Zach Rastall
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Where’s the rum ham?
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Wisconsin - Minnesota with a crazy finish... Badgers had two FTs to make it a 2 possession game and missed them both, Gophers hit a three to tie, Badgers hit a three to beat the buzzer and win
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wisconsin - Minnesota with a crazy finish... Badgers had two FTs to make it a 2 possession game and missed them both, Gophers hit a three to tie, Badgers hit a three to beat the buzzer and win
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That was a perfect 2025-26 Wisconsin Badgers win: managed to pick up as great as resume win as any team has in college basketball this season, but also made sure to piss us off a little along the way.
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
That was a perfect 2025-26 Wisconsin Badgers win: managed to pick up as great as resume win as any team has in college basketball this season, but also made sure to piss us off a little along the way.
Michigan playing drop coverage and refusing to guard a role player at the perimeter even after he buries 5 straight 3s? Welcome back, Mike Budenholzer.
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Michigan playing drop coverage and refusing to guard a role player at the perimeter even after he buries 5 straight 3s? Welcome back, Mike Budenholzer.
Fernando Mendoza talking about the "synergy" on the team
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Fernando Mendoza talking about the "synergy" on the team
Really cool run by Ole Miss in the CFP after all that their players and remaining coaches had to deal with since Thanksgiving. Heartbreaking way for it to end. I think they should be allowed to go to Lane Kiffin's house and pelt him with batteries as a morale boost.
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Really cool run by Ole Miss in the CFP after all that their players and remaining coaches had to deal with since Thanksgiving. Heartbreaking way for it to end. I think they should be allowed to go to Lane Kiffin's house and pelt him with batteries as a morale boost.
I really didn't think Mario Cristobal would be the guy to lead Miami back to this level of prominence after the whole "lose a game by running and fumbling the ball when you could be in victory formation" thing against Georgia Tech a few years back, but college football never fails to surprise.
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I really didn't think Mario Cristobal would be the guy to lead Miami back to this level of prominence after the whole "lose a game by running and fumbling the ball when you could be in victory formation" thing against Georgia Tech a few years back, but college football never fails to surprise.
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The woman killed by ICE was Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old who was the mother of a 4-year old child whose father already died a few years ago.
The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The woman killed by ICE was Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old who was the mother of a 4-year old child whose father already died a few years ago.
The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
Happy to see Ole Miss win because Lane Kiffin will be the most "please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad" guy alive as long as this run continues.
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy to see Ole Miss win because Lane Kiffin will be the most "please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad" guy alive as long as this run continues.
Trinidad Chambliss should get a special edition Heisman for what he did on that drive
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Trinidad Chambliss should get a special edition Heisman for what he did on that drive
Al Michaels on this play
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Al Michaels on this play
Politely asking Wisconsin to win a point on serve
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Politely asking Wisconsin to win a point on serve
Joe Barry jumpscare
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Joe Barry jumpscare
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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Wisconsin (3) beats Texas(1) in 4 sets, they are heading to a national semifinal and the final 4 are complete
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wisconsin (3) beats Texas(1) in 4 sets, they are heading to a national semifinal and the final 4 are complete
The Badgers playing in the Final Four against a top-seeded Kentucky team, you say?
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Badgers playing in the Final Four against a top-seeded Kentucky team, you say?
ESPN is greatly overestimating how often I want to hear mic'd up Marcus Spears during a volleyball match
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ESPN is greatly overestimating how often I want to hear mic'd up Marcus Spears during a volleyball match
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
One of the best CFB coaches of the 21st century without question. And regardless of whether you won or lost against Utah under Whittingham, it always seemed like you'd be waking up the next day really feeling the aftermath of your games against them.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
One of the best CFB coaches of the 21st century without question. And regardless of whether you won or lost against Utah under Whittingham, it always seemed like you'd be waking up the next day really feeling the aftermath of your games against them.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
"Cal upset SMU in a result with massive ACC championship game implications" would've still only seemed slighty less odd 5 years ago than "Virginia vs. Duke for the ACC title"
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Cal upset SMU in a result with massive ACC championship game implications" would've still only seemed slighty less odd 5 years ago than "Virginia vs. Duke for the ACC title"
A couple of well-executed punts from inside the opponent's 40 in today's Wisconsin-Minnesota game. A welcome elixir for all the Midwest dads who had to suffer through Packers-Lions on Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A couple of well-executed punts from inside the opponent's 40 in today's Wisconsin-Minnesota game. A welcome elixir for all the Midwest dads who had to suffer through Packers-Lions on Thanksgiving.
This is like the Looney Tunes version of the 2019 Wisconsin-Minnesota game
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is like the Looney Tunes version of the 2019 Wisconsin-Minnesota game
The Washington win was very enjoyable and cathartic, but tonight is the most I've thorougly enjoyed a Badgers football from start to finish in I don't even know how long.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The Washington win was very enjoyable and cathartic, but tonight is the most I've thorougly enjoyed a Badgers football from start to finish in I don't even know how long.