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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
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Smands @smands.bsky.social · May 12
Had some thoughts on OFMD cat alignment 🐈🐈‍⬛
Cat alignment chart, as read left to right, top to bottom. Distinguished Baby: Sweet, respectable, politely request you to turn on the tap so they can have a little drinkie-poo. True Baby: Needs affection, sleeps on your head, would make a very good emotional support animal. Rat Baby: Will do whatever it takes to get your attention, zero loyalty, climbs you like a tree/screams at closed doors. True Distinguished: handsome, strong opinions about cat food brands, could be elected, mayor of a small town. Cat: "Yeah, this thing just kind of lives at my house, I feed it and stuff, sometimes it lets me pet it," put a mouse in your shoe once. True Rat: no thoughts, head empty, has stolen an entire chicken, would sell you to Satan for a single corn chip. Distinguished Bastard: inspires fear, poops on the floor if litter box isn't pristine, in the evil mastermind's lap while they turn dramatically in a chair. True Bastard: hates you but tolerates your presence, violence is the answer, would eat your eyeballs if it got hungry enough. Rat Bastard: "how did you even get there?", bites you when they want attention, frequently found in the trash can eating burrito wrappers. OFMD as cats alignment chart. Distinguished Baby: Wee John. True Baby: Fang. Rat Baby: Lucius. True Distinguished: Stede. Cat: Swede. True Rat: Black Pete. Distinguished Bastard: Ed. True Bastard: Izzy Hands. Rat Bastard: Calico Jack Rackham.
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THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]

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A crochet merman with a red tail and blonde hair laying in a plushy shell A crochet merman sitting in the lower half a golden egg A hat that has "poop on fascists" knitted on it The back of a hat that has birds knitted onto it
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
smands.bsky.social
Anybody else uh barely surviving out here? Like I would love to engage with things I like and have fun. But life and the horrors are just so much right now! 😔
A screencap of a tweet from J.R.R. Jokin’: sorry I didn’t text you back for a month. Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long was the life age of the earth. But I’m good now, how are you?
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
smands.bsky.social
Also was OFMD actually available on Blu-ray as a box set in Asia or are these just bootlegs?
A screencap from an eBay auction for a box set of seasons 1-2 of Our Flag Means Death. The cover contains Chinese writing as well as the English title.
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
smands.bsky.social
Another day of yearning for a thing I cannot have … this ofmd tarot deck that was only offered in 2022! If anyone has it and would like to sell, HMU 💜

www.kickstarter.com/projects/swa...
Our Cards Mean Death
A fan-created Our Flag Means Death inspired tarot deck for pirates, brigands, rogues and scoundrels of all sorts
www.kickstarter.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
smands.bsky.social
This puzzle (prepare to spend hours and tear out your hair, it’s so satisfying and enraging!)
thomaswc.com/2025.html
#OFMDFuckeryFridays
gentlemanpierat.bsky.social Stede Bonnet, Starship Captain🏴‍☠️❤️‍🩹#LongLiveOFMD @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social · 16d
Okay but what if we started doing #OFMDFuckeryFridays as a crew and shared one weird (/pos) thing we did that week for emotional self-care ?
violetblue.bsky.social Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 17d
Free today. We're all getting secondary trauma right now.

Here are some tools from journalists and therapists that will help: www.patreon.com/posts/digita...
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!!

donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors

edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social
beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
happy pride :)

tinyurl.com/transxwords
a cover by artist Pseudonym Jones depicting a transfem and a transmasc solving a puzzle, which reads "a trans person made your puzzle." the subtitle reads "trans puzzles in support of U.S. charities, edited by Ada Nicolle and Sara Cantor, cover art by Pseudonym Jones"
June 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
smands.bsky.social
Had ankle PT this morning and almost barfed at one point bc they leveled me up. 🥲
In a black and white photo, Taika Waititi stands in a gym looking dejectedly down at a treadmill, his feet out to the sides off the conveyor. The caption says “(feeling so young)”.
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
smands.bsky.social
iPhone playing a video in public /
iPhone taking a screenshot of video
A wikihow screenshot of the iPhone menu and the muted option selected. An iPhone screen with the volume comically loud (100+ extra tick marks)
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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kenjennings.bsky.social Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17d
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
smands.bsky.social
My brain whenever I see the HBO show “Industry” mentioned:
Billy Madison (Adam Sandler) speaking into a microphone: “But the industry, my friends… That was a revolution.”
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
smands.bsky.social
📢 Everyone please realize all of this guy’s posts are satire!

But also go turn off Google smart features on all your devices now.
soren.bsky.social Soren Iverson @soren.bsky.social · 19d
Google Docs show words left until AI replaces you
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
smands.bsky.social
I slept 8 hours last night and have already taken 2 naps today
tikiwaititties.bsky.social Ren @tikiwaititties.bsky.social · 21d
4 days deep into 2026 and it's like this 💤
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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stefscribbles.bsky.social
happy new year my beans
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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pronounced-ing.bsky.social
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
smands.bsky.social
Merry Happy Christmas Eve y’all
Emojis combined into a biblically accurate angel with many eyes and flames saying “do not fear”
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
smands.bsky.social
Turned on It’s A Wonderful Life for the first time w/my kids (we watched it every year growing up) and I didn’t realize this movie radicalized me into believing everyone deserves to be able to buy a home if they work hard, regardless of their job. 😤
a woman in a white dress is standing next to a record player in a room .
Alt: Donna Reed as Mary Hatch removes a record from a record player and shatters it angrily.
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December 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
smands.bsky.social
Ho don’t do it omg -EMTs
A Milay glass finial Christmas tree topper with a two-bulb style and a flared base, is 70% off from Lulu & Georgia
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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greedyrunner.bsky.social
With alt text
Lost by Jean Grey Blog. One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go. I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated. 'She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair" I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of" Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people
December 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
smands.bsky.social
It’s been months and I still think about her every day 😔 (snail shirt I didn’t buy at the thrift shop)
A coach brand short-sleeve button down shirt has a pattern of blue and orange snails on it.
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
wow that was stupid but i guess at least he didn’t declare war with venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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theonion.com
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
smands.bsky.social
me reading this
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
smands.bsky.social
Post a picture of Ed and Stede’s newly renovated inn.
A gray craftsman beach house has a large teal octopus mural with a sign that says “welcome to The Kraken Shack”
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM