, uh….women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Truly the worst timeline when I have to explain felching to my in laws
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They have installed the emperor in his golden throne, and a thousand red-hatted simpletons with sun glasses are sacrificed to him daily so that the corpse king can maintain the psychic signal necessary to ensure the blockchain warp ships of the Adeptus Cryptorium are able to continue their holy work
Things are going well over on Truth Social, where Trump just reposted AI Slop of himself as what I can only describe as imperial Lannister cosplay, with prominent Democrats kneeling at his feet
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I work in HIV/AIDS healthcare, and while we have tons of success these days, I have still had to witness clients waste away and die from the disease- a true modern horror. There is no pit in hell hot enough for anyone who worked with Elon to destroy USAID funding to combat the disease worldwide.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Washington Post abiding by their new editorial guidelines to support open and unregulated child trafficking markets.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Methodology
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Largest impediment to national on-time product delivery in Q3 was the presence of uncrated pit bulls on porches”
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Venn diagram of people talking about 10 year plans (both for their businesses and their family simultaneously) to their bf at a bar, and people talking about “creating a space for artists to just, like, create” and then discussing the percentages they will take up front, is a single circle.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I cannot even use a restroom in Portland without fondly thinking of collective solutions to community problems. #PDX
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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The city of Louisville is like if the worst part of Indiana bled across the river into gods country
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Amidst the sacrifice and the blood and war, a moment of beauty can be found amongst the wreckage. #WarRavagedPortland #PDX
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Donald Trump is the most powerful person in the world. Only a monster would use that power to force 42 million Americans to go hungry.
Trump announces he will refuse to follow the court order to provide SNAP benefits to needy families.
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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[P] he has slipped the surly bonds of Earth / and shot the face of God
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM