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I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH LITTLE ZINGERS
disgraceful for the mayor of seattle to be linked with a parking lot

he should've pulled the gun on the pregnant woman on some sort of light rail, or perhaps a shielded bike lane
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Sure, but let's not forget this succinct review of Bioshock Infinite.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
you can make toast in a starling with a big enough flamethrower
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
median independent voter
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
yes, ha ha, yes!
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i don't think the gungans are supposed to read as american
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
atrocious timewaster that disrespects the player at every opportunity. i have played it four times and am thinking of going back for a fifth
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i'm extremely fond of the knife compass thing because it's such an assault on suspension of disbelief

in a movie with so many fantasy elements they decided to make a clue hinge on a completely mundane thing that violates common sense more the more you think about it
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
missed a chance to pair elated and deflated
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
(you'd think lando does but he's actually an asexual with incredible swag)
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
only two characters who fuck
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
and can this process be repeated?
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i'm pretty sure the intended read is
A) snap benefits are more important than literally every other issue combined
B) this deal is the only possible way to restore snap benefits
C) therefore, this deal is good

i could maybe be convinced of a or b or both but at the moment i'm really iffy on b
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM