ShadowSandbag
@shadowsandbag.bsky.social
I will never stop posting.
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
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tgeyre asking me to fill in shifts at the stanford rabbit factory. im going to be subject to so many physics simulations and calculations. please pray for me
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
tgeyre asking me to fill in shifts at the stanford rabbit factory. im going to be subject to so many physics simulations and calculations. please pray for me
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yeah public defenders are fucking heroes lol. like my work is stressful and i like to think it's important but i work a 9-to-5 and most of my clients meet me weeks or even months before we go to court. i've heard stories of PDs meeting you five minutes before you go in front of a judge
Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
yeah public defenders are fucking heroes lol. like my work is stressful and i like to think it's important but i work a 9-to-5 and most of my clients meet me weeks or even months before we go to court. i've heard stories of PDs meeting you five minutes before you go in front of a judge
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Ok I saw a TikTok about a porno movie version of Zelda that’s apparently called “The Legend of Zelda: Pussylickers of Time”
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ok I saw a TikTok about a porno movie version of Zelda that’s apparently called “The Legend of Zelda: Pussylickers of Time”
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
And it’s like you had Ocarina to pun with and you just fuckin dropped that? My god, cockarina just to start with! It was a free throw!!! How could you!!!!!
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A major antagonist dies in the guilty gear pachinko machine and is never mentioned again
The machine has a built in ash tray
The machine has a built in ash tray
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A major antagonist dies in the guilty gear pachinko machine and is never mentioned again
The machine has a built in ash tray
The machine has a built in ash tray
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
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First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
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Timeline cleanse: Yesterday I was introduced to the teporingo (volcano rabbit) — it’s like a rabbit crossed with a pika and is only found on Popocatépetl and three of the other volcanoes near Mexico City: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano...
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Timeline cleanse: Yesterday I was introduced to the teporingo (volcano rabbit) — it’s like a rabbit crossed with a pika and is only found on Popocatépetl and three of the other volcanoes near Mexico City: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano...
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Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
If Heath Ledger met the Riddler he'd say "Why so querious?"
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If Heath Ledger met the Riddler he'd say "Why so querious?"
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Yes, I already made another one of these. The last one was an even bigger success than I was expecting, so I'll be posting a new sexy 20x20 puzzle every Saturday going forward. Like before, the solution and a deluxe color image version are available for all patrons.
~ patreon.com/posts/143671852 ~
~ patreon.com/posts/143671852 ~
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yes, I already made another one of these. The last one was an even bigger success than I was expecting, so I'll be posting a new sexy 20x20 puzzle every Saturday going forward. Like before, the solution and a deluxe color image version are available for all patrons.
~ patreon.com/posts/143671852 ~
~ patreon.com/posts/143671852 ~
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the peasants have risen up in rebellion and burned all feudal contracts in the Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the peasants have risen up in rebellion and burned all feudal contracts in the Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
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Hi I started making Erotic Nonograms (or EroNograms) because I have a sickness. I'll be posting the puzzles for anyone to solve for free, but patrons will get the solutions with a fancy exclusive Colored version to enhance the image.
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hi I started making Erotic Nonograms (or EroNograms) because I have a sickness. I'll be posting the puzzles for anyone to solve for free, but patrons will get the solutions with a fancy exclusive Colored version to enhance the image.
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~