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Trans
Buy My Book and Support Me in Other Ways
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since im trying to get a foothold back on bluesky
hey everyone, i wrote an kinky novel
It's kink so don't bother if you don't like kink
It's a gender-bender ageplay story about a shitty teacher who gets himself mistaken for a female student while on a field trip.
www.lulu.com/shop/h-ham-a...
hey everyone, i wrote an kinky novel
It's kink so don't bother if you don't like kink
It's a gender-bender ageplay story about a shitty teacher who gets himself mistaken for a female student while on a field trip.
www.lulu.com/shop/h-ham-a...
this is how i feel whenever i fix some plumbing problem in my house
or when i managed to change the lightbulb on that one rusted up ceiling light that seemed impossible to fix
or when i completely replaced the wax seal on a toilet
... my house requires a LOT of upkeep
or when i managed to change the lightbulb on that one rusted up ceiling light that seemed impossible to fix
or when i completely replaced the wax seal on a toilet
... my house requires a LOT of upkeep
one of my favorite things to do on social media is hit every little post about getting normal life stuff done, like "finally cleaned the shower tile grout and it's like i have a whole new bathroom" or whatever it is, with a big old "Hell Yeah"
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
this is how i feel whenever i fix some plumbing problem in my house
or when i managed to change the lightbulb on that one rusted up ceiling light that seemed impossible to fix
or when i completely replaced the wax seal on a toilet
... my house requires a LOT of upkeep
or when i managed to change the lightbulb on that one rusted up ceiling light that seemed impossible to fix
or when i completely replaced the wax seal on a toilet
... my house requires a LOT of upkeep
standard mafia move, except they mention that sometimes guys go missing and never return, alluding to being killed for snitching or going into witness or whatever mafia trope
except whats actually going on is its actually a horror movie about a monster killing off mobsters
except whats actually going on is its actually a horror movie about a monster killing off mobsters
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
standard mafia move, except they mention that sometimes guys go missing and never return, alluding to being killed for snitching or going into witness or whatever mafia trope
except whats actually going on is its actually a horror movie about a monster killing off mobsters
except whats actually going on is its actually a horror movie about a monster killing off mobsters
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender, you just got watch cartoons created by massive transphobes which ironically feature extremely iconic gender-bends of their male characters and end up being one of their best episodes ever
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender, you just got watch cartoons created by massive transphobes which ironically feature extremely iconic gender-bends of their male characters and end up being one of their best episodes ever
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“transgender ideology” doesn’t turn kids transgender. James Team Rocket huge naturals turns kids transgender. know the difference.
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. The unicorn in human form crying out "I can feel this body dying all around me!" in the Rankin-Bass animated adaptation of THE LAST UNICORN turns kids transgender. know the difference.
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Sitting in the final hours of Day 3 of Majora’s Mask, after failing to save the sun’s mask for Kafei, and letting Koji Kondo’s impossibly beautiful lament wash over you turns kids transgender. know the difference.
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
“transgender ideology” doesn’t turn kids transgender. James Team Rocket huge naturals turns kids transgender. know the difference.
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"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender, you just see a comic book cover and it never leaves you
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender, you just see a comic book cover and it never leaves you
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I will also add:
4) Stop voting for Trump nominees in ANY position. Filibuster, obstruct, deny them the ability to even get out of committee.
4) Stop voting for Trump nominees in ANY position. Filibuster, obstruct, deny them the ability to even get out of committee.
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I will also add:
4) Stop voting for Trump nominees in ANY position. Filibuster, obstruct, deny them the ability to even get out of committee.
4) Stop voting for Trump nominees in ANY position. Filibuster, obstruct, deny them the ability to even get out of committee.
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Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
me, applying for heap
them: sorry, but since you rent, you need your landlord to apply because he pays the electric company
me: but its my money, im the only one in this house
well, get him to transfer payment forms to you
dad: over my dead body!
them: sorry, but since you rent, you need your landlord to apply because he pays the electric company
me: but its my money, im the only one in this house
well, get him to transfer payment forms to you
dad: over my dead body!
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
me, applying for heap
them: sorry, but since you rent, you need your landlord to apply because he pays the electric company
me: but its my money, im the only one in this house
well, get him to transfer payment forms to you
dad: over my dead body!
them: sorry, but since you rent, you need your landlord to apply because he pays the electric company
me: but its my money, im the only one in this house
well, get him to transfer payment forms to you
dad: over my dead body!
yes discord, i message my girlfriend a lot, thanks for reminding me
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
yes discord, i message my girlfriend a lot, thanks for reminding me
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The hosts of a comics podcast I listen to weren’t fans of Neil Gaiman’s work, when that news broke last year they got some “so how does it feel to be right?” messages
Their reply was “Do you think if we knew he was this terrible we would only be using that knowledge to criticize his comics?”
Their reply was “Do you think if we knew he was this terrible we would only be using that knowledge to criticize his comics?”
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The hosts of a comics podcast I listen to weren’t fans of Neil Gaiman’s work, when that news broke last year they got some “so how does it feel to be right?” messages
Their reply was “Do you think if we knew he was this terrible we would only be using that knowledge to criticize his comics?”
Their reply was “Do you think if we knew he was this terrible we would only be using that knowledge to criticize his comics?”
