Ash
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28, They/Them
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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god gives his earliest lunches to his hungriest rats
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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They have us living in places called Apartment rather than Togetherment, open your eyes
May 12, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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The voice of Ozzy Osbourne was unlike anything before it. John Darnielle of @themountaingoats.bsky.social reflects on the loss of the singular frontman
Ozzy Osbourne Obituary: For the Back Street Kids
John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats reflects on the loss of the singular frontman.
pitchfork.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics
July 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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THE CRYPTKEEPER BUT HE'S EVEN MORE OF A BITCH: oh ho ho! looks like the GHOULS are fighting! eheheheheh!
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
June 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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one down two to gooo
[ #pokemon #art #wip ]
May 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I’m going on a journey :3
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane
May 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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CEO: I haven't read the story of the scorpion and the frog, but I assume they worked together in mutual self-interest because of market rationality
April 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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These are unprecedented times, and they’ve been hard on all of us. In the face of global uncertainty, it’s easy for the smaller things to slip through the cracks. Thats’s why we were so concerned when we noticed you left an item in your cart but didn’t finish checking out
February 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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from your perspective i’m just some guy who lives in your phone and posts words that make you chuckle. from my perspective i’m looking up at your big ugly face while I’m trapped in your phone and banging on the glass shouting get me out of here, help i’m stuck in this ugly guy’s phone
December 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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Ain't Right (2022)
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Looking at the jar of dog peanut butter like it’s a cop’s gun
November 15, 2024 at 4:12 AM