Smands
@smands.bsky.social
Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
I’ve heard it’s absolutely a bear but I had shingles twice last year and I still don’t feel totally well. Get the vaxx!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’ve heard it’s absolutely a bear but I had shingles twice last year and I still don’t feel totally well. Get the vaxx!!!
Nobody has the same year AND day as me!
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Nobody has the same year AND day as me!
that was my submission/vote so thank you
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
that was my submission/vote so thank you
You’re a treasure! Take care!
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’re a treasure! Take care!
it's probably the best time of day to eat it metabolically *IANARD (registered dietitian)
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it's probably the best time of day to eat it metabolically *IANARD (registered dietitian)
That’s so fucking rude, I’m sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
That’s so fucking rude, I’m sorry.
I did this last year and zero regrets! I found a new fave fragrance and got an opened bottle off ebay. I used up most of the samples anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I did this last year and zero regrets! I found a new fave fragrance and got an opened bottle off ebay. I used up most of the samples anyway.
I had to really think back if they were beads or little knobs of puffy paint! But I remember them rolling in place.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I had to really think back if they were beads or little knobs of puffy paint! But I remember them rolling in place.
little hand with a spider tattoo and a gentle snore issuing from the lump 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
little hand with a spider tattoo and a gentle snore issuing from the lump 🥹
I'd completely forgotten these and running my fingers over the beads was such a nice little stim
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'd completely forgotten these and running my fingers over the beads was such a nice little stim
omg core memory unlocked
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
omg core memory unlocked
Ahh interesting. I’ll have to see if I can stand it sometime!
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ahh interesting. I’ll have to see if I can stand it sometime!