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I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH LITTLE ZINGERS
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through and beyond Poster's Madness lies The Second Sanity, a form of super-enlightenment that is only accessible to they who have forgot the feel of grass
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Holding court at the Algonquin Round Table Pizza
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Holding court at the Algonquin Round Table Pizza
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
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(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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NYT: the transes are a menace. gender is hunting your children. they’re not enbies they’re fearthembies.
Also NYT: how can we help cover up crimes mister epstein call us anytime
Also NYT: how can we help cover up crimes mister epstein call us anytime
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
NYT: the transes are a menace. gender is hunting your children. they’re not enbies they’re fearthembies.
Also NYT: how can we help cover up crimes mister epstein call us anytime
Also NYT: how can we help cover up crimes mister epstein call us anytime
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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My friend was saying that the Steam Machine is just Linux propaganda
Then another friend in the group chat said "No, that's Windows 11"
Then another friend in the group chat said "No, that's Windows 11"
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My friend was saying that the Steam Machine is just Linux propaganda
Then another friend in the group chat said "No, that's Windows 11"
Then another friend in the group chat said "No, that's Windows 11"
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
built a custom gaming rig that makes a ps5 look like an xbox 360. spent all day using it to play a 2D adult visual novel that i got in a bundle.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
built a custom gaming rig that makes a ps5 look like an xbox 360. spent all day using it to play a 2D adult visual novel that i got in a bundle.
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an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
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Sure, but let's not forget this succinct review of Bioshock Infinite.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sure, but let's not forget this succinct review of Bioshock Infinite.
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
discover tab hits different
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
discover tab hits different
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After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
www.indivisible2026.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
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have lost literally hours of my life putting my little mans back on their warhorsies every single time they transition to a new area
The Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous game has one of the worst game UIs I have ever encountered. I'm on my second playthrough
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
have lost literally hours of my life putting my little mans back on their warhorsies every single time they transition to a new area
idk why people are discussing rise of skywalker again but i am here for it. that movie haunts me like the girl with the white parasol haunts that guy in citizen kane. not a month goes by that i don't think of it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
idk why people are discussing rise of skywalker again but i am here for it. that movie haunts me like the girl with the white parasol haunts that guy in citizen kane. not a month goes by that i don't think of it.
adblocking is a form of mental hygiene. people should view advertisements as adversarial attempts to manipulate; defend yourself accordingly
this is also why i pay for things like kagi (an ad-free, subscription-based search engine).
this is also why i pay for things like kagi (an ad-free, subscription-based search engine).
I honestly believe we could reverse the damage of the last 9 years if everyone on the internet 1) used an ad blocker and 2) got off social media
"I'm so, so tired of ads for Ozempic, Viagra, and AI garbage, please give me something else"
A finger on the monkey's paw curls
"Draft Kings is your number one destination for every sport!"
A finger on the monkey's paw curls
"Draft Kings is your number one destination for every sport!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
adblocking is a form of mental hygiene. people should view advertisements as adversarial attempts to manipulate; defend yourself accordingly
this is also why i pay for things like kagi (an ad-free, subscription-based search engine).
this is also why i pay for things like kagi (an ad-free, subscription-based search engine).
we're not nearly cruel enough to senators
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
we're not nearly cruel enough to senators
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Trying to frame this as anything other than a complete surrender of the Dem Senate Caucus is pure fucking cope.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trying to frame this as anything other than a complete surrender of the Dem Senate Caucus is pure fucking cope.
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The Democrats have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Democrats have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.