Sam D Grover-Hughes
@samdgrover.bsky.social
Former poet, current gadabout.
Music as Carnaby Bennett and Warles Chesley.
Your 12th-favourite local queer Christian.
https://carnabybennett.bandcamp.com/album/i-cant-fly
https://on.soundcloud.com/t2ZA2w1WsKVMMsQq5
Music as Carnaby Bennett and Warles Chesley.
Your 12th-favourite local queer Christian.
https://carnabybennett.bandcamp.com/album/i-cant-fly
https://on.soundcloud.com/t2ZA2w1WsKVMMsQq5
Phil Jupitus was performing at the Bang Said The Gun poetry night, had an awkward sort of “alright” “alright” as we passed each other to and from the bar.
At another BSTG Howard Marks liked my poem in the slam the best and I shook his leathery ol hand
At another BSTG Howard Marks liked my poem in the slam the best and I shook his leathery ol hand
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Phil Jupitus was performing at the Bang Said The Gun poetry night, had an awkward sort of “alright” “alright” as we passed each other to and from the bar.
At another BSTG Howard Marks liked my poem in the slam the best and I shook his leathery ol hand
At another BSTG Howard Marks liked my poem in the slam the best and I shook his leathery ol hand
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"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"
This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"
This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
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![[[two men are singing outside, caroling]]
left man: Jingle bells!
right man: Jingle bells!
both: Jingle them halfway!
left man: Oh what fun--
right man: What's wrong?
[[right man looks concerned]]
right man: Listen, man. I've been thinking. I know this is crazy, but hear me out.
right man: What if we -- this is gonna sound stupid--
right man: What if we jingled
right man: ALL the way?
[[LATER]]
[[both men are now nesltled among many large bags labeled with dollar signs]]
right man: Wooooo
{{header: oh what fun at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The future is written by the ones who follow the craziest ideas.}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreic3zgyl4ogga4rkv2in6eanrya4ztxdyvqrhaqsqf4cktk3w2cpwi@jpeg)
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s either “proposed to my wife 6 months after we met” or “moved to Scotland 6 years ago and no-one seems to know why”
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s either “proposed to my wife 6 months after we met” or “moved to Scotland 6 years ago and no-one seems to know why”
“Mom-mom had to die because of the ground chemicals” is a phrase that has been rattling around my brain for over a decade. Onstad’s brilliance on full show.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“Mom-mom had to die because of the ground chemicals” is a phrase that has been rattling around my brain for over a decade. Onstad’s brilliance on full show.
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This is astounding
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is astounding
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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Christmas just isn't the same without the Sky TV EPG festive music. Until Jonny Trunk puts out a box set of all these hits, this 2h23 Youtube video will have to do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r97U...
Sky UK EPG Christmas Music ALL tracks (2005 - 2015)
YouTube video by Cocu Grimshaw
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Christmas just isn't the same without the Sky TV EPG festive music. Until Jonny Trunk puts out a box set of all these hits, this 2h23 Youtube video will have to do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r97U...
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The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
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all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
We’re watching Zootopia and my online poisoned brain just keeps thinking about the abortion comic 😔
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We’re watching Zootopia and my online poisoned brain just keeps thinking about the abortion comic 😔
I have to wonder how Everett keeps friends
And how those that he does keep aren’t wise to his whole deal yet
And how those that he does keep aren’t wise to his whole deal yet
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I have to wonder how Everett keeps friends
And how those that he does keep aren’t wise to his whole deal yet
And how those that he does keep aren’t wise to his whole deal yet
Go walk go up
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Go walk go up
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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The Best Of The Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The Best Of The Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
I’m already a depressive bisexual gendersomething Christian with ADHD and dyspraxia, and my wife thinks I’m probably autistic. Apparently I’m absolutely determined to 100% this Pokédex
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m already a depressive bisexual gendersomething Christian with ADHD and dyspraxia, and my wife thinks I’m probably autistic. Apparently I’m absolutely determined to 100% this Pokédex
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
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HUGE FUCKIN’ DAY
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
HUGE FUCKIN’ DAY
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23 Oct 2025
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
23 Oct 2025