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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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Fuck real food. Get Taco Bell
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Fuck real food. Get Taco Bell
Okay, here we go! VH1's 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs...Ever! You bet your ass I had to PrtScn this off a youtube rip from the Hispanic Language version!
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Okay, here we go! VH1's 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs...Ever! You bet your ass I had to PrtScn this off a youtube rip from the Hispanic Language version!
It's time.
In 2004 VH1 followed up their highly popular Most Awesomely Bad Songs list with a series of specials with specialized targets; there was a list for #1 Hit Songs, a list for Love Songs, and today, we're looking at their list of the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs.
In 2004 VH1 followed up their highly popular Most Awesomely Bad Songs list with a series of specials with specialized targets; there was a list for #1 Hit Songs, a list for Love Songs, and today, we're looking at their list of the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs.
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It's time.
In 2004 VH1 followed up their highly popular Most Awesomely Bad Songs list with a series of specials with specialized targets; there was a list for #1 Hit Songs, a list for Love Songs, and today, we're looking at their list of the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs.
In 2004 VH1 followed up their highly popular Most Awesomely Bad Songs list with a series of specials with specialized targets; there was a list for #1 Hit Songs, a list for Love Songs, and today, we're looking at their list of the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs.
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what are you dumb assholes trying to sell now
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
what are you dumb assholes trying to sell now
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there hasn't been so much talk about canceling nitro this side of a aol-time warner board room in 2001
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
there hasn't been so much talk about canceling nitro this side of a aol-time warner board room in 2001
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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domon 5 minutes after firing rain for the 17th time:
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
domon 5 minutes after firing rain for the 17th time:
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Just sent this to discord's x (since discord isn't active here);
I already pay you monthly for the purpose of using your functions, and you have proven you cannot safely store the ID information of thousands, let alone millions. You cannot have nor will you receive my ID nor my facial recognition.
I already pay you monthly for the purpose of using your functions, and you have proven you cannot safely store the ID information of thousands, let alone millions. You cannot have nor will you receive my ID nor my facial recognition.
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Just sent this to discord's x (since discord isn't active here);
I already pay you monthly for the purpose of using your functions, and you have proven you cannot safely store the ID information of thousands, let alone millions. You cannot have nor will you receive my ID nor my facial recognition.
I already pay you monthly for the purpose of using your functions, and you have proven you cannot safely store the ID information of thousands, let alone millions. You cannot have nor will you receive my ID nor my facial recognition.
Dunno why everyone's mad at Kid Rock's performance yesterday, I thought it sounded pretty good
Human Torch Song
YouTube video by CapSulu
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February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Dunno why everyone's mad at Kid Rock's performance yesterday, I thought it sounded pretty good
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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the tech industry
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the tech industry
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A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America
Pringles: Fuck our chips
Pringles: Fuck our chips
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America
Pringles: Fuck our chips
Pringles: Fuck our chips
I do not regret to inform you that Bad Bunny has It.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I do not regret to inform you that Bad Bunny has It.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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Jon Bon Jovi being a patriots fan is why Bruce is president of NJ and not him
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Jon Bon Jovi being a patriots fan is why Bruce is president of NJ and not him