Sam Duke Wieland
@samdukewieland.bsky.social
Gonna be taller here
Listen, if this gets more people to seek out THE INSIDER, that’s a win
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Listen, if this gets more people to seek out THE INSIDER, that’s a win
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A year that is an embarrassment of riches
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A year that is an embarrassment of riches
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There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!
In HS, we went to Chili’s for lunch after church and I ordered a burger and asked for ketchup on it and the waiter said “ketchup’s on the table.” Boycott started immediately, much to many friends’ chagrin
What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.
And how long has it been?
I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.
I’m still FURIOUS.
And how long has it been?
I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.
I’m still FURIOUS.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
In HS, we went to Chili’s for lunch after church and I ordered a burger and asked for ketchup on it and the waiter said “ketchup’s on the table.” Boycott started immediately, much to many friends’ chagrin
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speaking of being mean, striking to see someone whose racism is directly proportional to their resemblance to sloth from the goonies
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
speaking of being mean, striking to see someone whose racism is directly proportional to their resemblance to sloth from the goonies
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Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...
Entourage And The Slow-Burning Death Of The American Dream - Bitter Empire
Entourage is exactly as awful as you think it is, part one.
web.archive.org
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...
There’s a journalism plot in 27 DRESSES
August 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There’s a journalism plot in 27 DRESSES
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the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
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The most rotten thing about JD Vance is that he has three half-Indian children including a son name "Vivek," yet he still prattles on about how you must descend from the Europeans who'd settled America prior to 1861 in order for your citizenship to be valid.
People who feel bad for JD Vance’s kids as family gets booed at Disneyland. I get it, but better those kids know now what their father is about. Other kids are watching their parents get shipped off to gulags.
July 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The most rotten thing about JD Vance is that he has three half-Indian children including a son name "Vivek," yet he still prattles on about how you must descend from the Europeans who'd settled America prior to 1861 in order for your citizenship to be valid.
Don’t know what The Bear did to so many people that annoyance over the episode titles and descriptions being some sort of bridge too far is silly goose fodder
June 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Don’t know what The Bear did to so many people that annoyance over the episode titles and descriptions being some sort of bridge too far is silly goose fodder
Dad issues sandwich with Affleck as the bread
#Last4WatchedBro
#Last4WatchedBro
June 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Dad issues sandwich with Affleck as the bread
#Last4WatchedBro
#Last4WatchedBro
Probably the best way to describe “Glam Rock” is music you wouldn’t be phased by if you saw Muppets playing it
June 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Probably the best way to describe “Glam Rock” is music you wouldn’t be phased by if you saw Muppets playing it
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LUTHER: Ethan, you were put on Earth to do this. I love you forever, my singular brother.
ETHAN: Luther, there is no one else alive or dead who could've made what you've made. You are a genius—and a beautiful soul.
BENJI: ...
ETHAN: Benji, I think you are maybe ready to be temporary team leader.
ETHAN: Luther, there is no one else alive or dead who could've made what you've made. You are a genius—and a beautiful soul.
BENJI: ...
ETHAN: Benji, I think you are maybe ready to be temporary team leader.
May 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
LUTHER: Ethan, you were put on Earth to do this. I love you forever, my singular brother.
ETHAN: Luther, there is no one else alive or dead who could've made what you've made. You are a genius—and a beautiful soul.
BENJI: ...
ETHAN: Benji, I think you are maybe ready to be temporary team leader.
ETHAN: Luther, there is no one else alive or dead who could've made what you've made. You are a genius—and a beautiful soul.
BENJI: ...
ETHAN: Benji, I think you are maybe ready to be temporary team leader.
This is Grad School, folks
May 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is Grad School, folks
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@grok are my shoes tied right?
Grok @grok
It looks like the laces are uneven and the knot is not secure. Do you need help tying your shoes?
@AskPerplexity is @grok right about this
Ask Perplexity @AskPerplexity
Hi! Looks like @grok is spot on with their observation. I can help you tie your shoes,
Grok @grok
It looks like the laces are uneven and the knot is not secure. Do you need help tying your shoes?
@AskPerplexity is @grok right about this
Ask Perplexity @AskPerplexity
Hi! Looks like @grok is spot on with their observation. I can help you tie your shoes,
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@grok are my shoes tied right?
Grok @grok
It looks like the laces are uneven and the knot is not secure. Do you need help tying your shoes?
@AskPerplexity is @grok right about this
Ask Perplexity @AskPerplexity
Hi! Looks like @grok is spot on with their observation. I can help you tie your shoes,
Grok @grok
It looks like the laces are uneven and the knot is not secure. Do you need help tying your shoes?
@AskPerplexity is @grok right about this
Ask Perplexity @AskPerplexity
Hi! Looks like @grok is spot on with their observation. I can help you tie your shoes,
Finished Andor S1 re-watch yesterday. Still goated, just one of those things that will eternally be taken for granted (especially by me!) because of how unconcerned it is with being Star Wars. Stands above simply because it is cool
May 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finished Andor S1 re-watch yesterday. Still goated, just one of those things that will eternally be taken for granted (especially by me!) because of how unconcerned it is with being Star Wars. Stands above simply because it is cool
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huge personal life litmus test potential in the "You Can Call Me Al" video where if someone thinks Chevy Chase pursing his lips and lip syncing a song is hilarious, you can file that relationship away however you please
May 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
huge personal life litmus test potential in the "You Can Call Me Al" video where if someone thinks Chevy Chase pursing his lips and lip syncing a song is hilarious, you can file that relationship away however you please
House sitting the greatest gig in the word, because you can find out that there’s a Top Chef “vault” channel on DirectTV, with limited commercials and a lot of them are for Spanish Language counter-programming
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
House sitting the greatest gig in the word, because you can find out that there’s a Top Chef “vault” channel on DirectTV, with limited commercials and a lot of them are for Spanish Language counter-programming