slowbeef 🔜 MAG 2026
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slowbeef 🔜 MAG 2026
@slowbeef.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Cool, well I am officially presenting a panel at MAGFest this year:
Deadasser Obscure Games is a followup to last year’s Deadass Obscure Games!
It’s on Thursday Jan 8 at 4:30pm so we’ll see you there. I have fresh content so make sure to pretend to enjoy it!
Deadasser Obscure Games is a followup to last year’s Deadass Obscure Games!
It’s on Thursday Jan 8 at 4:30pm so we’ll see you there. I have fresh content so make sure to pretend to enjoy it!
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Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
I apologize for sharing a slop ad but it’s so lazily done that the woman is animated speaking so it’s like she is telling him this at Christmas
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I apologize for sharing a slop ad but it’s so lazily done that the woman is animated speaking so it’s like she is telling him this at Christmas
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
My second PS WoH playthrough went better/more typical - I think the only issue I had was that I handcuffed Takashi and didn’t get the in-game cheevo (seems like only a subset are official trophies)
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My second PS WoH playthrough went better/more typical - I think the only issue I had was that I handcuffed Takashi and didn’t get the in-game cheevo (seems like only a subset are official trophies)
We went with Suspiria which had a warning for “graphic nudity” which certainly sounds promising!
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We went with Suspiria which had a warning for “graphic nudity” which certainly sounds promising!
Anyone got good horror (or other) movie recs?
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Anyone got good horror (or other) movie recs?
Man PS5 world of horror is *broken*
I won my first run because almost every place I investigated subtracted 4 doom so I won the run with 10% remaining. Maybe it’s a glitch with the compass item or the first run or I don’t know but it’s disappointing
I won my first run because almost every place I investigated subtracted 4 doom so I won the run with 10% remaining. Maybe it’s a glitch with the compass item or the first run or I don’t know but it’s disappointing
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Man PS5 world of horror is *broken*
I won my first run because almost every place I investigated subtracted 4 doom so I won the run with 10% remaining. Maybe it’s a glitch with the compass item or the first run or I don’t know but it’s disappointing
I won my first run because almost every place I investigated subtracted 4 doom so I won the run with 10% remaining. Maybe it’s a glitch with the compass item or the first run or I don’t know but it’s disappointing
My wife is making me get her a glass of water and a spoon to cure her hiccups - she is going to drink it with the spoon sideways in her mouth.
I am fucking gobsmacked that we have been married this long and I had no idea about this Abe Simpson level of home remedy she was holding onto
I am fucking gobsmacked that we have been married this long and I had no idea about this Abe Simpson level of home remedy she was holding onto
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My wife is making me get her a glass of water and a spoon to cure her hiccups - she is going to drink it with the spoon sideways in her mouth.
I am fucking gobsmacked that we have been married this long and I had no idea about this Abe Simpson level of home remedy she was holding onto
I am fucking gobsmacked that we have been married this long and I had no idea about this Abe Simpson level of home remedy she was holding onto
Anyone know where I can get the original Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake translation hack by OASIS?
Looking to fix a few images in my old strategy guide
Looking to fix a few images in my old strategy guide
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Anyone know where I can get the original Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake translation hack by OASIS?
Looking to fix a few images in my old strategy guide
Looking to fix a few images in my old strategy guide
This Christmas season, don’t forget to give yourself the gift of hard work by telling every person you know who has a MAGFest ticket to go to my panel
I mean don’t bug them so much that they’re annoyed at me by proxy and don’t go,but you should go out of your way. Like intrude on their lives a bit.
I mean don’t bug them so much that they’re annoyed at me by proxy and don’t go,but you should go out of your way. Like intrude on their lives a bit.
Cool, well I am officially presenting a panel at MAGFest this year:
Deadasser Obscure Games is a followup to last year’s Deadass Obscure Games!
It’s on Thursday Jan 8 at 4:30pm so we’ll see you there. I have fresh content so make sure to pretend to enjoy it!
Deadasser Obscure Games is a followup to last year’s Deadass Obscure Games!
It’s on Thursday Jan 8 at 4:30pm so we’ll see you there. I have fresh content so make sure to pretend to enjoy it!
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This Christmas season, don’t forget to give yourself the gift of hard work by telling every person you know who has a MAGFest ticket to go to my panel
I mean don’t bug them so much that they’re annoyed at me by proxy and don’t go,but you should go out of your way. Like intrude on their lives a bit.
I mean don’t bug them so much that they’re annoyed at me by proxy and don’t go,but you should go out of your way. Like intrude on their lives a bit.
