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My biggest achievement is giving Ollie Palmer porridge.

Green Party member since December 2025.
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I prefer it when ‘Traitors’ describes the TV program, not the people potentially electing the next government.
2024 Reform UK voters are also less likely to describe themselves as anti-Russia (48%) than other voters (66-79%)

yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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Gabriel booked. That's a really soft yellow.

Pretty sure he got a touch on the ball, too.
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Absolute masterclass in a non-apology from the billionaire Monaco-dwelling prick
February 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Need Eze to do what Semenyo has done for City in the last 10 games or so, consistent G/A output.

He will get a run in the team, his time is now.

Take the opportunity.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has called for Man United co-owner Jim Ratcliffe to apologise for saying the UK has been “colonised” by immigrants

“Offensive and wrong. Britain is a proud, tolerant and diverse country. Jim Ratcliffe should apologise”
February 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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19 non-UK players from 15 nations in your 37-man first team, Jim. 51%. Including your captain. All on the make, are they?
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Ffs this is exactly what’s wrong with football. He was doing a brilliant job.
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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City are too emotional
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Liverpool vs Manchester City - Simulated Match Odds

The second biggest football match happening today. Rooting for the team in red I guess here.
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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pundits and media this entire season
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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🚨 NEW: Zia Yusuf challenges Zack Polanski to a live debate in Gorton and Denton

“You owe it to the public to engage seriously on the substantive detail of your policy platform”
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Each night I bid my daughters (5 and 8) goodnight with "goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the rats eat the skin off your face". In my mind I'm being a silly "fun dad", but part of me wonders if I might actually be a daft cunt who shouldn't have been allowed to raise children.
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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I bet he’s sweating now.
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Oleksandr Zinchenko has completed a permanent transfer to Ajax.

Wishing you all the best for the future, Zinny ❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Gabriel and Gabriel Martinelli are at the Women's Champions Cup final between Arsenal and Corinthians 👀

Both grew up Corinthians fans, so they get a pass on the half-and-half scarves 😅
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Manchester City, first half of 25-26 PL games
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96

Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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FT Tottenham 2, Man City 2 -- Yep. Absolutely saw this coming an hour ago. So utterly predictable, this sport.
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Huge huge huge weekend
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Thomas Frank is a silver member ❤️🎶
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Every news bulletin atm
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Phew. Having once got on a hovercraft near a Wimpy, this is a relief
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM