Brandon "Tunnel Ignus" Kirkman
@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
Opinions posted are not my own and belong to the mysterious phantom cube - He/Him/they - Chicago
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
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Doom Scrolling? Sounds impressive as hell, not even sure how you can emulate Doom on a scroll. That’s gotta be some real special papyrus
There is no alternative universe that exists where Ajani Goldmane wouldn’t tell you that his favorite song is Dirty Work by Steely Dan
i would like to follow up with this: would jace like linkin park?
real question for my magic people
would gideon jura unironically like Creed
would gideon jura unironically like Creed
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
There is no alternative universe that exists where Ajani Goldmane wouldn’t tell you that his favorite song is Dirty Work by Steely Dan
We got a new @podzooky.bsky.social up with special guest @quipsandguac.bsky.social of Magic/EDH crazy deck building fame talking about Phantasm, a true horror classic. With a lot of talk about Jawas and if the Tall Man could ball: You simply can't skip this one, BOY! youtu.be/1QIZXstFkUc?...
Episode 140: Phantasm (with special guest Quips & Guac)
YouTube video by Podzooky
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We got a new @podzooky.bsky.social up with special guest @quipsandguac.bsky.social of Magic/EDH crazy deck building fame talking about Phantasm, a true horror classic. With a lot of talk about Jawas and if the Tall Man could ball: You simply can't skip this one, BOY! youtu.be/1QIZXstFkUc?...
Elmo, I love the relationship you have with Tango but we really need to talk about phrasing
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Elmo, I love the relationship you have with Tango but we really need to talk about phrasing
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child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
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Matsumoto Leiji, 1974
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Matsumoto Leiji, 1974
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February 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Recently had @popcore.bsky.social introduce me to Tyler Ballgame. It's only February but I feel this is both song of the year on what will be one of my top albums of the year. An absolutely unstoppable force of music youtu.be/rfThtEqd1cc?...
Tyler Ballgame - I Believe In Love (Official Video)
YouTube video by Tyler Ballgame
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Recently had @popcore.bsky.social introduce me to Tyler Ballgame. It's only February but I feel this is both song of the year on what will be one of my top albums of the year. An absolutely unstoppable force of music youtu.be/rfThtEqd1cc?...
Once again, they're doing good work and it feels good to give even a little to help out the community. Love 2 keep seeing it
Magic: The Gathering players came together and raised over $110,000 for Trans Lifeline in less than 24 hours.
We are going until Saturday at 10am Pacific so be sure to Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
Our expanded prize list can be found here: bsky.app/profile/tola...
#MagicTheGathering
We are going until Saturday at 10am Pacific so be sure to Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
Our expanded prize list can be found here: bsky.app/profile/tola...
#MagicTheGathering
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Once again, they're doing good work and it feels good to give even a little to help out the community. Love 2 keep seeing it
With all the news lately, we must not forget that we all have a choice to be a saint or a be a Grinch and let's just say that I've already made my ultimatum
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
With all the news lately, we must not forget that we all have a choice to be a saint or a be a Grinch and let's just say that I've already made my ultimatum
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Will My Soulja Boy Remain Uncranked?
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Will My Soulja Boy Remain Uncranked?
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After a month and a half break from print, the Reader makes its debut as a monthly. Thank you to everyone who supported the paper last year when we were scraping by week to week, and all the ups and downs before then. Thank you to everyone who picks up a new issue, it means the world.
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
After a month and a half break from print, the Reader makes its debut as a monthly. Thank you to everyone who supported the paper last year when we were scraping by week to week, and all the ups and downs before then. Thank you to everyone who picks up a new issue, it means the world.
Love 2 see it from the Prof and team
Hello? HELLO! We just raised $40,000 for @translifeline.org in only 4 hours!
So many, many additional donor gifts are going out, will have an updated list posted soon! Thank you all an amazing first 4 hours! 💙💙💙
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
So many, many additional donor gifts are going out, will have an updated list posted soon! Thank you all an amazing first 4 hours! 💙💙💙
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Love 2 see it from the Prof and team
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Marvelling at the homies as they glow through the vast never ending darkness
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Marvelling at the homies as they glow through the vast never ending darkness
It was kind of weird how at the start of Bluesky, Paul would constantly post "I will never betray you, trans community" every other skeet and then follow it with an image of Snidely Whiplash cackling (we didn't have gifs yet)
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It was kind of weird how at the start of Bluesky, Paul would constantly post "I will never betray you, trans community" every other skeet and then follow it with an image of Snidely Whiplash cackling (we didn't have gifs yet)
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Time to write a funny and silly joke so I d- EPSTEIN EMAIL CONFIRMS GOKU VISITED ISLAND MULTIPLE TIMES. QUOTED IN AN EMAIL SAYING "Yeah, Chi Chi is kind of a stuck up prude but can't hurt if she never knows :)))"
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Time to write a funny and silly joke so I d- EPSTEIN EMAIL CONFIRMS GOKU VISITED ISLAND MULTIPLE TIMES. QUOTED IN AN EMAIL SAYING "Yeah, Chi Chi is kind of a stuck up prude but can't hurt if she never knows :)))"
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I keep coming back to this, as it's comedy perfection.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I keep coming back to this, as it's comedy perfection.
He's giving big "like the devil but bad at small talk and extremely awkward" vibes, he's farming "your creepy uncle if he had a billion dollars and even less morals and more bad jokes" aura
the thing I don't get about the whole Epstein thing is. why would all these people want to hang out with a guy like that. he seems like a bad guy to me, like, not "cool" in my opinion
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
He's giving big "like the devil but bad at small talk and extremely awkward" vibes, he's farming "your creepy uncle if he had a billion dollars and even less morals and more bad jokes" aura
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I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID
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that one’s good but this one is even better
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
that one’s good but this one is even better
Was recently introduced to @sagewdasauce.bsky.social’s Chicago L Station ranking videos and let me tell you, it’s the good stuff youtu.be/n2BRw4cOkP8?...
Ranking Every Chicago 'L' Station
YouTube video by SageWDaSauce
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Was recently introduced to @sagewdasauce.bsky.social’s Chicago L Station ranking videos and let me tell you, it’s the good stuff youtu.be/n2BRw4cOkP8?...
I remember hearing Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger as a kid and it was the first song that ever made me feel embarrassed to hear, realizing someone actually wrote those lyrics and put music to it. A bygone era of music that can’t let go of the past with the cheesiest damned instrumentation
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I remember hearing Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger as a kid and it was the first song that ever made me feel embarrassed to hear, realizing someone actually wrote those lyrics and put music to it. A bygone era of music that can’t let go of the past with the cheesiest damned instrumentation
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All good dads who love to grill should be aligned with the trans community or face retribution
August 17, 2023 at 9:39 PM
All good dads who love to grill should be aligned with the trans community or face retribution
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🚨 A new episode of Um, Actually is out now on @dropout.tv!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
🚨 A new episode of Um, Actually is out now on @dropout.tv!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!
Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!