Mashed Bortatoes
@giantsizebort.bsky.social
A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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Trying to workshop a very specific joke about weeb D'Lo Brown:
You're looking at the real deal now (uwu!)
Gonna kick your baka ass out on the street!
You're looking at the real deal now (uwu!)
Gonna kick your baka ass out on the street!
May 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trying to workshop a very specific joke about weeb D'Lo Brown:
You're looking at the real deal now (uwu!)
Gonna kick your baka ass out on the street!
You're looking at the real deal now (uwu!)
Gonna kick your baka ass out on the street!
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Characters talking about Batman: he's led a tragic life, but his need to control every aspect of his life can oftentimes be detrimental to himself as well as his relationships
Characters talking about Nightwing: man, check out the fat ass on that guy
Characters talking about Nightwing: man, check out the fat ass on that guy
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Characters talking about Batman: he's led a tragic life, but his need to control every aspect of his life can oftentimes be detrimental to himself as well as his relationships
Characters talking about Nightwing: man, check out the fat ass on that guy
Characters talking about Nightwing: man, check out the fat ass on that guy
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I'm not saying we should bring back the turtleneck and blazer era of pop music, but a little bit of reassessment could be had.
May 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm not saying we should bring back the turtleneck and blazer era of pop music, but a little bit of reassessment could be had.
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One last Color Me Badd tidbit, because that's absolutely what you're all here for; those guys were in their early 20s when they hit it big, I've never seen a group of people who were more thirty-five years old in their life and the oldest member was twenty-two in 1991.
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One last Color Me Badd tidbit, because that's absolutely what you're all here for; those guys were in their early 20s when they hit it big, I've never seen a group of people who were more thirty-five years old in their life and the oldest member was twenty-two in 1991.
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Sharing this on the normie account due to it being a rare sfw affair, and because my characters look so cute here
Alma Belgrave never grew into liking going to social functions, and having to listen to stiffs and other stuffed shirts prattle on about their vast wealth.
Sometimes your only saving grace is a stiff drink and your best friend by your side.
@luozcuridad.bsky.social drew thus for me, it's so good!
Sometimes your only saving grace is a stiff drink and your best friend by your side.
@luozcuridad.bsky.social drew thus for me, it's so good!
June 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sharing this on the normie account due to it being a rare sfw affair, and because my characters look so cute here
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fun fact. in my local indie wrestling scene, the #1 champ is a native guy whose intro theme is just this speach
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
fun fact. in my local indie wrestling scene, the #1 champ is a native guy whose intro theme is just this speach
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Similar to punching Nazis, this tactic is less about changing anything material and more about preventing these fools from projecting strength and security to the kind of scared sniveling right wing curious people desperate for Big Daddy to save them
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Similar to punching Nazis, this tactic is less about changing anything material and more about preventing these fools from projecting strength and security to the kind of scared sniveling right wing curious people desperate for Big Daddy to save them
Marty Jannetty: ...our the best what?
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Marty Jannetty: ...our the best what?
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
all I'm sayin' is; no straight and cis man knows how to coordinate an outfit like this on the fly
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
all I'm sayin' is; no straight and cis man knows how to coordinate an outfit like this on the fly
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they're calling it the most unappealing event in sports-entertainment history
Stephanie McMahon To Co-Host John Cena's Last Match With Joe Tessitore
Stephanie McMahon To Co-Host John Cena's Last Match - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Stephanie McMahon reveals her role in John Cena's last match.
www.fightful.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
they're calling it the most unappealing event in sports-entertainment history
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I think few things feel as validating to artists as having another artist draw your OCs.
It's like.... "Oh! You can see them too! Good. It's not just me."
It's like.... "Oh! You can see them too! Good. It's not just me."
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I think few things feel as validating to artists as having another artist draw your OCs.
It's like.... "Oh! You can see them too! Good. It's not just me."
It's like.... "Oh! You can see them too! Good. It's not just me."
Tom Servo. Something about Kevin Murphy's acerbic wit plus his penchant for music theater made his barbs really great.
Name your fav MST3K character
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tom Servo. Something about Kevin Murphy's acerbic wit plus his penchant for music theater made his barbs really great.
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He actually meant "Street Sharks killed Hulk Hogan." The anthropomorphic shark men from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired cartoon and toyline.
They killed him.
They killed him.
Ric Flair Clarifies 'Street Drugs Killed Hulk Hogan' Comments
Ric Flair Clarifies 'Street Drugs Killed Hulk Hogan' Comments - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Ric Flair clarifies comments he made regarding the death of Hulk Hogan.
www.fightful.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He actually meant "Street Sharks killed Hulk Hogan." The anthropomorphic shark men from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired cartoon and toyline.
They killed him.
They killed him.
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thinking up a new character
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
thinking up a new character
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Imagine you're flipping off a shitass Muskmobile and the brakes screech and then Seth Franklin Rollins jumps out to yell at you, I'd lose it instantly
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Imagine you're flipping off a shitass Muskmobile and the brakes screech and then Seth Franklin Rollins jumps out to yell at you, I'd lose it instantly
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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it seems like there was a time where if you completely misread consumer sentiment this badly for years and pressed ahead anyway there might be consequences for your career
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it seems like there was a time where if you completely misread consumer sentiment this badly for years and pressed ahead anyway there might be consequences for your career
Adventures in youtube shorts: is tom segura so fucking precious and brittle that he had to make the umpteenth skit about a barista being mean to him, the superior comedian?
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Adventures in youtube shorts: is tom segura so fucking precious and brittle that he had to make the umpteenth skit about a barista being mean to him, the superior comedian?
The whole block lost power as I was finally getting to play Astrobot, which feels like an exceptionally cruel turn from the universe.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The whole block lost power as I was finally getting to play Astrobot, which feels like an exceptionally cruel turn from the universe.
"I don't like the thing you're all talking about liking"
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"I don't like the thing you're all talking about liking"
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
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Maybe in 2026 I'll get some new material
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Maybe in 2026 I'll get some new material
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there was a while where i thought this pic was so funny that i would just say "Mcchicken" at random intervals not realizing my roommates took that to mean i loved mcchickens and once after a rough day they surprised me with one and i went "What the fuck? I'm not eating this" and i still feel guilty
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
there was a while where i thought this pic was so funny that i would just say "Mcchicken" at random intervals not realizing my roommates took that to mean i loved mcchickens and once after a rough day they surprised me with one and i went "What the fuck? I'm not eating this" and i still feel guilty