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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
Dare I put the *****/**** potato masher on my Christmas list?
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dare I put the *****/**** potato masher on my Christmas list?
lmao at NYT inserting the Dick Cheney news into this daily digest so the subject line makes it sound like he died at the gun range. Which would be fitting, really.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
lmao at NYT inserting the Dick Cheney news into this daily digest so the subject line makes it sound like he died at the gun range. Which would be fitting, really.
PS I did see someone dressed as this casual Diana!
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
PS I did see someone dressed as this casual Diana!
I’m sorry I ever made fun of Taika for hating the wig. 3 hours in this thing and I’m itchy, hot, and have a headache. 😣
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m sorry I ever made fun of Taika for hating the wig. 3 hours in this thing and I’m itchy, hot, and have a headache. 😣
The blanket lump is so familiar
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The blanket lump is so familiar
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I first heard about this from a National Catholic Reporter column with the headline “JD Vance is Wrong” 🤡
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I first heard about this from a National Catholic Reporter column with the headline “JD Vance is Wrong” 🤡
Also he has stated his interpretation is that means your family and other Christians, not “everybody” everybody.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Also he has stated his interpretation is that means your family and other Christians, not “everybody” everybody.
Happy Halloween!
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Happy Halloween!
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
Stede and Ed have been arguing for 2 hours because Stede got a couples costume but they both want to be Princess Buttercup, not Westley.
“But you’re not even blond! And I look so good in red!” Stede pouts.
“Look mate, idk what to tell you. I AM the princess. Of this relationship.”
Also this gem, which I think was also written by Parscale, or Dan Scavino
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Also this gem, which I think was also written by Parscale, or Dan Scavino
Noticed this recently on a Mary Engelbreit post, of all things. What are people on about these days?
October 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Noticed this recently on a Mary Engelbreit post, of all things. What are people on about these days?
For the first 2 hours I fully did think the dangerous crow boy was a Goncharov situation
October 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
For the first 2 hours I fully did think the dangerous crow boy was a Goncharov situation
I’d forgot how hilarious this tidbit is
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’d forgot how hilarious this tidbit is
Why does the Trump/Hegseth military brass gathering look like a boring HS assembly? I hope two of them started playing paper football during
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Why does the Trump/Hegseth military brass gathering look like a boring HS assembly? I hope two of them started playing paper football during
Who is she?? I’ve never met her before in my life. Also me too
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Who is she?? I’ve never met her before in my life. Also me too
I’m old enough to to remember Kristy and the Secret of Susan! (Not a great portrayal but it did spread awareness.) Also have these people never visited the Mecca of boomer autism, Ace Hardware?
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’m old enough to to remember Kristy and the Secret of Susan! (Not a great portrayal but it did spread awareness.) Also have these people never visited the Mecca of boomer autism, Ace Hardware?
Also thinking about samba asking “why is he always wet this season?” about Ed and Jenkins saying “it’s what the fans want.”
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also thinking about samba asking “why is he always wet this season?” about Ed and Jenkins saying “it’s what the fans want.”
Least subtle sexualization if a man I’ve ever seen
September 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Least subtle sexualization if a man I’ve ever seen
Portrait of the poster (kiddo had a sleep study last night and I got to accompany ☕️)
September 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Portrait of the poster (kiddo had a sleep study last night and I got to accompany ☕️)