Sam Hurd
@samhurd.bsky.social
Alaska-born Minnesota son, UW-Madison alum, middle school teacher, food, beer, books, dogs, nature & sports enjoyer, Baltimore resident/advocate.
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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I unconditionally support this position. While cyber jukeboxes present a few new opportunities for goofs — theoretically I like putting on music at a bar I'm not at when I know my wife is there — it feels very sterile; and half the fun of a jukebox is digging through the list
On national jukebox day I must come out against being able to control the jukebox from your phone, people should know who put on that awful song and you should stand there and support your taste with whole heart
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I unconditionally support this position. While cyber jukeboxes present a few new opportunities for goofs — theoretically I like putting on music at a bar I'm not at when I know my wife is there — it feels very sterile; and half the fun of a jukebox is digging through the list
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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THE WISCONSIN GOD DAMNED BADGERS
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
THE WISCONSIN GOD DAMNED BADGERS
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Baltimore is not a city meant to be viewed in the oppressive light of high Chesapeake summer. It is a Victorian industrial city, The Liverpool of America. It is meant to be experienced with a white-gray backdrop of clouds, fog, and steam, the canvas upon which the city paints itself in rich color.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Baltimore is not a city meant to be viewed in the oppressive light of high Chesapeake summer. It is a Victorian industrial city, The Liverpool of America. It is meant to be experienced with a white-gray backdrop of clouds, fog, and steam, the canvas upon which the city paints itself in rich color.
Starting my Twin Peaks journey tonight and whooooooa baby I am pumped.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Starting my Twin Peaks journey tonight and whooooooa baby I am pumped.
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I haven’t seen a Biblical Stud have a night this bad since Delilah cut Samson’s hair off
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I haven’t seen a Biblical Stud have a night this bad since Delilah cut Samson’s hair off
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What exactly was the point of this suffering? Why did federal employees go without pay for a month and a half? How can these Democrats face their own constituents and explain the purpose of this whole exercise in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What exactly was the point of this suffering? Why did federal employees go without pay for a month and a half? How can these Democrats face their own constituents and explain the purpose of this whole exercise in the first place?
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
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There is nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to eat food. So it's hard to understand why the Democrat Party thinks the SNAP issue is a political winner.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There is nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to eat food. So it's hard to understand why the Democrat Party thinks the SNAP issue is a political winner.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
You Winsome, You Losesome. Grats me for being the millionth to put that one out into the universe.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You Winsome, You Losesome. Grats me for being the millionth to put that one out into the universe.
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Bring him home
CF Cedric Mullins elected free agency.
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Bring him home
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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wake up guys, new Interim Coach Voice just dropped
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
wake up guys, new Interim Coach Voice just dropped
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
Seranthony really killing the vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Seranthony really killing the vibes.
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Onions are the purest manifestation of the concept of "necessary evil". On the one hand, unless they are obliterated into the dish, they overpower everything and tend to ruin texture, on the other hand it's sort of impossible to impart flavor to a dish without cooking onions in spices. Conundrum.
It's wild how some people will look you in the eye and swear down they're a decent normal person then just go ahead and put onions in their food. Unbelievable.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Onions are the purest manifestation of the concept of "necessary evil". On the one hand, unless they are obliterated into the dish, they overpower everything and tend to ruin texture, on the other hand it's sort of impossible to impart flavor to a dish without cooking onions in spices. Conundrum.
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Every now and again you see a friend get their shit together because they're in a new relationship. I wonder which is the cohering factor: being loved or having the opportunity to love.
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Every now and again you see a friend get their shit together because they're in a new relationship. I wonder which is the cohering factor: being loved or having the opportunity to love.
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Owners Must Try To Win
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Owners Must Try To Win
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the nickname Keys did not refer to actual keys 🤦
On Twitter, the Frederick Keys announced their new branding as they return to affiliate ball for the Orioles
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the nickname Keys did not refer to actual keys 🤦
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American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/