A reminder that terrible people can still make good art because the quality of art is not determined by someone's morals
You may hate a work bc of the creator's morals and thats absolutely valid, but going "i always hated insert work, its obvious theyre evil" is just morality peacocking
You may hate a work bc of the creator's morals and thats absolutely valid, but going "i always hated insert work, its obvious theyre evil" is just morality peacocking
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
A reminder that terrible people can still make good art because the quality of art is not determined by someone's morals
You may hate a work bc of the creator's morals and thats absolutely valid, but going "i always hated insert work, its obvious theyre evil" is just morality peacocking
You may hate a work bc of the creator's morals and thats absolutely valid, but going "i always hated insert work, its obvious theyre evil" is just morality peacocking
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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Emily & I have spent the past week pretty laser focused on the twin cities and what we can do for folks there.
If you are there and need help or know someone who does, you can reach out to me or hit Emily on signal!
Between us I think we can meet everyone situation with "I know a guy" 😂
If you are there and need help or know someone who does, you can reach out to me or hit Emily on signal!
Between us I think we can meet everyone situation with "I know a guy" 😂
Supplies handed off to Wednesday’s driver and we’re up to $3084 on the GoFundMe. We’re also shipping free whistles and helping make/promote wishlists for organizers in Minneapolis. Message me on signal for more info on any of this: emidly.08
Given the continued escalation by the federal forces occupying Minneapolis-St. Paul, we’re going to continue diverting all GFM donations to help people on the ground. $2,549 raised and counting.
I’m also collecting material donations through tomorrow!
gofund.me/0b3af2ca7
I’m also collecting material donations through tomorrow!
gofund.me/0b3af2ca7
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Emily & I have spent the past week pretty laser focused on the twin cities and what we can do for folks there.
If you are there and need help or know someone who does, you can reach out to me or hit Emily on signal!
Between us I think we can meet everyone situation with "I know a guy" 😂
If you are there and need help or know someone who does, you can reach out to me or hit Emily on signal!
Between us I think we can meet everyone situation with "I know a guy" 😂
It seems i gotta stand up against the armies of the hive mind once again. Stand my ground despite being of a minority opinion. Though they may shackle me and hang me from the gallows i will never relent or change my beliefs
...
... i like dilbert
The creator's a douche though. Rip asshole
...
... i like dilbert
The creator's a douche though. Rip asshole
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It seems i gotta stand up against the armies of the hive mind once again. Stand my ground despite being of a minority opinion. Though they may shackle me and hang me from the gallows i will never relent or change my beliefs
...
... i like dilbert
The creator's a douche though. Rip asshole
...
... i like dilbert
The creator's a douche though. Rip asshole
The fast and the furious
Make the cars even more insane
Make the cars even more insane
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The fast and the furious
Make the cars even more insane
Make the cars even more insane
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Just working your shitty retail job and one day get inundated of memories of other lives where you worked a shitty retail job doing the exact same stuff over and over again for eternity.
Dark Knights Death Metal making everyone remember every timeline and reboot DC has ever had is so fucked if you stop and think about it for less than a second cuz imagine you’re a regular person and just got flooded with memories from the universe you died in 60 years ago
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Just working your shitty retail job and one day get inundated of memories of other lives where you worked a shitty retail job doing the exact same stuff over and over again for eternity.
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If you don't name your setting's first low Earth orbit space defence platform DAMOCLES STATION then what are you even doing???
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 AM
If you don't name your setting's first low Earth orbit space defence platform DAMOCLES STATION then what are you even doing???
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when DAMOCLES STATION's orbital laser meant to protect Earth is turned on Earth: nobody could have predicted this 😩
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
when DAMOCLES STATION's orbital laser meant to protect Earth is turned on Earth: nobody could have predicted this 😩
Morning everyone! Go support me so i can afford breast surgery this year
hey yal, a big goal i have for 2026 is i want to finally get breast surgery. Its extremely important to me, but also EXTREMELY expensive. so, can i please get some help and commission me to make art for you so i can raise money
ko-fi.com/honeyham/com...
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January 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Morning everyone! Go support me so i can afford breast surgery this year
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💜Robin's good people and Philly's awesome! help out y'all!!
I’ve been looking for jobs in Philly. I just need some help in the meantime. I haven’t felt like I belong in a place more than I felt in Philly. Any help is so appreciated
C: $robinmayisgay
V: robinmayuwu
C: $robinmayisgay
V: robinmayuwu
Hey! I’ve realized my current living situation is currently harming my mental health. I’ve decided to move to Philadelphia to be with my gf. I’m asking for around $2,000 to help me move in smoothly. Any help is greatly appreciated.
gofund.me/8c3acdd3c
gofund.me/8c3acdd3c
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
💜Robin's good people and Philly's awesome! help out y'all!!
lmao
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
lmao
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im getting a LOT of new followers tonight. Here's my request that you try and support me however you can to help me save up for Breast surgery
hey yal, a big goal i have for 2026 is i want to finally get breast surgery. Its extremely important to me, but also EXTREMELY expensive. so, can i please get some help and commission me to make art for you so i can raise money
ko-fi.com/honeyham/com...
ko-fi.com/honeyham/com...
Honey Ham's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Honey Ham's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
im getting a LOT of new followers tonight. Here's my request that you try and support me however you can to help me save up for Breast surgery
yal my girlfriend is soooooooo sexy TT_TT
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
yal my girlfriend is soooooooo sexy TT_TT
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Got my outfit for Friday
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Got my outfit for Friday