Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
New Jersey booster
Pinned
Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
LEO moment
The Lincoln County Sheriff's Office in Montana is looking for a former police officer accused of tampering with evidence.
Troy, Montana police officer fired, wanted for tampering with evidence related to juvenile girls
TROY, MT. -- The Lincoln County Sheriff's Office in Montana is looking for a former police officer accused of tampering with evidence.
www.kxly.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
LEO moment
I’m shocked—shocked!—to find that illegal sports gambling is going on in New Jersey!
New Jersey has never been more fucking back archive.is/TYT1Q
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m shocked—shocked!—to find that illegal sports gambling is going on in New Jersey!
This bitch looks like she’s about to bust out a rendition of “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No”
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This bitch looks like she’s about to bust out a rendition of “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No”
Years ago a guy I went to college with told me “Women with hairy arms have really high sex drives because they have more testosterone.” While I never had the opportunity to test this particular hypothesis, ever since then, whenever I meet a woman with hairy arms, I think, “Hmmm.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Years ago a guy I went to college with told me “Women with hairy arms have really high sex drives because they have more testosterone.” While I never had the opportunity to test this particular hypothesis, ever since then, whenever I meet a woman with hairy arms, I think, “Hmmm.”
We should let anyone with the means to get here into the country and if they can live and work without committing any crimes for ten years let them become citizens
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We should let anyone with the means to get here into the country and if they can live and work without committing any crimes for ten years let them become citizens
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I am, somehow, 10 years older than this pustule
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I am, somehow, 10 years older than this pustule
The first image is Spanish Republicans, yes? What’s the last image?
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The first image is Spanish Republicans, yes? What’s the last image?
“Still punk as fuck,” I think, as I go on Fox News to defend Donald Trump’s association with Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Still punk as fuck,” I think, as I go on Fox News to defend Donald Trump’s association with Jeffrey Epstein
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Help, help! You've got to do something!
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Help, help! You've got to do something!
Then why is the cheap housing in the neighborhoods where all the immigrants live?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Then why is the cheap housing in the neighborhoods where all the immigrants live?
I can’t remember who said it but I heard someone on a podcast years ago say something like “I’m short on crypto but long on AI because the porn industry doesn’t care about crypto but is going all in on AI”
i think it's very bad that "agentic disinformation network, agentic nation-state level black hat, agentic revenge porn at scale" all occurred and were funded before "AI PowerPoint slide deck creation that actually looks nice" got solved
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can’t remember who said it but I heard someone on a podcast years ago say something like “I’m short on crypto but long on AI because the porn industry doesn’t care about crypto but is going all in on AI”
“But the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12th, 1970, 450kg of dynamite is placed in the sand on the leeward side of the 45ft deceased sperm whale, the resulting blast is recorded and broadcast on KATU
the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles
the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“But the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
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You know what this place needs: one of those guys pretending to be his own wife
March 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
You know what this place needs: one of those guys pretending to be his own wife
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
Really dreading next year. I get my insurance through my job, but last year, even though I got a 3% raise, our premiums spiked so much my net pay declined by about five bucks
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Really dreading next year. I get my insurance through my job, but last year, even though I got a 3% raise, our premiums spiked so much my net pay declined by about five bucks
In the locker room at the gym this morning, two Boomers.
Boomer 1: I love a stick shift!
Boomer 2: Haha, me too! You know what they call those now? A millennial anti-theft device!
[they cackle in unison]
Boomer 1: I love a stick shift!
Boomer 2: Haha, me too! You know what they call those now? A millennial anti-theft device!
[they cackle in unison]
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In the locker room at the gym this morning, two Boomers.
Boomer 1: I love a stick shift!
Boomer 2: Haha, me too! You know what they call those now? A millennial anti-theft device!
[they cackle in unison]
Boomer 1: I love a stick shift!
Boomer 2: Haha, me too! You know what they call those now? A millennial anti-theft device!
[they cackle in unison]
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[Covering my body in dust like a chinchilla] You can never make me gender
Washing yourself looks gay so Dove’s new soap for men makes it look like you are covering yourself in filth
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
[Covering my body in dust like a chinchilla] You can never make me gender
Washing yourself looks gay so Dove’s new soap for men makes it look like you are covering yourself in filth
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Washing yourself looks gay so Dove’s new soap for men makes it look like you are covering yourself in filth
monster people
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
monster people
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Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho
Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE
Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE
May 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho
Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE
Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE
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the secret is that its all of those thing
"Would you say that the Democratic Party today is more of a..."
Mainstream Liberal Party: 37%
Socialist Party: 34%
Moderate Party: 28%
Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
Mainstream Liberal Party: 37%
Socialist Party: 34%
Moderate Party: 28%
Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the secret is that its all of those thing
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Want to feel old? You are now 30 years older than Jennifer Coolidge was when she played Stifler's Mom in the teen sex comedy classic AMERICAN PIE (1999)
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Want to feel old? You are now 30 years older than Jennifer Coolidge was when she played Stifler's Mom in the teen sex comedy classic AMERICAN PIE (1999)