Brandon "Tunnel Ignus" Kirkman
@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
Opinions posted are not my own and belong to the mysterious phantom cube - He/Him/they - Chicago
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
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Doom Scrolling? Sounds impressive as hell, not even sure how you can emulate Doom on a scroll. That’s gotta be some real special papyrus
I honestly cannot believe this is real. I am disassociating into so many new planes of imagination that I’ve seen what Woke 3 will look like (giant salad can)
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I honestly cannot believe this is real. I am disassociating into so many new planes of imagination that I’ve seen what Woke 3 will look like (giant salad can)
Oh hell yes
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Oh hell yes
If you ever notice me being a little bitchy online, it’s probably due to me being a little bitch
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If you ever notice me being a little bitchy online, it’s probably due to me being a little bitch
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
I’m only 14 followers away from being reminded this is all extremely meaningless and I should spend more time with my kids, friends and family. Blue sky, you know what to do!
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I’m only 14 followers away from being reminded this is all extremely meaningless and I should spend more time with my kids, friends and family. Blue sky, you know what to do!
Thundercat. Next question
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Thundercat. Next question
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I’M GONNA THROW UP AND BECOME THE PRESIDENT
i don’t really have caffeine except around every other week i have half a vietnamese iced coffee and feel like i could climb every tree in the city in 20 minutes flat. i refuse to learn from my mistakes. i think i will do that tomorrow.
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I’M GONNA THROW UP AND BECOME THE PRESIDENT
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Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
I love Dropout but specifically love Um, Actually for hitting the best and worst parts of my silly little nerd brain
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I love Dropout but specifically love Um, Actually for hitting the best and worst parts of my silly little nerd brain
Continuing the unending saga of "everyone is 12 years old" in America
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Continuing the unending saga of "everyone is 12 years old" in America
and yes, this also implies that Charlie Brown could defeat Goku
In the original Peanuts comic strip run, Schroeder and the entire gang are aged up by a few years in 1953 which means Charles Schultz was the first to do the manga Timeskip Arc
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
and yes, this also implies that Charlie Brown could defeat Goku
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The problem with so many movies today is that they do not kick ass. More movies should kick ass. They should be like this
KOZURE ÔKAMI : KO O KASHI UDE KASHI TSUKAMATSURU / LONE WOLF AND CUB : SWORD OF VENGEANCE
Kenji Misumi
1972
Kenji Misumi
1972
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The problem with so many movies today is that they do not kick ass. More movies should kick ass. They should be like this
In the original Peanuts comic strip run, Schroeder and the entire gang are aged up by a few years in 1953 which means Charles Schultz was the first to do the manga Timeskip Arc
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
In the original Peanuts comic strip run, Schroeder and the entire gang are aged up by a few years in 1953 which means Charles Schultz was the first to do the manga Timeskip Arc
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Yeah, I'm not afraid to post my politics on this platform. WHAT ABOUT IT?!
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Yeah, I'm not afraid to post my politics on this platform. WHAT ABOUT IT?!
Going through some old comics today and I still love this one. I hate sounding like a broken record but tapping the sign of "I need to draw more comics"
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Going through some old comics today and I still love this one. I hate sounding like a broken record but tapping the sign of "I need to draw more comics"
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Can't believe WotC pushed this set back...
Listen, I used to complain about Magic: the Gathering's use of Universes Beyond but after seeing this announcement, I think they're finally nailing it
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Can't believe WotC pushed this set back...
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A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
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This movie will give you a glimpse into my sick sick mind! Thanks for having me on!
We got a new @podzooky.bsky.social up with special guest @quipsandguac.bsky.social of Magic/EDH crazy deck building fame talking about Phantasm, a true horror classic. With a lot of talk about Jawas and if the Tall Man could ball: You simply can't skip this one, BOY! youtu.be/1QIZXstFkUc?...
Episode 140: Phantasm (with special guest Quips & Guac)
YouTube video by Podzooky
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This movie will give you a glimpse into my sick sick mind! Thanks for having me on!
Qobuz stays winning
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Qobuz stays winning
There is no alternative universe that exists where Ajani Goldmane wouldn’t tell you that his favorite song is Dirty Work by Steely Dan
i would like to follow up with this: would jace like linkin park?
real question for my magic people
would gideon jura unironically like Creed
would gideon jura unironically like Creed
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
There is no alternative universe that exists where Ajani Goldmane wouldn’t tell you that his favorite song is Dirty Work by Steely Dan
We got a new @podzooky.bsky.social up with special guest @quipsandguac.bsky.social of Magic/EDH crazy deck building fame talking about Phantasm, a true horror classic. With a lot of talk about Jawas and if the Tall Man could ball: You simply can't skip this one, BOY! youtu.be/1QIZXstFkUc?...
Episode 140: Phantasm (with special guest Quips & Guac)
YouTube video by Podzooky
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We got a new @podzooky.bsky.social up with special guest @quipsandguac.bsky.social of Magic/EDH crazy deck building fame talking about Phantasm, a true horror classic. With a lot of talk about Jawas and if the Tall Man could ball: You simply can't skip this one, BOY! youtu.be/1QIZXstFkUc?...
Elmo, I love the relationship you have with Tango but we really need to talk about phrasing
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Elmo, I love the relationship you have with Tango but we really need to talk about phrasing
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child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]