Sassy Tea Lady
@sassytealady.bsky.social
sturdy, nerdy, wordy, dirty
Oh, and I do beads. Bees? Beads!
www.beadsandsundry.com
Oh, and I do beads. Bees? Beads!
www.beadsandsundry.com
Pinned
A minute of meditation for you, sitting next to the Breitenbush River.
Well there's my holiday cards sorted.
EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
Threadless have all regular tees for $12.50, mugs as low as $12, and, to complete the perfect gift, greeting cards for under $2 each.
effinbirds.threadless.com
Threadless have all regular tees for $12.50, mugs as low as $12, and, to complete the perfect gift, greeting cards for under $2 each.
effinbirds.threadless.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well there's my holiday cards sorted.
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
"You gotta be kidding meeeeee"
This is the best thing on the internet today.
This is the best thing on the internet today.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"You gotta be kidding meeeeee"
This is the best thing on the internet today.
This is the best thing on the internet today.
Alice did me in.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Alice did me in.
Completely unnecessary.
Droomscrolling break...
Cartoon by Scott Hilburn
[the_argyle_sweater on Instagram]
www.instagram.com/p/DRAdx05j1qD/
Cartoon by Scott Hilburn
[the_argyle_sweater on Instagram]
www.instagram.com/p/DRAdx05j1qD/
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Completely unnecessary.
A+ thread, please enjoy responsibly.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A+ thread, please enjoy responsibly.
Beat Kidz - Who did you exploit today?
YouTube video by ThePFFR
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is the best thing on the internet today.
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is the best thing on the internet today.
I went on a 20 mile bike ride yesterday, thanks to the @bikeloudpdx.bsky.social Bike Buddy program! We took the train out to Gresham, then biked back on the Springwater.
I was so lucky to get matched with @tigard-stripes.bsky.social who helped me get more confident with multimodal transport.
I was so lucky to get matched with @tigard-stripes.bsky.social who helped me get more confident with multimodal transport.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I went on a 20 mile bike ride yesterday, thanks to the @bikeloudpdx.bsky.social Bike Buddy program! We took the train out to Gresham, then biked back on the Springwater.
I was so lucky to get matched with @tigard-stripes.bsky.social who helped me get more confident with multimodal transport.
I was so lucky to get matched with @tigard-stripes.bsky.social who helped me get more confident with multimodal transport.
Today I cooked scones, cornbread, banana bread, chicken pot pie, beans and bacon, rice, frittata, and made waffle batter for about 30 mini waffles, which someone else was kind enough to cook, hehe.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Today I cooked scones, cornbread, banana bread, chicken pot pie, beans and bacon, rice, frittata, and made waffle batter for about 30 mini waffles, which someone else was kind enough to cook, hehe.
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You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
On one strange morning, 180 kids rode into the Upside Down. A ride filled with adventure, joy and friendship. #BikeBus #StrangerThings #Netflixpartner @netflix.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Second attempt at focaccia.
One for someone else, one for me and my partner who doesn't like tomato on his.
I did not just...run out of tomato halfway through.
One for someone else, one for me and my partner who doesn't like tomato on his.
I did not just...run out of tomato halfway through.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Second attempt at focaccia.
One for someone else, one for me and my partner who doesn't like tomato on his.
I did not just...run out of tomato halfway through.
One for someone else, one for me and my partner who doesn't like tomato on his.
I did not just...run out of tomato halfway through.
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We're going to have a special Bike Happy Hour next week 11/26 (Thanksgiving eve). If you're in town, join us for a Friendsgiving Dinner. I'll set the tables and Migration Brewing will cook up a special, $20 burger/side/drink meal for us. Dinner bell rings at 5:30. See you there!
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We're going to have a special Bike Happy Hour next week 11/26 (Thanksgiving eve). If you're in town, join us for a Friendsgiving Dinner. I'll set the tables and Migration Brewing will cook up a special, $20 burger/side/drink meal for us. Dinner bell rings at 5:30. See you there!
Today I did three loads of laundry, moved a bunch of bins into a storage space, and then cooked big pots of curried winter squash and potato leek celeriac soup, and a big shepherd's pie.
And then cleaned all those dishes.
Now I need Advil and a massage but I only have Advil.
And then cleaned all those dishes.
Now I need Advil and a massage but I only have Advil.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today I did three loads of laundry, moved a bunch of bins into a storage space, and then cooked big pots of curried winter squash and potato leek celeriac soup, and a big shepherd's pie.
And then cleaned all those dishes.
Now I need Advil and a massage but I only have Advil.
And then cleaned all those dishes.
Now I need Advil and a massage but I only have Advil.
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this is a very fun and quick little post about language from @thesurrealari.bsky.social thank you buckaroo aarubin.wordpress.com/2025/11/21/t...
The Best Sentence I Heard Recently Includes Six Modifiers
In case you missed it buried near the end of my annual roundup of the writing advice I heard a New York Comic Con last month, Chuck Tingle uttered one of the greatest sentences I’ve ever heard duri…
aarubin.wordpress.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
this is a very fun and quick little post about language from @thesurrealari.bsky.social thank you buckaroo aarubin.wordpress.com/2025/11/21/t...
To be a fly in the wall in Mamdani's house tonight, mannnnn.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
To be a fly in the wall in Mamdani's house tonight, mannnnn.
I may be white, but I'm not:
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I may be white, but I'm not:
This one got an audible laugh that disturbed the sleeping cat next to me, not just my usual sensible chuckle.
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This one got an audible laugh that disturbed the sleeping cat next to me, not just my usual sensible chuckle.
Well this is just fantastic!
It's open, and it's an absolute triumph.
I never thought we'd get our own little version of Amsterdam's famous Rijksmuseum tunnel! I had to see it to believe it.
youtu.be/zKqKCWsSOcU
I never thought we'd get our own little version of Amsterdam's famous Rijksmuseum tunnel! I had to see it to believe it.
youtu.be/zKqKCWsSOcU
New Bike Path Through Portland Art Museum
YouTube video by BikePortland
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well this is just fantastic!
Bookmark this thread for when you need it!
WHOLSOME FRIDAY VIDEO THREAD GO
GRAB A TISSUE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
GRAB A TISSUE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bookmark this thread for when you need it!
Over and over and over, it's proven that "bootstraps" are just giving people UBI.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Over and over and over, it's proven that "bootstraps" are just giving people UBI.
Well I WAS tired and thinking of going to bed.
Learning new things! An anonymous fear submitted to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks!
You can find original art in my shop! www.deepdarkfears.com/shop
#comics #deepdarkfears
You can find original art in my shop! www.deepdarkfears.com/shop
#comics #deepdarkfears
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Well I WAS tired and thinking of going to bed.
My ex husband is a huge bird nerd and just told me about this queen recently.
She's at least 73 years old and lost her life mate a couple years ago. She found another though, and has a new baby!
She's at least 73 years old and lost her life mate a couple years ago. She found another though, and has a new baby!
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My ex husband is a huge bird nerd and just told me about this queen recently.
She's at least 73 years old and lost her life mate a couple years ago. She found another though, and has a new baby!
She's at least 73 years old and lost her life mate a couple years ago. She found another though, and has a new baby!
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.