I only use TTRPG settings that use the Kodak calendar

Oh man, I took a an artificer from 1 to 20 in Eberron, and I think it wasn’t until like level 16 that the party started thinking “maybe we shouldn’t base all our plans on ‘mister full of loosely secured wrenches’ passing a stealth check”

Classic Paladin problem solving

Miller’s racism likely has blinded him to the glory of the Popeye’s Turkey, the official empress bird of American thanksgiving.

I thought that said “rimming” so I was just thinking “yeah, after 15 years anyone’s jaw would be sore”

Being an online leftist means never having to admit you didn’t do the assigned readings.

No couch will be safe

We’re still excitedly talking about our last whale explosion 55 years ago- there is literally no downside.

100% agree. A society made up exclusively of Donald Trump Jr.s would never have reached the stars.