John D
@sensiblejumper.bsky.social
Twitchy disorganiser. Cat shepherd. Ancient gamer. Not out to gain followers, just wants to join in. People tell me that I don't look or seem ASD/ADHD, so I tell them to meet my really dyslexic brother. He looks so so much like someone that can spell.
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I recently did an approximation of that clock, though sadly the disappearing minutes were beyond me...
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I recently did an approximation of that clock, though sadly the disappearing minutes were beyond me...
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Seeing that ICE has arrived on BlueSky let me be the first to say *shotgun cocking noise* go fuck yourselves and get the fuck out of my bar.
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Seeing that ICE has arrived on BlueSky let me be the first to say *shotgun cocking noise* go fuck yourselves and get the fuck out of my bar.
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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GROK IS A CHATBOT NOT A GUY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A NEWS SOURCE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
GROK IS A CHATBOT NOT A GUY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A NEWS SOURCE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
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A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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As a disabled person, I aspire to be the person the DWP think I am.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
As a disabled person, I aspire to be the person the DWP think I am.
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Okay, so "Last Christmas" was - in my opinion, obviously - a terrible song when it was released and time has not improved it.
Moving on, I am reminded of how Jona Lewie's "Stop the Cavalry" became a Christmas song, much to his bafflement.
Moving on, I am reminded of how Jona Lewie's "Stop the Cavalry" became a Christmas song, much to his bafflement.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Being accountable to an international court means our Government has to answer to them if it tries to undermine your human rights. Be very suspicious of any UK politician who wants to remove that check on their powers.
Share this and speak up for your freedoms.
Share this and speak up for your freedoms.
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Being accountable to an international court means our Government has to answer to them if it tries to undermine your human rights. Be very suspicious of any UK politician who wants to remove that check on their powers.
Share this and speak up for your freedoms.
Share this and speak up for your freedoms.
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So who's your girl crush Alice? I'm not telling mine...
September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So who's your girl crush Alice? I'm not telling mine...
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WELL DONE, RED ROSES!!!
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WELL DONE, RED ROSES!!!
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Darlington and Darlington-adjacent people - I'm selling two drastically-reduced tickets for Stewart Lee at the Hippodrome tonight cos I can no longer attend
www.twickets.live/en/event/197...
www.twickets.live/en/event/197...
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Darlington and Darlington-adjacent people - I'm selling two drastically-reduced tickets for Stewart Lee at the Hippodrome tonight cos I can no longer attend
www.twickets.live/en/event/197...
www.twickets.live/en/event/197...
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That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE.
If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.
If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE.
If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.
If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.
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These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.
September 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.
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These fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but they’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
These fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but they’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.
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it's real support from actual racists
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's real support from actual racists
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🚨Happening Now!
Mass Protest in D.C. !
Thousands have gathered!
We Reject The Fascist Trump Regimes takeover of our cities!
#FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests #3E
Mass Protest in D.C. !
Thousands have gathered!
We Reject The Fascist Trump Regimes takeover of our cities!
#FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests #3E
September 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨Happening Now!
Mass Protest in D.C. !
Thousands have gathered!
We Reject The Fascist Trump Regimes takeover of our cities!
#FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests #3E
Mass Protest in D.C. !
Thousands have gathered!
We Reject The Fascist Trump Regimes takeover of our cities!
#FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests #3E