slowbeef
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Twitch.tv/slowbeef or look me up on YT
Twitch.tv/slowbeef or look me up on YT
No and another point in your favor is Chester Cheetah looks like a sex pest imo
I'm kinda uncomfortable with children's puzzles being ads for snack foods am I a puritan?
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
No and another point in your favor is Chester Cheetah looks like a sex pest imo
Fuck you Chester Cheetah
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Fuck you Chester Cheetah
I don’t want to stay up too late but I can’t think of a better way to wake up on Valentine’s Day than to see that your husband has assembled not one but 15 Chester Cheetahs celebrating Cheetos in one big puzzle
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I don’t want to stay up too late but I can’t think of a better way to wake up on Valentine’s Day than to see that your husband has assembled not one but 15 Chester Cheetahs celebrating Cheetos in one big puzzle
My 61yo sister does not like I Think You Should Leave
She also didn’t realize it was a sketch comedy so I am rewatching the first episode as if it is all the same characters doing the same things to see what plot she was trying to piece together
She also didn’t realize it was a sketch comedy so I am rewatching the first episode as if it is all the same characters doing the same things to see what plot she was trying to piece together
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
My 61yo sister does not like I Think You Should Leave
She also didn’t realize it was a sketch comedy so I am rewatching the first episode as if it is all the same characters doing the same things to see what plot she was trying to piece together
She also didn’t realize it was a sketch comedy so I am rewatching the first episode as if it is all the same characters doing the same things to see what plot she was trying to piece together
I feel let down by this subsequent challenge
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I feel let down by this subsequent challenge
I didn’t have a lot of time for my daily lab so I basically tried to learn Mai’s frame data since it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow
(Actually it’s because I got a local in 9 days and I figured if I get seeded against Space Boy again, I should at least google who his main is.)
(Actually it’s because I got a local in 9 days and I figured if I get seeded against Space Boy again, I should at least google who his main is.)
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I didn’t have a lot of time for my daily lab so I basically tried to learn Mai’s frame data since it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow
(Actually it’s because I got a local in 9 days and I figured if I get seeded against Space Boy again, I should at least google who his main is.)
(Actually it’s because I got a local in 9 days and I figured if I get seeded against Space Boy again, I should at least google who his main is.)
Seeing a GI doctor on Monday but already talking myself into a Crohn’s Disease diagnosis like a normal dude
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Seeing a GI doctor on Monday but already talking myself into a Crohn’s Disease diagnosis like a normal dude
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yo check it out I made a version that just embeds how cool is that?
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
yo check it out I made a version that just embeds how cool is that?
By the way, I showed my wife the Rooster Teeth video I made and she couldn’t finish.
I even skipped ahead to the hook: “Ok I’m gonna tell you about this Let’s Play update I did and you tell me if it counts as cheating on my wife,” and she still opted out. “When do you get to the point?” she asked
I even skipped ahead to the hook: “Ok I’m gonna tell you about this Let’s Play update I did and you tell me if it counts as cheating on my wife,” and she still opted out. “When do you get to the point?” she asked
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
By the way, I showed my wife the Rooster Teeth video I made and she couldn’t finish.
I even skipped ahead to the hook: “Ok I’m gonna tell you about this Let’s Play update I did and you tell me if it counts as cheating on my wife,” and she still opted out. “When do you get to the point?” she asked
I even skipped ahead to the hook: “Ok I’m gonna tell you about this Let’s Play update I did and you tell me if it counts as cheating on my wife,” and she still opted out. “When do you get to the point?” she asked
Wait a fuckin minute
What do you mean you can buy gifts for the Street Fighter characters in World Tour mode
What do you mean you can buy gifts for the Street Fighter characters in World Tour mode
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Wait a fuckin minute
What do you mean you can buy gifts for the Street Fighter characters in World Tour mode
What do you mean you can buy gifts for the Street Fighter characters in World Tour mode
I was really itching to do some outer wilds tonight, but there is a Internet outage
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I was really itching to do some outer wilds tonight, but there is a Internet outage
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I'm a Gallup pollster. You can contact them at galluppanel@gallupmail.com to let them know what you think of this.
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'm a Gallup pollster. You can contact them at galluppanel@gallupmail.com to let them know what you think of this.
At a parents’ middle school orientation.
Another dad: “hi are you [Radish’s] dad? I’m [other girl I don’t know]’s dad. I heard you played through all of Kingdom Hearts and my daughter is doing that now and showing it to us.”
Me: oh haha (wait how the fuck could he know this!)
Another dad: “hi are you [Radish’s] dad? I’m [other girl I don’t know]’s dad. I heard you played through all of Kingdom Hearts and my daughter is doing that now and showing it to us.”
Me: oh haha (wait how the fuck could he know this!)
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
At a parents’ middle school orientation.
