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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
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One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
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It's like we all live at Four Seasons Total Landscaping now.
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's like we all live at Four Seasons Total Landscaping now.
Started a new job and this is the background Microsoft picked for the day.
“Yeah guys. I’m just a big fan of hole.”
“Yeah guys. I’m just a big fan of hole.”
February 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Started a new job and this is the background Microsoft picked for the day.
“Yeah guys. I’m just a big fan of hole.”
“Yeah guys. I’m just a big fan of hole.”
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
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Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭
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I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
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Horror story where a woman is threatened by a monster in her basement but is more terrified of having to make a phone call to someone about it, and just keeps putting off calling an exorcist or exterminator or something
A year later she and the monster are buddies
A year later she and the monster are buddies
January 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Horror story where a woman is threatened by a monster in her basement but is more terrified of having to make a phone call to someone about it, and just keeps putting off calling an exorcist or exterminator or something
A year later she and the monster are buddies
A year later she and the monster are buddies