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John D
@sensiblejumper.bsky.social
Twitchy disorganiser. Cat shepherd. Ancient gamer. Not out to gain followers, just wants to join in. People tell me that I don't look or seem ASD/ADHD, so I tell them to meet my really dyslexic brother. He looks so so much like someone that can spell.
I do remember eye rolling, but clearly not hard enough.
February 1, 2026 at 10:37 AM
That is incredible. Lest we forget.
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I'm getting strong pipe-cleaner vibes from both sides
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 PM
When they talk about CULTURE. I usually ask if they have a favourite sonnet.
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
That was so good!
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Make them watch some community hospitals being built, and some local green energy projects!
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Bless them. They thought cultural influence and power were the same thing.
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I did not shit myself much.
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
It's the send off that I get as the last person on the dance floor at the club.
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Trump, has only got one hand,
His Father was in the Ku Klux Klan,
His mother, killed by a mugger,
Still had the right to a family plan.
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The last line needs work, help yourselves.
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by John D
I recently did an approximation of that clock, though sadly the disappearing minutes were beyond me...
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Tell him it makes it look smaller
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
He had a part time job as well as his 6 hours of lectures a week. How did he imaginarily manage?
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
When cash flow is better, I'll be on board. Excellent stuff!
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
No music neither. Tut! :)
January 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I'm sitting on the carpet cross legged now.
January 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Amazing!
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
whoa!
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Tagline. "A sex worker that fxxcked a pedophile story."
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Lovely. This might not make any sense to you, but when I was a kid there was a clock that was 12 blobs gradually disappearing in a clockwise wheel, for educational programs for schools. We'd all be sitting cross legged on the carpet waiting for the programme to start. Even more nostalgic. x
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Thank you so much. I'll have a look.
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
From 25 yards
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"From darkest Peru." You get across the river and Nobby Solano kicks your head in a bucket.
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM