Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
New Jersey booster
Pinned
Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
These people rule the world but they can’t get anyone with any actual talent to work for them
Beef served at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home a prices remain high at the grocery store
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
These people rule the world but they can’t get anyone with any actual talent to work for them
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
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The Fluff in the Window (2026)
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The Fluff in the Window (2026)
Holy fucking shit
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Holy fucking shit
These people have never seen footage of a Michael Jackson concert in Eastern Europe where he’s performing in front of a medium-sized American city’s worth of sobbing, hysterical fans
this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.
people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
These people have never seen footage of a Michael Jackson concert in Eastern Europe where he’s performing in front of a medium-sized American city’s worth of sobbing, hysterical fans
Generation Lead in charge
the people with money and power seem to be so universally terrible at their jobs these days
Porsche and Ford and Agnelli were shitty fascists but they at least managed to put out millions of cars that functioned
Porsche and Ford and Agnelli were shitty fascists but they at least managed to put out millions of cars that functioned
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Generation Lead in charge
This was the hardest side quest in the game. The first time I tried it I got stuck in the painting because I kept getting killed by the trolls. I didn’t have a backup save and had to start all over again.
I guess it all doesn't matter now. Unless you can defeat those Painted Trolls, we have no chance of getting the Brush back.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This was the hardest side quest in the game. The first time I tried it I got stuck in the painting because I kept getting killed by the trolls. I didn’t have a backup save and had to start all over again.
My wife got into a car accident last week when some lady ran a stop sign. A witness ran over and struck around for the police report who declared the other lady at fault. It took this fucking pig over a WEEK to finalize the report and when he did he wrote that the witness aid my wife was at fault
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
My wife got into a car accident last week when some lady ran a stop sign. A witness ran over and struck around for the police report who declared the other lady at fault. It took this fucking pig over a WEEK to finalize the report and when he did he wrote that the witness aid my wife was at fault
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"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
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Me supervising my 5yo as she brushes her teeth
a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Me supervising my 5yo as she brushes her teeth
These lugers (lugeists?) aren’t exactly svelte
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
These lugers (lugeists?) aren’t exactly svelte
My MAGA origin story
Was asked to leave the bar because I kept doing the “Goofy scream” during every ski jump attempt on the TV
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My MAGA origin story
Was asked to leave the bar because I kept doing the “Goofy scream” during every ski jump attempt on the TV
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Was asked to leave the bar because I kept doing the “Goofy scream” during every ski jump attempt on the TV
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"Sure," said the rocket scientist, "we can send rockets to the moon."
"We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it."
"But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?"
"One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."
"We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it."
"But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?"
"One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"Sure," said the rocket scientist, "we can send rockets to the moon."
"We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it."
"But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?"
"One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."
"We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it."
"But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?"
"One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."
Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/pFpDPzdsyDQ?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/pFpDPzdsyDQ?...
Testin muh drafts
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Testin muh drafts
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you heard the Call of Prog despite public ridicule
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
you heard the Call of Prog despite public ridicule
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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Rep. Stansbury: “The United States government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex trafficking scandal and influence peddling scandal in the history of the United States, and Donald Trump is right at the center of it.”
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Rep. Stansbury: “The United States government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex trafficking scandal and influence peddling scandal in the history of the United States, and Donald Trump is right at the center of it.”
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They're so used to getting away with corruption that they don't even bother with any sort of fig leaf, the lawyer literally telling Trump his client will say whatever Trump wants her to say if he gets her out of jail loudly and in public.
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
They're so used to getting away with corruption that they don't even bother with any sort of fig leaf, the lawyer literally telling Trump his client will say whatever Trump wants her to say if he gets her out of jail loudly and in public.
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