Smands
@smands.bsky.social
Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
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my household is split on which is the better Taylor Swift + Benson Boone fantasy couple nickname:
Benlor Swoon or
Tayson Booft
Benlor Swoon or
Tayson Booft
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my household is split on which is the better Taylor Swift + Benson Boone fantasy couple nickname:
Benlor Swoon or
Tayson Booft
Benlor Swoon or
Tayson Booft
cynthia more effective than paid security🔥
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
cynthia more effective than paid security🔥
Dare I put the *****/**** potato masher on my Christmas list?
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dare I put the *****/**** potato masher on my Christmas list?
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
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SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
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The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
lmao at NYT inserting the Dick Cheney news into this daily digest so the subject line makes it sound like he died at the gun range. Which would be fitting, really.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
lmao at NYT inserting the Dick Cheney news into this daily digest so the subject line makes it sound like he died at the gun range. Which would be fitting, really.
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It’s that time!
[I think the art is by Mirka Andolfo and Ian Herring. I could not find the name of the letterer without locating my issue of Ms. Marvel #13 (2015), which was also written by G. Willow Wilson.]
[I think the art is by Mirka Andolfo and Ian Herring. I could not find the name of the letterer without locating my issue of Ms. Marvel #13 (2015), which was also written by G. Willow Wilson.]
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s that time!
[I think the art is by Mirka Andolfo and Ian Herring. I could not find the name of the letterer without locating my issue of Ms. Marvel #13 (2015), which was also written by G. Willow Wilson.]
[I think the art is by Mirka Andolfo and Ian Herring. I could not find the name of the letterer without locating my issue of Ms. Marvel #13 (2015), which was also written by G. Willow Wilson.]
I’m sorry I ever made fun of Taika for hating the wig. 3 hours in this thing and I’m itchy, hot, and have a headache. 😣
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m sorry I ever made fun of Taika for hating the wig. 3 hours in this thing and I’m itchy, hot, and have a headache. 😣
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy Halloween!
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Happy Halloween!
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
This is another reason why we are going to move. It's not safe here any longer, which breaks my heart.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is another reason why we are going to move. It's not safe here any longer, which breaks my heart.
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🐝💛Liquid Gold Artbook is now on my Ko-fi! 💛🐝
89 pages of everything ( I think ) I did for Liquid Gold fanfic!
All the optional tips will help me with all the medical expenses that are awaiting me in the next weeks 🐝💛🫂🥹
ko-fi.com/s/9e59b926bb
89 pages of everything ( I think ) I did for Liquid Gold fanfic!
All the optional tips will help me with all the medical expenses that are awaiting me in the next weeks 🐝💛🫂🥹
ko-fi.com/s/9e59b926bb
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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She has given us so much 🥹
BTW, it really does appear that Tori Amos created the first known pumpkin spice latte.
(Not a joke!)
(Not a joke!)
October 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
She has given us so much 🥹
It’s easy to think about what was taken from us (S3) instead of being thankful for all we got (so many amazing S2 moments). The love and art is reciprocal and cyclical.
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This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s easy to think about what was taken from us (S3) instead of being thankful for all we got (so many amazing S2 moments). The love and art is reciprocal and cyclical.
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October 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The Nobel people wanted to be clear they’re right wing but not in the gauche American way.
so they gave the Nobel peace prize to the lady the CIA is trying to overthrow the Venezuelan government with? lol
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Nobel people wanted to be clear they’re right wing but not in the gauche American way.
Most every day I think about
“‘Stay angry, little Meg,’ Mrs Whatsit whispered. ‘You will need all your anger now.’”
“‘Stay angry, little Meg,’ Mrs Whatsit whispered. ‘You will need all your anger now.’”
bartender: the usual?
me: you know it
bartender: [takes out a wrinkle in time and begins to read to me]
me: you know it
bartender: [takes out a wrinkle in time and begins to read to me]
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Most every day I think about
“‘Stay angry, little Meg,’ Mrs Whatsit whispered. ‘You will need all your anger now.’”
“‘Stay angry, little Meg,’ Mrs Whatsit whispered. ‘You will need all your anger now.’”
The Panera accidentally gave me an oatmeal raisin cookie instead of the chocolate chip I ordered. Horror novel surprise twist ending is I’ve been craving an oatmeal cookie and didn’t know they had one! Cookies are awesome. 😄 #PoisonIntoPositivity
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Panera accidentally gave me an oatmeal raisin cookie instead of the chocolate chip I ordered. Horror novel surprise twist ending is I’ve been craving an oatmeal cookie and didn’t know they had one! Cookies are awesome. 😄 #PoisonIntoPositivity
anybody else feel like a weird shadow person existing, just like a human shell with 🌌void🌌 insides? Am I just having a normal one this Monday in 2025?
October 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
anybody else feel like a weird shadow person existing, just like a human shell with 🌌void🌌 insides? Am I just having a normal one this Monday in 2025?
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Sorry, boyo! Scoundrels spare no one!
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sorry, boyo! Scoundrels spare no one!