Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
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Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
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Unless you make your argument badly or the other guy makes better jokes! But I am sympathetic to this point and conceded it earlier in the thread. But again, I’m not saying don’t debate. Just know you will not succeed with the person you’re arguing with :)
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Unless you make your argument badly or the other guy makes better jokes! But I am sympathetic to this point and conceded it earlier in the thread. But again, I’m not saying don’t debate. Just know you will not succeed with the person you’re arguing with :)
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6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
Yes. Exactly. 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.
So it sounds like you’re saying 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week?
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
Can’t remember who said it but the people you want to win over aren’t the ones you’re arguing with, they’re the people reading the argument
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Can’t remember who said it but the people you want to win over aren’t the ones you’re arguing with, they’re the people reading the argument
Someone should do a taxonomy of the people from the Epstein files who resign positions or are fired vs. the people who don’t
Billionaire Tom Pritzker announced on Monday he was retiring as executive chairman of Hyatt Hotels after his association with Jeffrey Epstein was revealed
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Someone should do a taxonomy of the people from the Epstein files who resign positions or are fired vs. the people who don’t
Real Genius
what’s a movie you can quote from start to finish?
i’ll go first: Armageddon
i’ll go first: Armageddon
February 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Real Genius
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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
Stay out of the arroyos
Melrose and La Brea is just a river right now.
February 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Stay out of the arroyos
6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
Yes. Exactly. 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.
So it sounds like you’re saying 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week?
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
@grork when do I get my DOge dividned
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
@grork when do I get my DOge dividned
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."
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If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''
On this day in 1921, Congress reluctantly accepted a sculpture memorializing women’s 19th A victory. Congress relegated the memorial to the Capitol’s crypt & painted over the feminist inscription. The statue stayed entombed in the crypt for 76 years. The inscription is still not restored. #WeTheMen
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''
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Explaining figure skating scoring once again
We do this every four years and every four years people who should know better act like they were born yesterday and don’t know what’s going on
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Explaining figure skating scoring once again
Who up jamming they pearl?
Who up surfing their buttholes?
Who up piloting their stone temple?
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Who up jamming they pearl?
Happy Presidents’ Day to Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt and absolutely no other presidents
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Happy Presidents’ Day to Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt and absolutely no other presidents
Still trying to sell my script for KEITH/DAVID, in which Keith David and David Keith play themselves in a modern Hollywood odd couple satire
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Still trying to sell my script for KEITH/DAVID, in which Keith David and David Keith play themselves in a modern Hollywood odd couple satire
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in an odd way Musk's bizarre meltdown over his daughter -- he could imagine the universe might be a simulation but not that Gender could be bio-hacked -- is symbolic of this conundrum
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
in an odd way Musk's bizarre meltdown over his daughter -- he could imagine the universe might be a simulation but not that Gender could be bio-hacked -- is symbolic of this conundrum
When I was a kid my dad told me that Tracey Gold had a sister named “Goodaz”
February 16, 2026 at 11:37 AM
When I was a kid my dad told me that Tracey Gold had a sister named “Goodaz”
Back in the day there were guys who’d make “European automobile logos” their entire personality
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Back in the day there were guys who’d make “European automobile logos” their entire personality
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need
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