ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST
@seanthonyp.bsky.social
Chronic reposter.
Witchcraft truther.
Actively summoning flames directly from hell (or store-bought is fine)
Witchcraft truther.
Actively summoning flames directly from hell (or store-bought is fine)
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the first half of Broncos-Chiefs was legitimately shorter (1 hour, 6 minutes) than the first episode of the newest season of Stranger Things (1 hour, 8 minutes)
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the first half of Broncos-Chiefs was legitimately shorter (1 hour, 6 minutes) than the first episode of the newest season of Stranger Things (1 hour, 8 minutes)
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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when you hit 100 years old like dick van dyke you should be able to prestige
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
when you hit 100 years old like dick van dyke you should be able to prestige
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producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
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when the NFL played on Christmas in 1971, people burned their tickets in public and a newspaper published the commissioner's address so people could write him letters
things have changed!
here's the story of how TV ratings, Congress, & the CBA led to the NFL stealing Christmas from the NBA
things have changed!
here's the story of how TV ratings, Congress, & the CBA led to the NFL stealing Christmas from the NBA
How the NFL Stole Christmas
YouTube video by Sports! with Rodger Sherman
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
when the NFL played on Christmas in 1971, people burned their tickets in public and a newspaper published the commissioner's address so people could write him letters
things have changed!
here's the story of how TV ratings, Congress, & the CBA led to the NFL stealing Christmas from the NBA
things have changed!
here's the story of how TV ratings, Congress, & the CBA led to the NFL stealing Christmas from the NBA
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Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
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"Under this model, formerly colonized nations must ask permission to temporarily access their own heritage, accept conditions dictated by a British institution, and bear the financial and logistical burdens of care, while the museum retains ultimate control."
British Museum fully delulu good lord
British Museum fully delulu good lord
British Museum Launches Farcical “Decolonizing” Loan Program
Long-term loans to former colonies are not restitution. They do not acknowledge historical wrongdoing, nor do they restore agency to source communities.
hyperallergic.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Under this model, formerly colonized nations must ask permission to temporarily access their own heritage, accept conditions dictated by a British institution, and bear the financial and logistical burdens of care, while the museum retains ultimate control."
British Museum fully delulu good lord
British Museum fully delulu good lord
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very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
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Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
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On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
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Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
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An email in a new batch of Jeffrey Epstein files reveals Trump flew on the late sex offender's private jet "many more times" than previously known
Trump Flew On Epstein’s Private Jet ‘More Times Than Previously Reported,’ Flight Records Cited In DOJ Files Dump Show
www.huffpost.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
An email in a new batch of Jeffrey Epstein files reveals Trump flew on the late sex offender's private jet "many more times" than previously known
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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With this letter, which references open pedophilia, from Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar, you can now draw a straight line to Dr. Richard Strauss, through Leslie Wexner.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
With this letter, which references open pedophilia, from Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar, you can now draw a straight line to Dr. Richard Strauss, through Leslie Wexner.
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That puts the final bow on the Heacock brothers' careers. Legendary Ohio football coaching family.
Jon was Jim Tressel's DC at Youngstown State and took over as HC when Tressel went to OSU.
Jim coached at OSU for 15 years. 2007 Broyles award winner.
Jeff was HC at D-III Muskingum for 27 years.
Jon was Jim Tressel's DC at Youngstown State and took over as HC when Tressel went to OSU.
Jim coached at OSU for 15 years. 2007 Broyles award winner.
Jeff was HC at D-III Muskingum for 27 years.
Long-time Iowa State DC Jon Heacock, one of the best defensive coordinators in football, announces that he’s retiring after 43 years of coaching.
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That puts the final bow on the Heacock brothers' careers. Legendary Ohio football coaching family.
Jon was Jim Tressel's DC at Youngstown State and took over as HC when Tressel went to OSU.
Jim coached at OSU for 15 years. 2007 Broyles award winner.
Jeff was HC at D-III Muskingum for 27 years.
Jon was Jim Tressel's DC at Youngstown State and took over as HC when Tressel went to OSU.
Jim coached at OSU for 15 years. 2007 Broyles award winner.
Jeff was HC at D-III Muskingum for 27 years.
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blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
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This appears to have been written just days before Epstein's suicide in August 2019.
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This appears to have been written just days before Epstein's suicide in August 2019.