Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
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Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
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February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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I may regret this but if I get 100 likes then yes.
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I may regret this but if I get 100 likes then yes.
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
The seagull is like “Damn, that’s crazy”
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The seagull is like “Damn, that’s crazy”
Synchronicity on the ol’ TL
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Synchronicity on the ol’ TL
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I always thought Shout Stain remover should have done a commercial where they did a version of “Shout” that went
Shout. Shout.
Get it all out,
These are the stains I can do without
Come on!
Shout. Shout.
Get it all out,
These are the stains I can do without
Come on!
*To the tune of “Shout” by Tears For Fears*
Ale. Stout.
Pour us a drought!
These are the beers that we brew about
Come on!
Ale. Stout.
Pour us a drought!
These are the beers that we brew about
Come on!
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I always thought Shout Stain remover should have done a commercial where they did a version of “Shout” that went
Shout. Shout.
Get it all out,
These are the stains I can do without
Come on!
Shout. Shout.
Get it all out,
These are the stains I can do without
Come on!
I dunno, I think the Democrats should try
Still insane to me that the GOP can gin up a moral panic about innocuous things like drag queen story time while we know Democrats would be eviscerated in the press if they ever started asking what the deal is with youth pastors getting arrested every week.
February 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I dunno, I think the Democrats should try
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Well this was a nice deep stare into the abyss
The "NYT First Said" account whirring and whistling and then exploding with springs popping out from all directions in a big cloud of smoke
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Handsome at Any Cost
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February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Well this was a nice deep stare into the abyss
When you cheerlead the economy you cheerlead Trump
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
When you cheerlead the economy you cheerlead Trump
The way they’re covered is so stupid. If you voluntarily get one after you turn 45, they’re considered “preventative” and are fully covered. However if you get one because you’re experiencing symptoms, then it’s treated like outpatient surgery
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The way they’re covered is so stupid. If you voluntarily get one after you turn 45, they’re considered “preventative” and are fully covered. However if you get one because you’re experiencing symptoms, then it’s treated like outpatient surgery
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I didn't want to thread this, but it should be read.
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I didn't want to thread this, but it should be read.
“Voyager. Lady captains. That’s what I’m talking about.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
“Voyager. Lady captains. That’s what I’m talking about.”
The Eagles?
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The Eagles?
Incredible. I would have guessed Algernon
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Incredible. I would have guessed Algernon
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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The story of our current political moment will be written in retrospect as one of elites creating alternative information environments for themselves and then freaking out because of them. It’s like telling exaggerated ghost stories at a sleepover and then everyone not sleeping.
Saw this on an Instagram account and what the fuuuuuuuuuu
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
The story of our current political moment will be written in retrospect as one of elites creating alternative information environments for themselves and then freaking out because of them. It’s like telling exaggerated ghost stories at a sleepover and then everyone not sleeping.
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dante's inferno, type-in listing, compunovel, imagery & description, trs-80 (1980) archive.org/details/soft...
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 AM
dante's inferno, type-in listing, compunovel, imagery & description, trs-80 (1980) archive.org/details/soft...
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If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at miles_klee@wired.com or millionbear.44 on Signal.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at miles_klee@wired.com or millionbear.44 on Signal.
Van Halen, “Women In Love…” youtu.be/2aQeiG0KAzU?...
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Van Halen, “Women In Love…” youtu.be/2aQeiG0KAzU?...
REAL GENIUS (1985)
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
REAL GENIUS (1985)
Oh hell yeah
NVIDIA CORP. WILL LEASE A 200-MEGAWATT DATA CENTER IN NEVADA FINANCED PARTLY BY A $3.8 BILLION JUNK-BOND SALE LED BY TRACT CAPITAL, WITH JPMORGAN CHASE & CO. AND MORGAN STANLEY MANAGING THE TRANSACTION.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Oh hell yeah
Now *this* is a dick and balls building
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Now *this* is a dick and balls building