Brandon "Tunnel Ignus" Kirkman
@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
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Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
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Doom Scrolling? Sounds impressive as hell, not even sure how you can emulate Doom on a scroll. That’s gotta be some real special papyrus
Love 2 see it from the Prof and team
Hello? HELLO! We just raised $40,000 for @translifeline.org in only 4 hours!
So many, many additional donor gifts are going out, will have an updated list posted soon! Thank you all an amazing first 4 hours! 💙💙💙
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
So many, many additional donor gifts are going out, will have an updated list posted soon! Thank you all an amazing first 4 hours! 💙💙💙
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Love 2 see it from the Prof and team
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Marvelling at the homies as they glow through the vast never ending darkness
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Marvelling at the homies as they glow through the vast never ending darkness
It was kind of weird how at the start of Bluesky, Paul would constantly post "I will never betray you, trans community" every other skeet and then follow it with an image of Snidely Whiplash cackling (we didn't have gifs yet)
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It was kind of weird how at the start of Bluesky, Paul would constantly post "I will never betray you, trans community" every other skeet and then follow it with an image of Snidely Whiplash cackling (we didn't have gifs yet)
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Time to write a funny and silly joke so I d- EPSTEIN EMAIL CONFIRMS GOKU VISITED ISLAND MULTIPLE TIMES. QUOTED IN AN EMAIL SAYING "Yeah, Chi Chi is kind of a stuck up prude but can't hurt if she never knows :)))"
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Time to write a funny and silly joke so I d- EPSTEIN EMAIL CONFIRMS GOKU VISITED ISLAND MULTIPLE TIMES. QUOTED IN AN EMAIL SAYING "Yeah, Chi Chi is kind of a stuck up prude but can't hurt if she never knows :)))"
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I keep coming back to this, as it's comedy perfection.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I keep coming back to this, as it's comedy perfection.
He's giving big "like the devil but bad at small talk and extremely awkward" vibes, he's farming "your creepy uncle if he had a billion dollars and even less morals and more bad jokes" aura
the thing I don't get about the whole Epstein thing is. why would all these people want to hang out with a guy like that. he seems like a bad guy to me, like, not "cool" in my opinion
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
He's giving big "like the devil but bad at small talk and extremely awkward" vibes, he's farming "your creepy uncle if he had a billion dollars and even less morals and more bad jokes" aura
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I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID
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that one’s good but this one is even better
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
that one’s good but this one is even better
Was recently introduced to @sagewdasauce.bsky.social’s Chicago L Station ranking videos and let me tell you, it’s the good stuff youtu.be/n2BRw4cOkP8?...
Ranking Every Chicago 'L' Station
YouTube video by SageWDaSauce
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February 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Was recently introduced to @sagewdasauce.bsky.social’s Chicago L Station ranking videos and let me tell you, it’s the good stuff youtu.be/n2BRw4cOkP8?...
I remember hearing Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger as a kid and it was the first song that ever made me feel embarrassed to hear, realizing someone actually wrote those lyrics and put music to it. A bygone era of music that can’t let go of the past with the cheesiest damned instrumentation
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I remember hearing Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger as a kid and it was the first song that ever made me feel embarrassed to hear, realizing someone actually wrote those lyrics and put music to it. A bygone era of music that can’t let go of the past with the cheesiest damned instrumentation
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All good dads who love to grill should be aligned with the trans community or face retribution
August 17, 2023 at 9:39 PM
All good dads who love to grill should be aligned with the trans community or face retribution
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🚨 A new episode of Um, Actually is out now on @dropout.tv!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
🚨 A new episode of Um, Actually is out now on @dropout.tv!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
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*looks closer and closer until blood starts coming out of my nose*
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
*looks closer and closer until blood starts coming out of my nose*
These Epstein files gotta be the craziest versions of “me in 2016/me in 2026” memes I’ve seen yet
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
These Epstein files gotta be the craziest versions of “me in 2016/me in 2026” memes I’ve seen yet
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The thing about people my age suddenly using comedy slurs again is that they're only attached to those words because it's what their teachers let them get away with when they were growing up. It's signalling to the world "I never moved past middle school in some very significant ways"
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The thing about people my age suddenly using comedy slurs again is that they're only attached to those words because it's what their teachers let them get away with when they were growing up. It's signalling to the world "I never moved past middle school in some very significant ways"
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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the fun part of the epstein reveals is that it does sort of put into sharp focus that large clusters of societal problems could be solved very easily by removing the 50-60 people whove been causing them from the equation. and its not even a moral conundrum because theyre all conveniently pedophiles
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the fun part of the epstein reveals is that it does sort of put into sharp focus that large clusters of societal problems could be solved very easily by removing the 50-60 people whove been causing them from the equation. and its not even a moral conundrum because theyre all conveniently pedophiles
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just make the thing 🎨 🎶 ✍️ 💃
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
just make the thing 🎨 🎶 ✍️ 💃
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Writing to corporate since the Taco Bell wouldn’t serve me the Marty Crunchwrap Supreme off their secret menu since I never slept with someone else’s wife
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Writing to corporate since the Taco Bell wouldn’t serve me the Marty Crunchwrap Supreme off their secret menu since I never slept with someone else’s wife
Love to see it
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Love to see it