Jim Schweigert
@schweigertjim.bsky.social
Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three.
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I wish my job had garbage time
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I wish my job had garbage time
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might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
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If you know, you know.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.
July 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If you know, you know.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.
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Thinking about Europe
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thinking about Europe
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A fun thing about American politics is that more people voted in New York City in a June primary than live in five states that get two senators.
June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A fun thing about American politics is that more people voted in New York City in a June primary than live in five states that get two senators.
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Hogan won't even put the Grim Reaper over
June 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hogan won't even put the Grim Reaper over
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Dearest Martha, we have been ordered to the main front, the self checkout aisle of the Home Depot over on 13th. I do not know if we will survive the night - tell our son that his father died preserving the sanctity of keeping a criminal from having to face a second of accountability.
Yours forever,
Yours forever,
June 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Dearest Martha, we have been ordered to the main front, the self checkout aisle of the Home Depot over on 13th. I do not know if we will survive the night - tell our son that his father died preserving the sanctity of keeping a criminal from having to face a second of accountability.
Yours forever,
Yours forever,
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Liz Oyer, the DOJ attorney who got fired for refusing to reinstate Mel Gibson’s gun rights after Trump took power, is on TikTok now and she’s making some interesting videos.
Follow her here: www.tiktok.com/@lawyer.oyer...
Follow her here: www.tiktok.com/@lawyer.oyer...
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Liz Oyer, the DOJ attorney who got fired for refusing to reinstate Mel Gibson’s gun rights after Trump took power, is on TikTok now and she’s making some interesting videos.
Follow her here: www.tiktok.com/@lawyer.oyer...
Follow her here: www.tiktok.com/@lawyer.oyer...
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I heard Trump wants to be poop.
April 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I heard Trump wants to be poop.
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Nothing speaks to the current state of Christianity more than the fact that atheists can give Pope Francis credit for trying to follow the teachings of Jesus while “Christians” like Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrate his death because he challenged her to do the same.
April 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Nothing speaks to the current state of Christianity more than the fact that atheists can give Pope Francis credit for trying to follow the teachings of Jesus while “Christians” like Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrate his death because he challenged her to do the same.
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Trump take egg, Trump make poop butter
Butter Recalled Due to Potential Fecal Contamination—Here's What to Know: www.eatingwell.com/butter-recal...
Butter Recalled Due to Potential Fecal Contamination—Here's What to Know
A recall was just announced on 1,700 pounds of butter sold in seven states due to “elevated levels of coliform.” Here’s what to know.
www.eatingwell.com
April 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trump take egg, Trump make poop butter
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MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
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Sure you’ve lost your life savings but hey at least you can say all the slurs you want in the break room of the job you no longer have
April 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sure you’ve lost your life savings but hey at least you can say all the slurs you want in the break room of the job you no longer have
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
April 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
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Oh damn there’s a longer clip and it’s even better…ruthless 🔥 and no lies detected
March 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oh damn there’s a longer clip and it’s even better…ruthless 🔥 and no lies detected
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Dear Humans,
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
March 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Dear Humans,
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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YouTube version of my story on the challenges faced by craft brewers in RI www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUjD...
Why Rhode Island is Restricting the Expansion of Micro-Breweries | Rhode Island PBS Weekly
YouTube video by Rhode Island PBS
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
YouTube version of my story on the challenges faced by craft brewers in RI www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUjD...
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.