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Ernest philosopher
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before i take to bed for the night i drink a beige serum of creatine, psyllium husk, whey, minerals, and amino acids. it has no artificial flavoring and restores my vitality for the next morning. the drink has no official name but my family calls it Father's Penalty
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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THE THING HAPPENED
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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"Contrary to lay opinion, the practices of the SS in the Eastern Front were not consonant with effective counterinsurgency strategy" is one of those assertions that is obviously worthwhile and necessary in the context of positive knowledge production but nevertheless quite funny to see written down.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Tyler Smarslok and Dustin Glant
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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ok this is genuinely insane
A newly released Epstein document includes a letter that Jeffrey wrote to fellow sex offender Larry Nassar, alleging that Donald Trump “shares [their] love of young nubile girls.”

(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Quantum Blessings!
May 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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This holiday season, please think of the children.
@theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.

It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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best to ever do it
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Is there anything better than waking up at grandma’s house? Rolling off the ancient pull-out couch and sucking down a cup of coffee made with grounds frozen since the Carter administration? Washing your entire body with a single bar of soap under a shower head level with the height of your nipples?
December 1, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella

If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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cursed
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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BREAKING: Batman is collaborating with the Orcas
🫧💜🫧 Sun, Dec 14

Endangered Southern Resident orcas are back inland Puget Sound! J pod at least was audible on the @orcasound Bush Point hydrophone ~08:00. Have a beautiful day w/these beauties. If you see them please share.

📸 J pod during an early November foray. By Catherine Soto.

#psws
December 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM