Sean
sean36.bsky.social
Sean
@sean36.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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-laughs nervously-

What the fuck?
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I wrote about @mattbrown.bsky.social’s cool little Athletic Director Simulator game in Feb. 2024. It’s fun! I stink at it, but that’s true of most video games. defector.com/ever-dream-o...
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Leopards, faces, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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okay, you win, you successfully trolled bluesky, we’re all annoyed now
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Okay I believe in all conspiracies now.
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.

Learn more:
‘The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt
It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...
bloody-disgusting.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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you could do this or you could have your social media goblins post AI images of Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan kissing your tennis shoes like Newsom has. Up to you really
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Wow TMZ got his last words “Epstein Killed in Prison, Brother” protecting the business until the very end.
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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It's afraid
Homan tries to walk his words back: "I want to be clear because my words were taken out of context. Physical description cannot be the sole reason to detain and question somebody. That can't be the sole reason to raise reasonable suspicion. It's a myriad of factors."
July 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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is being terminally online bad for you? yes

does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely

is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off
sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
June 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Philadelphia Inquirer is out with a piece on the Life Surge scam, with several Eagles figures set to participate.

They found that the founder, Joe Johnson, of Ashland, Ohio, has been sued for fraud and deceptive business practices.

www.inquirer.com/eagles/lifes...
May 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM