Scott
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@beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social bring beaker back here please.
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
@beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social bring beaker back here please.
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Recent international events have raised unfortunate and, to my mind, unfair questions over the integrity of my FIFA ‘shagger of the Year’ award
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Recent international events have raised unfortunate and, to my mind, unfair questions over the integrity of my FIFA ‘shagger of the Year’ award
@newsfromgoogle.bsky.social just so you know, every Google AI advert makes me hate you and it even more. Almost nobody wants it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@newsfromgoogle.bsky.social just so you know, every Google AI advert makes me hate you and it even more. Almost nobody wants it.
August 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Waking up to the sound of birds is actually incredibly annoying and not tranquil in the slightest.
June 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Waking up to the sound of birds is actually incredibly annoying and not tranquil in the slightest.
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Headquarters of Youth Gangs in Northern Brooklyn, circa 1970
May 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Headquarters of Youth Gangs in Northern Brooklyn, circa 1970
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Not Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex's UK developer's sneaking the phrase "Big dog's cock" under the radar for 24 years.
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex's UK developer's sneaking the phrase "Big dog's cock" under the radar for 24 years.
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The theory that you are what you eat is also known as nom nom nominative determinism.
April 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The theory that you are what you eat is also known as nom nom nominative determinism.
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hi, i’m the inventor of bacon packaging and i fucking hate you so much, eat shit
July 22, 2024 at 11:28 AM
hi, i’m the inventor of bacon packaging and i fucking hate you so much, eat shit
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prediction vs reality
March 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
prediction vs reality
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Notable how the UK under Starmer sometimes, if you squint & mainline some hopium, can look briefly advantaged by being unhitched to the EU but then reality/Trump bites & you realise that Brexit, always an act of unutterable stupidity, has made an already awful situation immeasurably worse for us.
❗️The future of Europe is not going to be decided by Russia or by Washington - President Macron in his address.
He emphasized that Europe needs to be able to defend itself and increase military spending, re-industrialize Europe and transform according to the new global context.
He emphasized that Europe needs to be able to defend itself and increase military spending, re-industrialize Europe and transform according to the new global context.
March 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Notable how the UK under Starmer sometimes, if you squint & mainline some hopium, can look briefly advantaged by being unhitched to the EU but then reality/Trump bites & you realise that Brexit, always an act of unutterable stupidity, has made an already awful situation immeasurably worse for us.
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Pretty much sums it up
March 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pretty much sums it up
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Never in the history of mankind has anything useful come from a meeting where participants put post-it notes of their ideas on the wall
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Never in the history of mankind has anything useful come from a meeting where participants put post-it notes of their ideas on the wall
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Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties
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Struck once again by the way Elon Musk has become all the things his admirers claimed to despise when they lied about George Soros doing them…
December 6, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Struck once again by the way Elon Musk has become all the things his admirers claimed to despise when they lied about George Soros doing them…
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You're a bellend, Mr Grinch
December 4, 2024 at 4:54 AM
You're a bellend, Mr Grinch
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If you can't drink the tap water, it isn't a developed nation.
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
If you can't drink the tap water, it isn't a developed nation.
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When I was a kid I used to eat the grit they put on the ground in cold weather. It was so tasty. If it wasn't food, why was it so tasty? I regret nothing
December 1, 2024 at 1:25 PM
When I was a kid I used to eat the grit they put on the ground in cold weather. It was so tasty. If it wasn't food, why was it so tasty? I regret nothing
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The dragons on Dragon's Den must be rubbish at business. Thirteen series and their only success has been with the bloke who invented Reggae Reggae sauce.
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 AM
The dragons on Dragon's Den must be rubbish at business. Thirteen series and their only success has been with the bloke who invented Reggae Reggae sauce.
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Oliver Cromwell's house festooned with Christmas lights. The man would be spinning in his grave, if he hadn't already been exhumed and dismembered.
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Oliver Cromwell's house festooned with Christmas lights. The man would be spinning in his grave, if he hadn't already been exhumed and dismembered.
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That boardroom scene in the original Robocop is the best robot-runs-amok sequence in the history of sci-fi cinema.
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
That boardroom scene in the original Robocop is the best robot-runs-amok sequence in the history of sci-fi cinema.
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Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼
October 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