SekhmetFlame
sekhmetflame.bsky.social
SekhmetFlame
@sekhmetflame.bsky.social
Proud cat dad, married 15+ years. Known to game and stream on Twitch and sometimes finish music I'm working on.
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This is a TRASH free zone. No transphobes, racists, ableists, sexists, homophobes allowed. Nazis need not apply.

You are absolutely NOT going to find a safe haven for fascism here. Mind your own business and keep your uneducated hot takes to yourself.
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Yay I got a treadmill (Oh no I fell off a treadmill).
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Keith Olbermann out here like “uh DUH! I was trying to impress the teenager I was fucking”
It has become very clear that “me too” didn’t go nearly far enough
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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It’s not just you, GitHub is broken. Go touch some grass while you can!
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Keep this in mind as we start seeing more and more large scale outages from AWS, Cloudflare, Github, etc. These are the companies hoping to increasingly automate their systems with AI
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What weird timeline did I wake up in today where Loomer is saying sensible shit?
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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the bluesky experience ✨
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gotta poke it with a stick, from a safe distance. (for legal purposes, this is a joke, do not try this at home)
You can go to Oregon and see Hot Air balloon shows
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A puddle of cat in my lap. Ought to be a month out of the year where I am legally obligated to hibernate at home with my cats.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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the passage of time can't hurt me the passage of time can't hurt me the passage of time can't hurt me

the passage of time:
Holy crap y’all thanksgiving is next week
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I think I should be medically required to stay in bed with my cats
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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a second sunday could fix me
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Wear a goddamn mask!
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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In a box tucked against the quiet, a cat claims its seat beneath bold letters: “only bitchy divas sit in here.” The leaves scatter, the river hums, and the diva reigns unbothered.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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when your body says close your eyes and rest but your brain says remember that time you stood up at work and your pants fell down taking your underwear with them
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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There’s an age where “Mmm please step on me” becomes less about thirst and more about lower back pain
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This is a better answer than I gave on The Source to @kaitlancollins.bsky.social last night.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I made you a flowchart:

www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This reads like some horribly written fantasy from some teenage journal.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Irony is when you're ironing your clothes and accidentally iron your knee in an unfortunate mishap. Not many people know this.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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horses neighing six seven is braintrot
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I can't stop thinking about that article about how people literally can't read because they're basically taught to guess over the last like two decades and like. It's really starting to make why people will respond aggressively, agreeing with what you said but convinced you said the opposite
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM