Zach Rastall
zrastall.bsky.social
Zach Rastall
@zrastall.bsky.social
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Where’s the rum ham?
A delightfully Yooper-coded episode of Jeopardy today
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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On Friday, Mick Fleetwood surprised fans by playing “Tusk” with the Trojan Marching Band. But Dr. Bartner, the 85-year-old band director who helped bring it to life and earned USC two platinum, albums also surprised Mick. Inside the very L.A. story of the iconic “Tusk.”
www.espn.com/college-foot...
'It's our tune': How Fleetwood Mac worked with the USC Marching Band to create 'Tusk'
The idea initially sounded so far-fetched band directors thought it was a prank. But the collaboration became a sensation.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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BREAKING: Florida has fired head coach Billy Napier, @theathletic.com has learned.

Napier was 22-23 in four seasons.

His buyout is around $19 million, with no offset from another job. About $9.7 million is due within 30 days. The rest paid annually into 2028.
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Florida State's win over Alabama keeps getting funnier with each passing week
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm choosing this as the defining image of the Luke Fickell era. Here's to you, Disappointed Wisconsin Dad.
October 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wisconsin is going to lose by 50 to Ohio State, but I did learn the phrase "chamber of commerce day" from Brad Nessler so at least the game wasn't for nothing.
October 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Unacceptable. The league has to suspend Branch. You can't let players think it's ok to be rage baited by JuJu Smith-Schuster.
KC & Detroit scuffle after Brian Branch ignored Patrick Mahomes dapping him up then popped JuJu Smith-Schuster
October 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Three college football coaches fired today and yet Luke Fickell remains gainfully employed.
SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.
October 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I'm hyperventilating www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoz...
Monster Mash - Bruce Springsteen - Rochester, Oct. 31, 2012
YouTube video by BlackLabProductions
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October 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Our kind of play
October 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Craig Counsell retire bitch
Final: Brewers 3, Cubs 1

The Taylor catch. The Grisham boot. The Freeman homer. The Dbacks snake attack. Alonso off off Williams. It’s in the past now. The Brewers’ regular season success finally leads to a playoff series win. They beat the Cubs. Milwaukee is onto the NLCS.
October 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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when you check on your client's 401(k) and everything is on track and also you've hit a go-ahead home run.
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Brewers better have the decency to wrap up their soul-crushing loss in 9 innings
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Tigers not scoring there should mean A.J. Pierzynski is not allowed to say the word "bunt" for the remainder of the night.
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Adam Amin in the booth tonight
October 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That strike 3 call on Sal
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's awesome that Belichick has given full devotion to trying to tank his own reputation in the years since Tom Brady left New England.
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Underrated part of this is he actually stumbles twice. The second time is funnier. And yet!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I'm wheezing.
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM