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I will die for my country Philadelphia
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House we need to cure this patient
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
House we need to cure this patient
and then.... one day......... I got in
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
and then.... one day......... I got in
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today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
Metal Gear Solid 4 would be way better if old snake could download podcasts on his Apple iPod and listen to them while you wait in a locker for the alert to end
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Metal Gear Solid 4 would be way better if old snake could download podcasts on his Apple iPod and listen to them while you wait in a locker for the alert to end
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can't wait to see all the amazing new game announcements at the Game Awards 2025 wario64 thread
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
can't wait to see all the amazing new game announcements at the Game Awards 2025 wario64 thread
Undead groyper from the lands between posting about how marika didn't go far enough
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Undead groyper from the lands between posting about how marika didn't go far enough
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I love that fedex tracking gives expected delivery dates like I do to my boss
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love that fedex tracking gives expected delivery dates like I do to my boss
Your main priority in life should be avoiding situations where your enemies can post the packwatch gif about it
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Your main priority in life should be avoiding situations where your enemies can post the packwatch gif about it
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Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Wow so she was AG of Florida that whole time Epstein is going buck wild down there huh
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Wow so she was AG of Florida that whole time Epstein is going buck wild down there huh
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See u next tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
See u next tomorrow
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
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So fucking funny that this website started out as a more annoying and cliquey clone of woke late 2010s era twitter and they're speedrunning becoming X the everything app
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So fucking funny that this website started out as a more annoying and cliquey clone of woke late 2010s era twitter and they're speedrunning becoming X the everything app
"Fat women are the most beautiful people on earth" - My gf (smartest person I know)
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Fat women are the most beautiful people on earth" - My gf (smartest person I know)
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한국의 인구 감소와 웰빙 트렌드를 감안해서 한국 치킨 업계에 숏을 걸었다가 (젠슨황 교촌 회동때문에) 47만불을 청산당한 레딧 유저
한국인의 치킨 사랑을 간과하다니
한국인의 치킨 사랑을 간과하다니
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
한국의 인구 감소와 웰빙 트렌드를 감안해서 한국 치킨 업계에 숏을 걸었다가 (젠슨황 교촌 회동때문에) 47만불을 청산당한 레딧 유저
한국인의 치킨 사랑을 간과하다니
한국인의 치킨 사랑을 간과하다니