When I want to deeply ponder what it is to be human, I carve four hours or so out of my schedule and watch Blade Runner and Elf back to back
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When I want to deeply ponder what it is to be human, I carve four hours or so out of my schedule and watch Blade Runner and Elf back to back
ok i think it's time now to play some street fighter and a japanese saturn beat em up that looked interesting
twitch.tv/slowbeef
twitch.tv/slowbeef
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ok i think it's time now to play some street fighter and a japanese saturn beat em up that looked interesting
twitch.tv/slowbeef
twitch.tv/slowbeef
I am secretly hopeful they go too far with the crossovers and include Stephen King in Welcome To Derry season 3 since he wrote himself into the Dark Tower books
That really happened I just need to tell everyone that Roland saves Stephen King from his real life minivan accident in The Dark Tower
That really happened I just need to tell everyone that Roland saves Stephen King from his real life minivan accident in The Dark Tower
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I am secretly hopeful they go too far with the crossovers and include Stephen King in Welcome To Derry season 3 since he wrote himself into the Dark Tower books
That really happened I just need to tell everyone that Roland saves Stephen King from his real life minivan accident in The Dark Tower
That really happened I just need to tell everyone that Roland saves Stephen King from his real life minivan accident in The Dark Tower
Hm! I think overall I liked Welcome To Derry.
Dick Holloran: Figure I’ll take the job there. How much trouble could a hotel be?
Oh shut the fuck up! How dare you!!!
Dick Holloran: Figure I’ll take the job there. How much trouble could a hotel be?
Oh shut the fuck up! How dare you!!!
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hm! I think overall I liked Welcome To Derry.
Dick Holloran: Figure I’ll take the job there. How much trouble could a hotel be?
Oh shut the fuck up! How dare you!!!
Dick Holloran: Figure I’ll take the job there. How much trouble could a hotel be?
Oh shut the fuck up! How dare you!!!
Wife: Is he supposed to be funny, Pennywise? He sorta is
Me: I mean …
Me: I mean …
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Wife: Is he supposed to be funny, Pennywise? He sorta is
Me: I mean …
Me: I mean …
My 9yo son, eating ramen: This hits different
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My 9yo son, eating ramen: This hits different
Stephen King Universe Deep Lore:
“So the turtle doesn’t like the clown?”
“Yeah and that eventually helps the cowboy”
“So the turtle doesn’t like the clown?”
“Yeah and that eventually helps the cowboy”
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Stephen King Universe Deep Lore:
“So the turtle doesn’t like the clown?”
“Yeah and that eventually helps the cowboy”
“So the turtle doesn’t like the clown?”
“Yeah and that eventually helps the cowboy”
I know people shot down the jokey Pennywise/Babadook ship awhile back but it’s a shame because I still think their first date would’ve been awkward until:
“So… do you want kids?”
“Why, you got any?”
And that would really break the ice.
“So… do you want kids?”
“Why, you got any?”
And that would really break the ice.
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I know people shot down the jokey Pennywise/Babadook ship awhile back but it’s a shame because I still think their first date would’ve been awkward until:
“So… do you want kids?”
“Why, you got any?”
And that would really break the ice.
“So… do you want kids?”
“Why, you got any?”
And that would really break the ice.
The army in Welcome To Derry: What if you could harness Pennywise as a weapon
Weyland Yutani: this guy gets it!
Weyland Yutani: this guy gets it!
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The army in Welcome To Derry: What if you could harness Pennywise as a weapon
Weyland Yutani: this guy gets it!
Weyland Yutani: this guy gets it!
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I may not be at MagFest this year, but if you are going, make sure to see Grint and any of my other friends who are doing their best.
You see that there? Three scheduled sessions of my game Tiny Mall Wizards at MAGfest! Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from 2-4pm in the tabletop hall. Space limited but hassle me about it and maybe I can run more than one a day
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I may not be at MagFest this year, but if you are going, make sure to see Grint and any of my other friends who are doing their best.
Wait... World of Horror is on PS4?!
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wait... World of Horror is on PS4?!
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
Pulled a random PS2 game and got Chegger's Party Quiz? Uh ok! Let's see what that is
twitch.tv/slowbeef
twitch.tv/slowbeef
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let's pick a ps2 game at random and try it out (sf6/woh first)
twitch.tv
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pulled a random PS2 game and got Chegger's Party Quiz? Uh ok! Let's see what that is
twitch.tv/slowbeef
twitch.tv/slowbeef
I am happy Routine has a second enemy and it is a very good one
Let’s check it out and maybe a tiny bit of SF6
You know where
Let’s check it out and maybe a tiny bit of SF6
You know where
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I am happy Routine has a second enemy and it is a very good one
Let’s check it out and maybe a tiny bit of SF6
You know where
Let’s check it out and maybe a tiny bit of SF6
You know where