TooEarlyFishSndwch
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Craig Finn Christmas album when
Sorry but I think this take is not unlike the “is Die Hard a Christmas movie??” discourse.
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sorry but I think this take is not unlike the “is Die Hard a Christmas movie??” discourse.
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
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If just one person truly loved Mr. Beast, it would break his terrible curse
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If just one person truly loved Mr. Beast, it would break his terrible curse
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So the order for the US military to launch these deadly Caribbean boat strikes was straightforwardly illegal under US and international law, immoral under long established standards, and on top of that, terrible strategy.
Not maybe. Not got to check with a lawyer. Unambiguous. Blatant. Deliberate.
Not maybe. Not got to check with a lawyer. Unambiguous. Blatant. Deliberate.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
So the order for the US military to launch these deadly Caribbean boat strikes was straightforwardly illegal under US and international law, immoral under long established standards, and on top of that, terrible strategy.
Not maybe. Not got to check with a lawyer. Unambiguous. Blatant. Deliberate.
Not maybe. Not got to check with a lawyer. Unambiguous. Blatant. Deliberate.
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little gnome-type guy wearing a sleeping cap popped out of the turkey when we went to carve it this year. made a quip about how somebody must have “left the heat on(?)” and went straight to the couch. he’s been sitting there ever since. not sure what protocol is here. where did he go to the bathroom
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
little gnome-type guy wearing a sleeping cap popped out of the turkey when we went to carve it this year. made a quip about how somebody must have “left the heat on(?)” and went straight to the couch. he’s been sitting there ever since. not sure what protocol is here. where did he go to the bathroom
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
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❌ I'm good in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
❌ I'm good in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
✅ I'm good, in bed
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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Fear is contagious, but so is courage. I remain steadfast in my oath to the Constitution and am grateful to those across the nation who stand with us. Don't give up the ship.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fear is contagious, but so is courage. I remain steadfast in my oath to the Constitution and am grateful to those across the nation who stand with us. Don't give up the ship.
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Just remembered this headline from September.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Just remembered this headline from September.
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
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another win for “running candidates who seem like they have friends”
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
another win for “running candidates who seem like they have friends”
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent
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The Case Against Jeffery Epstein. Watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Case Against Jeffery Epstein. Watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
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This is the first story I ever did that got more than a million views
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is the first story I ever did that got more than a million views
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Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend https://theonion.com/happiness-downplayed-for-single-friend/
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend https://theonion.com/happiness-downplayed-for-single-friend/
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There's a chance you'll be able to add long Covid to the list of things some GLP-1 drugs can treat. from @emilymullin.bsky.social
Weight-Loss Drug Zepbound Is Being Tested as a Treatment for Long Covid
GLP-1s are being studied for a wide range of conditions. Now, scientists will test whether their anti-inflammatory properties can help alleviate symptoms of long Covid.
www.wired.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There's a chance you'll be able to add long Covid to the list of things some GLP-1 drugs can treat. from @emilymullin.bsky.social
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Officials in the Trump regime will never miss an opportunity to cash in on their own cruelty.
NEW: DHS invoked the “national emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign.
We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
Kristi Noem-Tied Firm Secretly Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Campaign
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for the taxpayer-funded campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Officials in the Trump regime will never miss an opportunity to cash in on their own cruelty.
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Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
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Whoa black betty, let’s shuck some clams
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Whoa black betty, let’s shuck some clams
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Leading with Dick Cheney's anti-Trump views is like if an obituary called him "Space Jam star Charles Barkley," maybe that's what you know him from but there was more impactful stuff
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Leading with Dick Cheney's anti-Trump views is like if an obituary called him "Space Jam star Charles Barkley," maybe that's what you know him from but there was more impactful stuff
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I didn’t know this dude looked like Mark Zuckerberg’s brother Mark Truckerberg
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I didn’t know this dude looked like Mark Zuckerberg’s brother Mark Truckerberg