slanderous ordo
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I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH LITTLE ZINGERS
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slanderous ordo
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· Mar 28
through and beyond Poster's Madness lies The Second Sanity, a form of super-enlightenment that is only accessible to they who have forgot the feel of grass
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all my scolders become bag holders at the rug pull of success
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
all my scolders become bag holders at the rug pull of success
finally, a verified expert terrorist
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
finally, a verified expert terrorist
lol i got blocked for that reply
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
lol i got blocked for that reply
you need links to women in low-cut tops (for research)
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
you need links to women in low-cut tops (for research)
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Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)
already regretting this, the oarsmen keep drinking my coffee
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
already regretting this, the oarsmen keep drinking my coffee
upgrading my galley kitchen to a quadrireme kitchen for the price of 30 gold
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
upgrading my galley kitchen to a quadrireme kitchen for the price of 30 gold
jfc it even takes place in detroit
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
jfc it even takes place in detroit
playing through robocop: rogue city and it's fucked up how they just straight-up ripped off deus ex: human revolution. the main character is a cop who got shot to pieces and made into a cyborg and now he works for a cyberpunk megacorp? c'mon guys come up with something original
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
playing through robocop: rogue city and it's fucked up how they just straight-up ripped off deus ex: human revolution. the main character is a cop who got shot to pieces and made into a cyborg and now he works for a cyberpunk megacorp? c'mon guys come up with something original
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When the dishwasher is full of clean dishes it's pregnant and when the dishwasher is empty it's in heat. And that's all I have to say about that.
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
When the dishwasher is full of clean dishes it's pregnant and when the dishwasher is empty it's in heat. And that's all I have to say about that.
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
long war 3: long harder
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
long war 3: long harder
bob your audience is 40
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
bob your audience is 40
might become a sports guy if this is what they're posting on sportsky
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
might become a sports guy if this is what they're posting on sportsky
yeah i mean what choice did kamala have, other than to show a shred of human morality
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 PM
yeah i mean what choice did kamala have, other than to show a shred of human morality
you've really changed ever since you donned that magical mind-control crown
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
you've really changed ever since you donned that magical mind-control crown
literally yes it is much better
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
literally yes it is much better
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
tiramisu is italian for "throw me away"
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
tiramisu is italian for "throw me away"
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They just have to goon America one city at a time, and they can goon forever at that pace
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
They just have to goon America one city at a time, and they can goon forever at that pace
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half the bluesky at least
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
half the bluesky at least
you'll get it on bluesky if the last week has been any indicator lol
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
you'll get it on bluesky if the last week has been any indicator lol
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If a man takes you home and you see War and Peace on his bookshelf that’s a red flag girl. he’s likely to have been influenced by Tolstoy’s heterodox opinions on the historicity of the individual and the causes of the burning of Moscow in 1812. Run.
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
If a man takes you home and you see War and Peace on his bookshelf that’s a red flag girl. he’s likely to have been influenced by Tolstoy’s heterodox opinions on the historicity of the individual and the causes of the burning of Moscow in 1812. Run.
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The protestors in Nepal were flying Straw Hit Pirates flags. Fandom is a much more powerful motivator than political theory these days because we exist in a realm of politics that is essentially a form of fandom. Sorry but Marx and Lenin are dead; long live Luffy and Luthen.
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The protestors in Nepal were flying Straw Hit Pirates flags. Fandom is a much more powerful motivator than political theory these days because we exist in a realm of politics that is essentially a form of fandom. Sorry but Marx and Lenin are dead; long live Luffy and Luthen.