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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
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Had some thoughts on OFMD cat alignment 🐈🐈‍⬛
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THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]

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January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Anybody else uh barely surviving out here? Like I would love to engage with things I like and have fun. But life and the horrors are just so much right now! 😔
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Also was OFMD actually available on Blu-ray as a box set in Asia or are these just bootlegs?
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Another day of yearning for a thing I cannot have … this ofmd tarot deck that was only offered in 2022! If anyone has it and would like to sell, HMU 💜

www.kickstarter.com/projects/swa...
Our Cards Mean Death
A fan-created Our Flag Means Death inspired tarot deck for pirates, brigands, rogues and scoundrels of all sorts
www.kickstarter.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This puzzle (prepare to spend hours and tear out your hair, it’s so satisfying and enraging!)
thomaswc.com/2025.html
#OFMDFuckeryFridays
Okay but what if we started doing #OFMDFuckeryFridays as a crew and shared one weird (/pos) thing we did that week for emotional self-care ?
Free today. We're all getting secondary trauma right now.

Here are some tools from journalists and therapists that will help: www.patreon.com/posts/digita...
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!!

donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors

edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social
beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
happy pride :)

tinyurl.com/transxwords
June 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Had ankle PT this morning and almost barfed at one point bc they leveled me up. 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
iPhone playing a video in public /
iPhone taking a screenshot of video
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My brain whenever I see the HBO show “Industry” mentioned:
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
📢 Everyone please realize all of this guy’s posts are satire!

But also go turn off Google smart features on all your devices now.
Google Docs show words left until AI replaces you
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I slept 8 hours last night and have already taken 2 naps today
4 days deep into 2026 and it's like this 💤
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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happy new year my beans
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Merry Happy Christmas Eve y’all
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Turned on It’s A Wonderful Life for the first time w/my kids (we watched it every year growing up) and I didn’t realize this movie radicalized me into believing everyone deserves to be able to buy a home if they work hard, regardless of their job. 😤
a woman in a white dress is standing next to a record player in a room .
Alt: Donna Reed as Mary Hatch removes a record from a record player and shatters it angrily.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ho don’t do it omg -EMTs
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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With alt text
December 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s been months and I still think about her every day 😔 (snail shirt I didn’t buy at the thrift shop)
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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wow that was stupid but i guess at least he didn’t declare war with venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
me reading this
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Post a picture of Ed and Stede’s newly renovated inn.
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM