Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
New Jersey booster
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Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
Van Halen, “Women In Love…” youtu.be/2aQeiG0KAzU?...
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Van Halen, “Women In Love…” youtu.be/2aQeiG0KAzU?...
REAL GENIUS (1985)
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
REAL GENIUS (1985)
Oh hell yeah
NVIDIA CORP. WILL LEASE A 200-MEGAWATT DATA CENTER IN NEVADA FINANCED PARTLY BY A $3.8 BILLION JUNK-BOND SALE LED BY TRACT CAPITAL, WITH JPMORGAN CHASE & CO. AND MORGAN STANLEY MANAGING THE TRANSACTION.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Oh hell yeah
Now *this* is a dick and balls building
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Now *this* is a dick and balls building
I am once again asking why are people still using X, the Everything App
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I am once again asking why are people still using X, the Everything App
Great riffing here, open this thread for more
Oddly enough it’s because of his love of stone temple pilots and the fact those initials are the same as sticky toffee pudding is just a happy accident
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Great riffing here, open this thread for more
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
Republicans in gofundme are about to make this woman a millionaire
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Republicans in gofundme are about to make this woman a millionaire
Black licorice, beets, Lima beans, cottage cheese, and snails.
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Black licorice, beets, Lima beans, cottage cheese, and snails.
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Oh my god, it’s at the Adelphia? The diner that turns into a guido nightclub on Saturday nights?
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Oh my god, it’s at the Adelphia? The diner that turns into a guido nightclub on Saturday nights?
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I went and got a case of red bell peppers to see if I could turn the chicken eggs red…and well the experiment is working
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I went and got a case of red bell peppers to see if I could turn the chicken eggs red…and well the experiment is working
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Steve Jobs had the most treatable form of pancreatic cancer around and he refused conventional treatments which he admitted at the time of his death cost him is life. I'm BEGGING you not to use celebrities who only reveal tiny bits of their medical diagnosis to make a larger point about society
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Steve Jobs had the most treatable form of pancreatic cancer around and he refused conventional treatments which he admitted at the time of his death cost him is life. I'm BEGGING you not to use celebrities who only reveal tiny bits of their medical diagnosis to make a larger point about society
Oh my god, it’s at the Adelphia? The diner that turns into a guido nightclub on Saturday nights?
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Oh my god, it’s at the Adelphia? The diner that turns into a guido nightclub on Saturday nights?
horrifying how elite discourse has turned to the dark side in the last five years.
“Maybe we’ll emerge stronger from a nuclear war”
“Maybe there are times when murdering children in war is justified”
“Maybe some races are inferior”
“Maybe the Epstein thing is normal”
It’s all up for debate!
“Maybe we’ll emerge stronger from a nuclear war”
“Maybe there are times when murdering children in war is justified”
“Maybe some races are inferior”
“Maybe the Epstein thing is normal”
It’s all up for debate!
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
horrifying how elite discourse has turned to the dark side in the last five years.
“Maybe we’ll emerge stronger from a nuclear war”
“Maybe there are times when murdering children in war is justified”
“Maybe some races are inferior”
“Maybe the Epstein thing is normal”
It’s all up for debate!
“Maybe we’ll emerge stronger from a nuclear war”
“Maybe there are times when murdering children in war is justified”
“Maybe some races are inferior”
“Maybe the Epstein thing is normal”
It’s all up for debate!
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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Really sucks that this odious little spunk bubble will probably be governor of Texas for the rest of his life
Texas - Governor Polling:
Poll:
🔴 Abbott: 49%
🔵 Hinojosa: 42%
2022 Result:
🔴 Abbott: 54.8%
🔵 O'Rourke: 43.9%
U. Houston / Jan 31, 2026
Poll:
🔴 Abbott: 49%
🔵 Hinojosa: 42%
2022 Result:
🔴 Abbott: 54.8%
🔵 O'Rourke: 43.9%
U. Houston / Jan 31, 2026
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Really sucks that this odious little spunk bubble will probably be governor of Texas for the rest of his life
Ted and Robin. The relationship was terrible and in the end it kind of felt like the writers murdered the mother of How I Met Your Mother just to get Ted and Robin back together
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Ted and Robin. The relationship was terrible and in the end it kind of felt like the writers murdered the mother of How I Met Your Mother just to get Ted and Robin back together
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Casey DeSantis is the Erika Kirk of Usha Vances
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Casey DeSantis is the Erika Kirk of Usha Vances
All due respect to Chris but 10 years ago they were saying self driving trucks were going to demolish truck driver employment. Maybe that’ll happen someday, but it seems less close to happening than it did in 2015
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
All due respect to Chris but 10 years ago they were saying self driving trucks were going to demolish truck driver employment. Maybe that’ll happen someday, but it seems less close to happening than it did in 2015
Return of the Jedi
Pulp Fiction
Batman ‘89
Pulp Fiction
Batman ‘89
What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes?
1) fire walk with me
2) evil dead 2
3) gremlins 2
1) fire walk with me
2) evil dead 2
3) gremlins 2
What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes?
1) E.T.
2) Spaceballs
3) Jurassic Park
1) E.T.
2) Spaceballs
3) Jurassic Park
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Return of the Jedi
Pulp Fiction
Batman ‘89
Pulp Fiction
Batman ‘89
Remember when ABC News deleted 538 literally the day Trump’s approval average turned negative?
The gallup presidential approval poll is an institution in American politics that predates world war 2. With Trump’s approval in the 30s, they’re ending it. thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Remember when ABC News deleted 538 literally the day Trump’s approval average turned negative?
Colorectal cancer. Get screened, folks
James Van Der Beek Dies: Beloved ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Star Who Battled Cancer Was 48 deadline.com/2026/02/jame...
James Van Der Beek Dies: ‘Dawson’s Creek’ & ‘Varsity Blues’ Star Who Battled Cancer Was 48
James Van Der Beek, who played the title character on classic 1990s WB show 'Dawson's Creek' and starred in 'Varsity Blues', died February 11 of cancer at 48.
deadline.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Colorectal cancer. Get screened, folks
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
When I was in high school I went through this phase where I’d get in my dad’s face and shout “You’re a loose cannon Kramedici! And I’m gonna bring you down!”
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
When I was in high school I went through this phase where I’d get in my dad’s face and shout “You’re a loose cannon Kramedici! And I’m gonna bring you down!”
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[Bioshock voice] Welcome to the week’s lows in store of value!
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 AM
[Bioshock voice] Welcome to the week’s lows in store of value!