Jay Sully
scrubjayspeaks.bsky.social
Jay Sully
@scrubjayspeaks.bsky.social
Professional grease gremlin, amateur storyteller, casual plant collector. he/him
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New Arbori! All new Autumn Birch coloration along with the popular Cherry Blossom. I have one of each of these available in the shop now. I am here for all your post-holiday spending needs!! More colors coming in the new year.

🛒 VerdantSculpts.com

#bsnm #queermarket #treedragon #sculpture
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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A little longer now and you'll get to go to the rave celebrating his death. Just a little bit longer
trans people if you did nothing else this year you made it through 12 months of the federal government having your extermination not low on its list of priorities and you can feel really good about that it’s a big deal
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Tired: PANIC! At the Disco

Wired:
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I spent 2 days making this yule log cake 😵‍💫 It's got malted chocolate buttercream, tempered chocolate for the bark, matcha sponge cake for the moss, and merengue for the little mushrooms 🍄
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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mothman x flatwoods monster ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't.

Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."

www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
www.seattletimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Gummy borger
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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it followed me home one day and I kept it
‘Acquired gender’ like I bought it off the shelf
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.

DON'T BE FOOLED.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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"Identify as" has been the new "lifestyle choice" since Americans had to begrudgingly tamp Blanchardism down.
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The number of absolute weirdos in these replies, jfc.

Lady posts her Xmas dinner cooking plans. Does not ask for advice. Does not imply stress, overwork, or worry.

Weirdos: MAKE THIS! MAKE THAT! DON'T MAKE ANYTHING! DO THE ROAST THIS [WRONG] WAY! DO WHAT I TELL YOU!

As if they're fuckin invited.
Looks like I'm cooking supper for nine people now on Christmas Day, so adding in another side dish (cauliflower & broccoli cheese).

So I'll slow roast the, well, roast on Christmas eve, then cook all of the sides Christmas day, then I'll bring over to the inlaws.

Might do the potatoes there 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Happy holidays! Pigeons make milk, and I hope this fact fills you with joy and concern during this festive time of year
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Had we but falcons enough, and time,
This widening gyre would be no crime.
Yet the blood-dimmed tide shall flow,
Vaster than empires, far less slow.
And if the center cannot hold—
Well then, lady, let’s be bold!
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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This year, this fascinating #Crustmas fact got a popular science treatment by @restingdinoface.bsky.social

#BugsIsShrimps forever!!!!

www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...
In honor of bsky becoming a butterfly, did you know that insects ARE crustaceans? Their closest living relative is well within the "real" crustaceans (more on that tomorrow)

Yes, ALL of bugs are shrimps, and not the other way around!

#Crustmas 🧪
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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the big heist
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Modern times Mari Lwyd is disappointed that nobody wants to follow traditions and rhyme with her anymore, so she has to go to the store and buy everything herself
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Merry Crisis ✨🐈
December 23, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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Song of a Winter Night (2018)

Happy Solstice ☀️
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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mood, unfortunately
May 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Goo morning, monsters.

If there was still a Nature Company, they’d sell books about how no one’s ever seen you in your natural habitat.
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM