Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business
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Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Explaining figure skating scoring once again
We do this every four years and every four years people who should know better act like they were born yesterday and don’t know what’s going on
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Explaining figure skating scoring once again
This is just describing what it’s like when you get hooked on SimCity or Civilization
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is just describing what it’s like when you get hooked on SimCity or Civilization
People talk about how sports are becoming more limited to people of means because of the cost of training and equipment, but don’t forget about medical care. They just said that this USA speed skater had four surgeries in the last year. That ain’t cheap!
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
People talk about how sports are becoming more limited to people of means because of the cost of training and equipment, but don’t forget about medical care. They just said that this USA speed skater had four surgeries in the last year. That ain’t cheap!
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
If you see this post a duck
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If you see this post a duck
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside” is a good metaphor for getting back together with your toxic ex
I’ve gotta start building up my stock of nonsensical metaphors for life now that my Appalachian grandparents are all gone.
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside.”
“worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere.”
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside.”
“worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere.”
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside” is a good metaphor for getting back together with your toxic ex
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I’ve gotta start building up my stock of nonsensical metaphors for life now that my Appalachian grandparents are all gone.
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside.”
“worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere.”
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside.”
“worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere.”
February 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I’ve gotta start building up my stock of nonsensical metaphors for life now that my Appalachian grandparents are all gone.
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside.”
“worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere.”
“Don’t go running back into a burning house just because it’s cold outside.”
“worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere.”
Guy who goes into the national security field so he can get a hot foreign girlfriend
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Guy who goes into the national security field so he can get a hot foreign girlfriend
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66. guitar from italy, 1800.
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
66. guitar from italy, 1800.
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71. plate from the Imperial Porcelain Factory in St. Petersburg, 1755-1760.
July 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
71. plate from the Imperial Porcelain Factory in St. Petersburg, 1755-1760.
Explaining figure skating scoring once again
We do this every four years and every four years people who should know better act like they were born yesterday and don’t know what’s going on
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Explaining figure skating scoring once again
*Michael Caine voice* Those turtles were 16 years old
bro the turtles were teenagers
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
*Michael Caine voice* Those turtles were 16 years old
It must be so cool to be named Josh Rogan and go to an Indian restaurant and order the roganjosh
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It must be so cool to be named Josh Rogan and go to an Indian restaurant and order the roganjosh
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Happy Valentines Day from Doctor Crusher’s erotic grandmother journal
February 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Happy Valentines Day from Doctor Crusher’s erotic grandmother journal
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
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Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula
November 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula
Pepperdine University is too woke? The Christian college that Ken Starr used to run?
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Pepperdine University is too woke? The Christian college that Ken Starr used to run?
Controversial opinion maybe but I don’t think any one man should be allowed to own a bridge
Stephanie Ruhle: This bridge will take toll money away from another bridge that connects Michigan and Canada, and that bridge is owned by a big Trump donor who, on Monday, had a meeting with Howard. Lutnick. Immediately following that meeting, poof, we no longer want this new bridge.
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Controversial opinion maybe but I don’t think any one man should be allowed to own a bridge
Something I’ve been thinking about regarding the Epstein files: people have suggested he was a blackmailer, and maybe he was, but a lot of these people seem to have genuinely loved him
“In August 2011, Barrack emailed Epstein and said ‘just saw Sultan who likes you a lot! I told him you are the best that you are a first class brain inside of a first class human being! Miss u.’”
www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-bar...
www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-bar...
Trump insider Tom Barrack kept in regular contact with Jeffrey Epstein for years, files show
Tom Barrack, a top U.S. diplomat and longtime friend of President Trump, networked and socialized with Epstein for years, CBS News found.
www.cbsnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Something I’ve been thinking about regarding the Epstein files: people have suggested he was a blackmailer, and maybe he was, but a lot of these people seem to have genuinely loved him
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they should make another movie like shattered glass except instead of hayden christensen as a terrible journalist it should be adam driver as a terrible journalist
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
they should make another movie like shattered glass except instead of hayden christensen as a terrible journalist it should be adam driver as a terrible journalist
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