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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Now I'm imagining someone microwaving a brisket at 10% power for 3 days.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Now I'm imagining someone microwaving a brisket at 10% power for 3 days.
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
I did it. I found the dumbest take on the internet.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Re: Charlotte on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, my friend saw a guy (probably Pat Harrigan) sitting in his car straight jorking it in a Target parking lot. Would he be doing that if he felt unsafe?
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Re: Charlotte on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, my friend saw a guy (probably Pat Harrigan) sitting in his car straight jorking it in a Target parking lot. Would he be doing that if he felt unsafe?
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one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Tapping the @meredithshiner.com sign.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Tapping the @meredithshiner.com sign.
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Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fight don’t fold.
Primary Schumer, please.
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Primary Schumer, please.
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
Tim Kaine needs to resign as soon as Spanberger is sworn in as governor.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tim Kaine needs to resign as soon as Spanberger is sworn in as governor.
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
So this is the second time the House Democrats stick their necks out during a shutdown and Senate Democrats stab them in the back.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So this is the second time the House Democrats stick their necks out during a shutdown and Senate Democrats stab them in the back.
So the NH Senate delegation is very much emphasizing the "Die" in their state motto.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So the NH Senate delegation is very much emphasizing the "Die" in their state motto.
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if i were running for office i would absolutely call my volunteers “the wide awakes,” i would hand out wide awake pins and stickers and hats for people to wear and campaign events would have wide awake banners
THEY USED TO CALL US WOKE
NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES
NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if i were running for office i would absolutely call my volunteers “the wide awakes,” i would hand out wide awake pins and stickers and hats for people to wear and campaign events would have wide awake banners
Steadily pushing me towards not going to the World Cup next year. I was looking forward to the World Cup for years, but the whole thing is repulsive to me now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Steadily pushing me towards not going to the World Cup next year. I was looking forward to the World Cup for years, but the whole thing is repulsive to me now.
Dying for some cooking Youtube/TV show to invite candidates on to cook a meal while talking. Have them go to a grocery store to pick out all the ingredients and cook something.
Seeing Trump wander around a grocery store or bumbling in a kitchen would be revelatory to some people.
Seeing Trump wander around a grocery store or bumbling in a kitchen would be revelatory to some people.
Given this and Trump's past comments about groceries (he calls the term "old-fashioned"), there is a legitimate, I'm-just-asking-this-as-a-factual-inquiry-purely-based-on-the-president's-own-rhetoric question to be asked:
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dying for some cooking Youtube/TV show to invite candidates on to cook a meal while talking. Have them go to a grocery store to pick out all the ingredients and cook something.
Seeing Trump wander around a grocery store or bumbling in a kitchen would be revelatory to some people.
Seeing Trump wander around a grocery store or bumbling in a kitchen would be revelatory to some people.
With all the former football coaches and players going into politics, I think it's time we got some politicians going into football.
Youngkin to Auburn? @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Youngkin to Auburn? @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
With all the former football coaches and players going into politics, I think it's time we got some politicians going into football.
Youngkin to Auburn? @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Youngkin to Auburn? @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
When does the Sidetalk video of the Zohran party drop?
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
When does the Sidetalk video of the Zohran party drop?
I regret to inform you that McDonell Douglas has done it again. @wtyppod.com @donoteat.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social
3 People Dead After UPS Plane Crashes in Louisville, Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I regret to inform you that McDonell Douglas has done it again. @wtyppod.com @donoteat.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social