Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
New Jersey booster
Pinned
Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
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My first attempt to make sense of a truly historic general election.
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The age of Takaichi dawns
Understanding what happened on Sunday
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February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My first attempt to make sense of a truly historic general election.
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
going great already lmfaoo
“He said you called for his birthday
You were off by like ten days
But you get a few points for tryin”
You were off by like ten days
But you get a few points for tryin”
Do you have a favorite lyric? Which and why?
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“He said you called for his birthday
You were off by like ten days
But you get a few points for tryin”
You were off by like ten days
But you get a few points for tryin”
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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this is the America I was raised to love
My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
this is the America I was raised to love
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
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"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
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A Florida A&M University law student says the school told her to remove the word 'Black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law
‘Black’ banned from flyers for FAMU College of Law Black History Month event, student says
A student at FAMU College of Law says the school told her to remove the word 'black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law.
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February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
A Florida A&M University law student says the school told her to remove the word 'Black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law
Guy who tells his kids that he and their mom are getting divorced during a game of Two Truths and a Lie
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Guy who tells his kids that he and their mom are getting divorced during a game of Two Truths and a Lie
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
Yeah, I know what you’d like to do. You’d like to find the guy that did it. Rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face. So he can see how black it is before he dies.
Actually I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Well, the world is a twisted place.
Actually I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Well, the world is a twisted place.
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Yeah, I know what you’d like to do. You’d like to find the guy that did it. Rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face. So he can see how black it is before he dies.
Actually I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Well, the world is a twisted place.
Actually I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Well, the world is a twisted place.
At the Y this morning this guy told the front desk lady that the Milan opening ceremony “Would have made you *sick*. We got *booed.*.”
I impulsively butted in and said “No no no. *JD Vance* got booed. The American athletes were cheered.”
I probably came off like a prick but I don’t give a shit
I impulsively butted in and said “No no no. *JD Vance* got booed. The American athletes were cheered.”
I probably came off like a prick but I don’t give a shit
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
At the Y this morning this guy told the front desk lady that the Milan opening ceremony “Would have made you *sick*. We got *booed.*.”
I impulsively butted in and said “No no no. *JD Vance* got booed. The American athletes were cheered.”
I probably came off like a prick but I don’t give a shit
I impulsively butted in and said “No no no. *JD Vance* got booed. The American athletes were cheered.”
I probably came off like a prick but I don’t give a shit
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50:1 odds on Kalshi that this guy is Pagliacci
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
50:1 odds on Kalshi that this guy is Pagliacci
Guy who’s buddies don’t know he’s Pagliacci
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Guy who’s buddies don’t know he’s Pagliacci
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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10 Weekend Reads
-What happens when we admit we don’t know?
-Bubbles as a Feature Not a Bug
-Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
-Federal Reserve 101
-Computers can’t surprise
-NFL & Fox: The $1.6B Deal That Changed Everything
ritholtz.com/2026/02/10-w...
-What happens when we admit we don’t know?
-Bubbles as a Feature Not a Bug
-Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
-Federal Reserve 101
-Computers can’t surprise
-NFL & Fox: The $1.6B Deal That Changed Everything
ritholtz.com/2026/02/10-w...
10 Weekend Reads - The Big Picture
The weekend is here! Pour yourself a mug of Danish Blend coffee, grab a seat outside, and get ready for our longer-form weekend reads: • What happens when we admit we don’t know? Kelly Corrigan on why...
ritholtz.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
10 Weekend Reads
-What happens when we admit we don’t know?
-Bubbles as a Feature Not a Bug
-Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
-Federal Reserve 101
-Computers can’t surprise
-NFL & Fox: The $1.6B Deal That Changed Everything
ritholtz.com/2026/02/10-w...
-What happens when we admit we don’t know?
-Bubbles as a Feature Not a Bug
-Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
-Federal Reserve 101
-Computers can’t surprise
-NFL & Fox: The $1.6B Deal That Changed Everything
ritholtz.com/2026/02/10-w...
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the line “old and in the way” from the song “old and in the way” by the band old and in the way off of the album old and in the way
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
the line “old and in the way” from the song “old and in the way” by the band old and in the way off of the album old and in the way