Another dad: “hi are you [Radish’s] dad? I’m [other girl I don’t know]’s dad. I heard you played through all of Kingdom Hearts and my daughter is doing that now and showing it to us.”
Me: oh haha (wait how the fuck could he know this!)
Another dad: “hi are you [Radish’s] dad? I’m [other girl I don’t know]’s dad. I heard you played through all of Kingdom Hearts and my daughter is doing that now and showing it to us.”
Me: oh haha (wait how the fuck could he know this!)
If you like those "Oh Hi I Didn't See You There" videos I make, I made one about Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter and the craziest story about Let's Play I didn't get to tell 8 years ago.
youtu.be/UYk8HeBKkBs
youtu.be/UYk8HeBKkBs
My Weird Tribute To Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter
YouTube video by slowbeef
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If you like those "Oh Hi I Didn't See You There" videos I make, I made one about Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter and the craziest story about Let's Play I didn't get to tell 8 years ago.
youtu.be/UYk8HeBKkBs
youtu.be/UYk8HeBKkBs
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“It’s that dangerous, science?”
- my 9yo on having to wear goggles for a baking soda/vinegar rocket
- my 9yo on having to wear goggles for a baking soda/vinegar rocket
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“It’s that dangerous, science?”
- my 9yo on having to wear goggles for a baking soda/vinegar rocket
- my 9yo on having to wear goggles for a baking soda/vinegar rocket
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
my mom was a nurse for about 50 years
Me: I think you’d like The Pitt. I’m liking it. The season takes place over a 15 hour ER shift and each episode is an hour from it
Mom: is it like a mystery or…?
Me: No it’s just a medical drama.
Mom: It sounds like I’m watching work.
I had no rebuttal
Me: I think you’d like The Pitt. I’m liking it. The season takes place over a 15 hour ER shift and each episode is an hour from it
Mom: is it like a mystery or…?
Me: No it’s just a medical drama.
Mom: It sounds like I’m watching work.
I had no rebuttal
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
my mom was a nurse for about 50 years
Me: I think you’d like The Pitt. I’m liking it. The season takes place over a 15 hour ER shift and each episode is an hour from it
Mom: is it like a mystery or…?
Me: No it’s just a medical drama.
Mom: It sounds like I’m watching work.
I had no rebuttal
Me: I think you’d like The Pitt. I’m liking it. The season takes place over a 15 hour ER shift and each episode is an hour from it
Mom: is it like a mystery or…?
Me: No it’s just a medical drama.
Mom: It sounds like I’m watching work.
I had no rebuttal
I wrote my first ever Two Sentence Horror Story
“Oh my god, I just realized our only hope is if the former president takes down the current president by admitting they both ate babies on Sex Pest Island. Mama Mia!”
“Oh my god, I just realized our only hope is if the former president takes down the current president by admitting they both ate babies on Sex Pest Island. Mama Mia!”
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I wrote my first ever Two Sentence Horror Story
“Oh my god, I just realized our only hope is if the former president takes down the current president by admitting they both ate babies on Sex Pest Island. Mama Mia!”
“Oh my god, I just realized our only hope is if the former president takes down the current president by admitting they both ate babies on Sex Pest Island. Mama Mia!”
It’s only 10, it might hit me but it’s not plus on block
you didn't chug it, did you? hold onto something sturdy and hold on tight
-O
-O
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It’s only 10, it might hit me but it’s not plus on block
I regret my purchase
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I regret my purchase
In all transparency I have not had time to watch but I will almost always signal boost anything about Neo Kobe
❗️❗️NEW VIDEO ❗️❗️
My big, giant retrospective of Snatcher for the Sega CD is FINALLY HERE! This is easily the hardest I've EVER worked on a video so any and all support would be greatly appreciated!
youtu.be/YfpY0FcTBpk
My big, giant retrospective of Snatcher for the Sega CD is FINALLY HERE! This is easily the hardest I've EVER worked on a video so any and all support would be greatly appreciated!
youtu.be/YfpY0FcTBpk
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
In all transparency I have not had time to watch but I will almost always signal boost anything about Neo Kobe
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Important news: Movie titles that begin with "I," in English are very funny in Spanish.
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Important news: Movie titles that begin with "I," in English are very funny in Spanish.
Are there chill co-op games you could just kinda hang out and talk in? Just stuff like … I don’t know, it doesn’t require a lot of focus?
February 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Are there chill co-op games you could just kinda hang out and talk in? Just stuff like … I don’t know, it doesn’t require a lot of focus?
Ok I am inspired. Let’s do an SA1 arcade difficulty 1cc attempt and stay up late getting Gradius 3 retro achievements
you know the place
you know the place
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ok I am inspired. Let’s do an SA1 arcade difficulty 1cc attempt and stay up late getting Gradius 3 retro achievements
you know the place
you know the place