@seankelder.bsky.social
Trying to find out what price I have to pay to get out of going through all these things twice
Beyond parody
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Beyond parody
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Attention, readers. My father has sent a series of text messages to my brother & me expressing his disappointment in the vegan & gluten free English muffins he accidentally bought. He dislikes their size, texture, & taste. Please do not mistake him for someone who approves of them. He does not.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Attention, readers. My father has sent a series of text messages to my brother & me expressing his disappointment in the vegan & gluten free English muffins he accidentally bought. He dislikes their size, texture, & taste. Please do not mistake him for someone who approves of them. He does not.
Their expressions as they leave say everything
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Their expressions as they leave say everything
Hard not to love this
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hard not to love this
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Politicians have always done this. Vote to defund public media but never miss the premiere or fail to shake everyone's hand.
Burns and his team have held advance screenings of "The American Revolution" across the country, including in DC. Kerger described GOP lawmakers who voted against PBS $$$ waiting in line to shake his hand:
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Politicians have always done this. Vote to defund public media but never miss the premiere or fail to shake everyone's hand.
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Please watch
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Please watch
Hey hey, my my
NEWS: White House held Epstein crisis meetings in the building’s most secure facility — the Situation Room.
Trump says there’s “nothing to hide.”
But I’ll tell you from experience… the only reason you hold SitRoom meetings IS when there’s something to hide.
defiance.substack.com/p/must-read-...
Trump says there’s “nothing to hide.”
But I’ll tell you from experience… the only reason you hold SitRoom meetings IS when there’s something to hide.
defiance.substack.com/p/must-read-...
MUST READ: White House "emergency" Epstein meetings held in secret facility
Why is the President's team using the most secure room on Earth to talk about a pedophile?
defiance.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hey hey, my my
What kind of people hate those who can’t afford to eat? Well, I think you know the answer
open.substack.com/pub/seanelde...
open.substack.com/pub/seanelde...
SNAP Judgment
Hating on the working poor has been popular since I was a child. Let them eat junk!
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What kind of people hate those who can’t afford to eat? Well, I think you know the answer
open.substack.com/pub/seanelde...
open.substack.com/pub/seanelde...
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
“Hello, is this his the Air Traffic Control Equipment Company? I’d like to order the Brand New State of the Art Equipment—the Best in the World! Yes, I’ll hold.”
Now we have Trump blasting air traffic controllers, telling them they hate this country for not showing up without pay.
"I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK... You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind, against your record."
"I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK... You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind, against your record."
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“Hello, is this his the Air Traffic Control Equipment Company? I’d like to order the Brand New State of the Art Equipment—the Best in the World! Yes, I’ll hold.”
Thoughtful words from one of the good ones
I got back to my office after the vote last night and recorded this. There's no way to sugarcoat what happened. And my fear is that Trump gets stronger, not weaker, because of this acquiescence. I'm angry - like you. But I choose to keep fighting.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thoughtful words from one of the good ones
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"In short, he realized that the money wasn’t a guarantee, that his officers involved in the program would need to meet a daily quota of immigration arrests for the city to be reimbursed, and that he would likely need to devote 250 officers to the effort."
“Call times would skyrocket.” #287g
“Call times would skyrocket.” #287g
ICE Came to Dallas City Hall. It Did Not Go Well for ICE.
Mayor Eric Johnson’s insistence that the City Council discuss whether the police should be involved in a controversial federal immigration program may have had an unintended consequence: a fractious b...
www.dmagazine.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"In short, he realized that the money wasn’t a guarantee, that his officers involved in the program would need to meet a daily quota of immigration arrests for the city to be reimbursed, and that he would likely need to devote 250 officers to the effort."
“Call times would skyrocket.” #287g
“Call times would skyrocket.” #287g
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Every race. It’s basically been every race.
Governors. Mayors. Long-held GOP dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three GOP Uber drivers.
Just everything.
Governors. Mayors. Long-held GOP dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three GOP Uber drivers.
Just everything.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Every race. It’s basically been every race.
Governors. Mayors. Long-held GOP dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three GOP Uber drivers.
Just everything.
Governors. Mayors. Long-held GOP dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three GOP Uber drivers.
Just everything.
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Trump’s numbers similar to where they were in the wake of his Jan 2021 coup attempt
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Trump’s numbers similar to where they were in the wake of his Jan 2021 coup attempt
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DLMayfield:
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
DLMayfield:
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
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The collective wealth of the top 10 US billionaires soared by $698bn in the past year…
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Top 10 US billionaires’ collective wealth grew by $698bn in past year – report
Oxfam warns Trump policies risk driving inequality to new heights – but Democrats have also exacerbated wealth gap
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The collective wealth of the top 10 US billionaires soared by $698bn in the past year…
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I can’t believe this is real—but it is. The official White House website just launched a page called “MySafeSpace” mocking Democrats, featuring racist “jokes” about Hakeem Jeffries and others. This isn’t a campaign site. It’s a .gov domain paid for with your tax dollars.
youtube.com/shorts/ancDk...
youtube.com/shorts/ancDk...
White House releases MySpace parody calling Hakeem Jeffries temu Obama in Taxpayer-Funded Trolling
YouTube video by Eliza Orlins
youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I can’t believe this is real—but it is. The official White House website just launched a page called “MySafeSpace” mocking Democrats, featuring racist “jokes” about Hakeem Jeffries and others. This isn’t a campaign site. It’s a .gov domain paid for with your tax dollars.
youtube.com/shorts/ancDk...
youtube.com/shorts/ancDk...
We’ve got a new fight song!
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
We’ve got a new fight song!
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
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@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Where's Donald Trump? He's not out here campaigning 'NO ON 50.' He's not campaigning for Republican candidates in NJ and VA. No one wants to be seen with him. That's how historically weak he is."
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "Where's Donald Trump? He's not out here campaigning 'NO ON 50.' He's not campaigning for Republican candidates in NJ and VA. No one wants to be seen with him. That's how historically weak he is."
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At a recent presentation at Cambridge, (prince) Andrew biographer Andrew Lownie claims Epstein and Melania Trump were in a relationship before he introduced her to Trump. When his biography on Andrew was released, Trump forced the publisher to redact those portions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=62j0...
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At a recent presentation at Cambridge, (prince) Andrew biographer Andrew Lownie claims Epstein and Melania Trump were in a relationship before he introduced her to Trump. When his biography on Andrew was released, Trump forced the publisher to redact those portions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=62j0...
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And everyone who screamed about Hunter is silent.
Endless corruption.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Endless corruption.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And everyone who screamed about Hunter is silent.
Endless corruption.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Endless corruption.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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👇 never gets old
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
👇 never gets old
I’d you’re bending the knee, you’re not really buckling under pressure
One of the benefits of cutting the cable cord three years ago is not watching @cnn.com @jaketapper.bsky.social or any of the other "talking heads" on MSM.
CNN CEO Orders Shift in Trump Coverage After White House Visit: Report newrepublic.com/post/202282/... via @newrepublic.com
CNN CEO Orders Shift in Trump Coverage After White House Visit: Report newrepublic.com/post/202282/... via @newrepublic.com
CNN CEO Orders Shift in Trump Coverage After White House Visit: Report
CNN staff were shocked by Mark Thompson’s order after he made a quick stop at the White House.
newrepublic.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’d you’re bending the knee, you’re not really buckling under pressure
