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Parents just don't understand. Posting with oine hand cause I'm pettin my cat.
@timheidecker.bsky.social dear Tim, what is Office Hours? I used to watch Awesome Show repeatedly and saw your live show in Dublin a few years back. I don't understand who these guys are or what the show is but I am afraid to do internet searches. Could you please tell me in a few words what it is?
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@timheidecker.bsky.social dear Tim, what is Office Hours? I used to watch Awesome Show repeatedly and saw your live show in Dublin a few years back. I don't understand who these guys are or what the show is but I am afraid to do internet searches. Could you please tell me in a few words what it is?
I am the plate of microwaved pasta that Anthony Soprano dropped that made Tony say he can't get a vasectomy.
I am shattered on the floor and spattered on the cabinet doors at the feet of the humiliated child of a strip club owner
I am shattered on the floor and spattered on the cabinet doors at the feet of the humiliated child of a strip club owner
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I am the plate of microwaved pasta that Anthony Soprano dropped that made Tony say he can't get a vasectomy.
I am shattered on the floor and spattered on the cabinet doors at the feet of the humiliated child of a strip club owner
I am shattered on the floor and spattered on the cabinet doors at the feet of the humiliated child of a strip club owner
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absolutely none of you have heard of hyperbole
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
absolutely none of you have heard of hyperbole
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
@joeymcallister.com look at my bluesky banner if you enjoy feeling happy and having fun
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@joeymcallister.com look at my bluesky banner if you enjoy feeling happy and having fun
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the moral of Dazed and Confused and is that smoking weed and listening to ZZ Top and driving around your town in Texas is awesome
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the moral of Dazed and Confused and is that smoking weed and listening to ZZ Top and driving around your town in Texas is awesome
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Green Eggs And Ham Ending Explained: All The Hints You Might Have Missed
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Green Eggs And Ham Ending Explained: All The Hints You Might Have Missed
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SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
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Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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there're so many ways to fall over and break your cock off
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
there're so many ways to fall over and break your cock off
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why do people still use carpet
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
why do people still use carpet
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i bet i would be pretty good at falconry. you just stick your arm out. feed the bird some meat. easy work
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i bet i would be pretty good at falconry. you just stick your arm out. feed the bird some meat. easy work
that creed song about arms wide open gets a bad rap- its pretty fresh
EWITH AAHMS WIDE OH-PAHN BAAAAAAAH *hits HUGE air guitar chord* BAAAAAAAAH
EWITH AAHMS WIDE OH-PAHN BAAAAAAAH *hits HUGE air guitar chord* BAAAAAAAAH
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
that creed song about arms wide open gets a bad rap- its pretty fresh
EWITH AAHMS WIDE OH-PAHN BAAAAAAAH *hits HUGE air guitar chord* BAAAAAAAAH
EWITH AAHMS WIDE OH-PAHN BAAAAAAAH *hits HUGE air guitar chord* BAAAAAAAAH
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Buddy, same
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Buddy, same
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Man, get a load of this fantastic wall. You don't see a wall like that every day. Really somethin'. Right around the corner from me; I can go look at it any time I want.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Man, get a load of this fantastic wall. You don't see a wall like that every day. Really somethin'. Right around the corner from me; I can go look at it any time I want.
If Boardwalk Empire is historically accurate, wisecracks could blow the lid off the place
also Micky Doyle has an old timey laugh heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
also Micky Doyle has an old timey laugh heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If Boardwalk Empire is historically accurate, wisecracks could blow the lid off the place
also Micky Doyle has an old timey laugh heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
also Micky Doyle has an old timey laugh heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
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Insane clowns? In THIS posse??
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Insane clowns? In THIS posse??
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i’ve been keeping track of the water outside of my place for a while now but i don’t really have any end goal in mind here
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i’ve been keeping track of the water outside of my place for a while now but i don’t really have any end goal in mind here
Billy Joel is a fuckin poseur
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Billy Joel is a fuckin poseur
coke zero is gross
follow me for more insight about coke zero
follow me for more insight about coke zero
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
coke zero is gross
follow me for more insight about coke zero
follow me for more insight about coke zero
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Too hot to hold when they come out of the toaster, completely cold 30 seconds later. That’s the English Muffin Promise.
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Too hot to hold when they come out of the toaster, completely cold 30 seconds later. That’s the English Muffin Promise.
stepping on a garden snail the size of a golf ball is so horrible.
I repeat "Im so sorry" as I find something heavy to crush it completely with to stop it from experiencing whatever infrared hallucination it's having. I scrape it off the path I typically walk on saying "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
I repeat "Im so sorry" as I find something heavy to crush it completely with to stop it from experiencing whatever infrared hallucination it's having. I scrape it off the path I typically walk on saying "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
October 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
stepping on a garden snail the size of a golf ball is so horrible.
I repeat "Im so sorry" as I find something heavy to crush it completely with to stop it from experiencing whatever infrared hallucination it's having. I scrape it off the path I typically walk on saying "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
I repeat "Im so sorry" as I find something heavy to crush it completely with to stop it from experiencing whatever infrared hallucination it's having. I scrape it off the path I typically walk on saying "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
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ovulating in October like i am ready to get absolutely monster mashed
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ovulating in October like i am ready to get absolutely monster mashed
Still playing Neko Atsume in 2025
October 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Still playing Neko Atsume in 2025