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Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business

New Jersey booster
Washing yourself looks gay so Dove’s new soap for men makes it look like you are covering yourself in filth
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Me and who
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bro your particolored hose are most resplendent
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Adam Schlesinger (RIP) pulled off the incredible feat of writing a title song that was incredibly catchy, was played over and over again over the course of the film, and somehow never gets old.
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When you see them tiddies
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Glad that most of my fellow New Jerseyans shared my sentiment
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Cröonchy Star Wars
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Broke: We need a Joe Rogan of the left

Woke: We need a Stephen Miller of the left

Bespoke: We need a Rudy Giuliani of the left
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The two types of MAGA women
October 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Children’s animation in the 70s was something else man
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Conservatives looking longingly at the sword guy in this scene
October 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
On the one hand, my car broke down. On the other hand, it broke down at a Costco
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sliwa is Bernie Sanders’ Wario
October 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Watched BRING HER BACK (2025) last night. Definitely an uncomfortable watch. I’m still marinating about it.
October 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Who up reading Twelve of the World’s Famous Love Novels Condensed
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
October 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
His t-shirt has people asking questions
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Let’s see those lunches. Here I have made myself a hot pastrami sandwich, with Kobe beef pastrami, sourdough bread that I fried in mayo, with sauerkraut and Dijon mustard. A side of pretzel crisps, and some ginger ale
October 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM