Zach Rastall
zrastall.bsky.social
Zach Rastall
@zrastall.bsky.social
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Where’s the rum ham?
Rolling from the primetime CFB window right into the end of the 2nd half/OT of that shit heap is what it's all about
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm convinced someone jokingly told Kirby at one point that maybe Sark could surpass him someday as the best Saban disciple and he decided to personally snuff that out before it even got off the ground.
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fleck does feel a bit like Red Bull James Franklin
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
At the time I kept a copy for the comedic value. Now, I look at it wistfully. Might need to special order a Paul Chryst prayer candle to pair with it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I recently went through some old boxes and found this gem from my Daily Cardinal days that I need to find a place for on a wall. Our football beat writers who went to Indy in 2016 had these ready to hand out to players for photo op purposes if Wisconsin won. And, well, you know.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Get Lance Leipold back to Whitewater to set things back in order
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Easy solution: hire Luke Fickell and you won't even want to watch your team's games
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I think the guy who runs it is admirable. He's been doing it for almost a decade, still has yet to craft a single funny post and yet still keeps at it. A story of perseverance.
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tremendous bit by Billy to keep hanging onto his job after so many losses, only to finally get fired after a win.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Goddamn I'm in
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm trying to imagine this discourse today if a coach, already saddled with the reputation of not being able to win The Big One like Cowher was at the time, lost a game in this fashion. I can't wrap my head around how a loss like this could even happen.
October 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'd like to know how bad Ohio State has to eviscerate Wisconsin at Camp Randall next weekend to finally get Fickell canned.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM