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Cosimo Kramedici
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Working deep in the bowels of show business

New Jersey booster
Pinned
Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
monster people
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho
Salacious Crumb: HeeeeeHehheheheEEE
May 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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the secret is that its all of those thing
"Would you say that the Democratic Party today is more of a..."

Mainstream Liberal Party: 37%
Socialist Party: 34%
Moderate Party: 28%

Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Want to feel old? You are now 30 years older than Jennifer Coolidge was when she played Stifler's Mom in the teen sex comedy classic AMERICAN PIE (1999)
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Congressman Pallone, with all due respect, and as one of your constituents who has voted for you 7 times now, she is only six years older than you. Please consider following her lead and stepping aside for the next generation of New Jersey leaders.
Bonnie Watson Coleman blazed trails for New Jersey. She leaves behind a legacy of fighting for working families, from securing paid leave in the General Assembly to her fight to expand health care for pregnant women, as the first Black woman elected to the U.S. House from New Jersey.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Elon mad
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I'm getting Brazilian Midcenturypilled. I'm going Eisler mode. I'm Zalszupinmaxxing
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is more or less where I was honestly. Feels like this was a deal to save the filibuster
Yes if you want to doom this is the reason to me more than the cave. We should have been begging them to kill the filibuster and had a bunch of Dems willing to say if they want to kill your healthcare with 50 votes it’s their prerogative.
i suspect there’s some truth to this and also why we should be EXTREMELY skeptical that senate dems as currently constituted would ditch the filibuster should they ever have a trifecta again
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Last night I dreamed that Mikie Sherrill was doing a campaign event at Trader Joe’s and I asked her if she could help me find the Dr. Bronner’s. She gave me a free protein bar.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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the most electorally successful Morris County Democrat
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Want to feel old? You are now 30 years older than Jennifer Coolidge was when she played Stifler's Mom in the teen sex comedy classic AMERICAN PIE (1999)
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No wonder the price of gold has been crashing
It’s good to know that a solid gold toilet will get you one year of a decent-but-not-great relief pitcher in 2025
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It feels like the whole countercultural underworld of artists and punks and musicians and hackers and writers died during the Trump era. Everyone now is a streamer or an influencer or a crypto bro
White kids aren’t playing rock and indie music in their garages anymore and we’re all worse off for it. The manosphere would’ve never had a chance
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My parents told me several times about the Christmas they were so broke they didn’t get presents for each other
People wildly overestimate the economic security experienced by past generations. There's no period in American history where significant numbers of young people were just handed high paying jobs. Nostalgia for a time that never existed is a huge problem.
Why Nikki Haley’s son went radical: His generation inherited insecurity.

I profile Nalin Haley, a fascinating young man, who I believe will likely play an important role in conservative politics in years to come.

unherd.com/2025/11/why-...
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Me and who
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bro your particolored hose are most resplendent
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Come to the “Spectrum of Desire” exhibit at the Cloisters in the next two hours for an ass kicking
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM