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The English will put in a system that harms 10000 to stop 1 taking the piss, at the cost of helping 100000.
Chief executives are amazingly far out of touch with the public on this. They're cynically underpaying NHS staff, amid rising flu, like conservatives trying to wreck Christmas retail sales by underpaying workers. It's tin-eared.
Striking doctors are amazingly far out of touch with the public on this. They're cynically targeting the winter NHS pinch point, amid rising flu, like tube drivers trying to wreck Christmas retail sales. It's tin-eared.
Resident doctors in England vote to go ahead with strike
December 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Chief executives are amazingly far out of touch with the public on this. They're cynically underpaying NHS staff, amid rising flu, like conservatives trying to wreck Christmas retail sales by underpaying workers. It's tin-eared.
That Vodafone advert on YouTube, I hate it.
"Its not my phone, its your phone, check your phone!" in that tone annoys the fuck out of me.
I have dealt with people like that far too often. They don't listen, they don't want to work together to solve a problem, they just want to blame you.
"Its not my phone, its your phone, check your phone!" in that tone annoys the fuck out of me.
I have dealt with people like that far too often. They don't listen, they don't want to work together to solve a problem, they just want to blame you.
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That Vodafone advert on YouTube, I hate it.
"Its not my phone, its your phone, check your phone!" in that tone annoys the fuck out of me.
I have dealt with people like that far too often. They don't listen, they don't want to work together to solve a problem, they just want to blame you.
"Its not my phone, its your phone, check your phone!" in that tone annoys the fuck out of me.
I have dealt with people like that far too often. They don't listen, they don't want to work together to solve a problem, they just want to blame you.
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the far right are going to take over this country and the only thing about that that isn't bad is going to be watching all the 'centrists' that enabled it get got.
it's going to be horrifying in all the ways you can imagine, and in ways you can't, but the schadenfreude will be massive.
it's going to be horrifying in all the ways you can imagine, and in ways you can't, but the schadenfreude will be massive.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
the far right are going to take over this country and the only thing about that that isn't bad is going to be watching all the 'centrists' that enabled it get got.
it's going to be horrifying in all the ways you can imagine, and in ways you can't, but the schadenfreude will be massive.
it's going to be horrifying in all the ways you can imagine, and in ways you can't, but the schadenfreude will be massive.
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When you think about it, people calling me silly on BlueSky dot com is the same as a lifetime of systemic institutionalised bigotry. I am very smart.
I am that here, at this moment, though. What's different? Someone has a different view, or lives their life differently, and the insults fly. That's what is happening to minorities - you are no different unless you choose to be.
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When you think about it, people calling me silly on BlueSky dot com is the same as a lifetime of systemic institutionalised bigotry. I am very smart.
As disgusting as Kemi is, this will go down well, especially after EV ppm
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It’s actually clever politics from Tory scum
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It’s actually clever politics from Tory scum
Kemi Badenoch: Tories to scrap petrol ban if they win next election
The Conservative Party leader says the policy is
www.bbc.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As disgusting as Kemi is, this will go down well, especially after EV ppm
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It’s actually clever politics from Tory scum
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It’s actually clever politics from Tory scum
What if I told you
There is no NYPD choir
There is no NYPD choir
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What if I told you
There is no NYPD choir
There is no NYPD choir
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Hearing Rory Stewart, Marina Hyde and a selection of sentient Labour briefcases are turning red and screaming "technically a two year old is a toddler!" as a reason to uphold the status quo of this horrible, racist practice.
Two year old babies have been tear gassed.
Police shredding people's tents and taking their wood - the one source to heat themselves - in freezing conditions.
People are not allowed to stay. But they're not allowed to leave.
Follow @calaisappeal.bsky.social for more information.
Police shredding people's tents and taking their wood - the one source to heat themselves - in freezing conditions.
People are not allowed to stay. But they're not allowed to leave.
Follow @calaisappeal.bsky.social for more information.
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hearing Rory Stewart, Marina Hyde and a selection of sentient Labour briefcases are turning red and screaming "technically a two year old is a toddler!" as a reason to uphold the status quo of this horrible, racist practice.
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“I don’t understand it, we’ve tried Potholes, Fly tippers and even the road works at Easter, what more can they possibly want us to do?” Labour strategist (probably)
We found out today they're below 250,000....
Labour have lost a member every seven minutes since winning the election last year!
Labour have lost a member every seven minutes since winning the election last year!
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“I don’t understand it, we’ve tried Potholes, Fly tippers and even the road works at Easter, what more can they possibly want us to do?” Labour strategist (probably)
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Do not follow me if you’re still defending Keir Starmer, a man who literally wants people like me and my friends to become non-existent in this country. A man who has facilitated the genocide of our friends abroad. A man who will more willingly help a fascist than a trans person or disabled person.
‘Inoffensive man’?
He’s condoned and abetted a literal genocide and actively promoted fascist rhetoric. Chalk that down as two reasons why he’s ‘viscerally loathed’
He’s condoned and abetted a literal genocide and actively promoted fascist rhetoric. Chalk that down as two reasons why he’s ‘viscerally loathed’
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do not follow me if you’re still defending Keir Starmer, a man who literally wants people like me and my friends to become non-existent in this country. A man who has facilitated the genocide of our friends abroad. A man who will more willingly help a fascist than a trans person or disabled person.
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"work is not a requirement of entry, but it is a requirement to settle" may end up becoming one of the home office's most preposterous rules
ah just realised where they hid the new earning requirement for the visa holder. essentially they don't make it clear that Sarah is working, whereas he is not bsky.app/profile/pape...
also just noticed the spouse slide doesn't mention the proposed 12k earnings over 3 years (or whatever it is), which if not met would tank that settlement figure to "not currently possible, lmao"
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"work is not a requirement of entry, but it is a requirement to settle" may end up becoming one of the home office's most preposterous rules
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also just noticed the spouse slide doesn't mention the proposed 12k earnings over 3 years (or whatever it is), which if not met would tank that settlement figure to "not currently possible, lmao"
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
also just noticed the spouse slide doesn't mention the proposed 12k earnings over 3 years (or whatever it is), which if not met would tank that settlement figure to "not currently possible, lmao"
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Shabana Mahmood is just Theresa May, Priti Patel, and Suella Braverman in a trenchcoat
Everyone can see Shabana Mahmood is the heir to Blair. Even Tony www.independent.co.uk/voices/shaba...
Everyone can see Shabana Mahmood is the heir to Blair. Even Tony
The home secretary’s all-but anointment by Labour’s most successful leader came as she spoke powerfully about faith, culture and identity, writes John Rentoul. The party should listen
www.independent.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Shabana Mahmood is just Theresa May, Priti Patel, and Suella Braverman in a trenchcoat
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Slides from a Home Office presentation for employers on “earned settlement” — note the case studies: they explicitly play the “good migrant” versus “bad migrant” narrative. Guess which category Sarah, the American, is placed in?
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Slides from a Home Office presentation for employers on “earned settlement” — note the case studies: they explicitly play the “good migrant” versus “bad migrant” narrative. Guess which category Sarah, the American, is placed in?
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Innocent people end up in our criminal courts.
Completely, terrifyingly innocent.
And all that stands between them and losing everything is a fair trial.
Politicians would do well to remember this when they tell us that justice is all about processing “criminals” swiftly.
Completely, terrifyingly innocent.
And all that stands between them and losing everything is a fair trial.
Politicians would do well to remember this when they tell us that justice is all about processing “criminals” swiftly.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Innocent people end up in our criminal courts.
Completely, terrifyingly innocent.
And all that stands between them and losing everything is a fair trial.
Politicians would do well to remember this when they tell us that justice is all about processing “criminals” swiftly.
Completely, terrifyingly innocent.
And all that stands between them and losing everything is a fair trial.
Politicians would do well to remember this when they tell us that justice is all about processing “criminals” swiftly.
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Similarly if the UK 'curtails' human rights for immigrants, who else do you think it impacts?
just going to reiterate this.
if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...
if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...
If Immigrants Don’t Have Due Process, No One Has Due Process
How do you prove you’re a citizen?
www.everythingishorrible.net
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Similarly if the UK 'curtails' human rights for immigrants, who else do you think it impacts?
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As a high-skilled immigrant to the UK, I know a lot of people in my boat and I cannot stress enough that we are ALL talking about leaving because of these policies
From yesterday: Briefing: the implications of the “earned settlement” proposals and what they might mean in practice | Alex Piletska
Briefing: the implications of the “earned settlement” proposals and what they might mean in practice - Free Movement
We’ve now had a few weeks to digest the “earned settlement” policy document, which outlines the proposed changes to the settlement system ahead of the public
freemovement.org.uk
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
As a high-skilled immigrant to the UK, I know a lot of people in my boat and I cannot stress enough that we are ALL talking about leaving because of these policies
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So what if they weaken ECHR human rights protections? So what if they interpret protection from torture differently? Will that improve services? Help the NHS? Bring better food, air & education? Eradicate poverty?
Crushing rights is the most destructive distraction from the wrongs that need fixing.
Crushing rights is the most destructive distraction from the wrongs that need fixing.
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
So what if they weaken ECHR human rights protections? So what if they interpret protection from torture differently? Will that improve services? Help the NHS? Bring better food, air & education? Eradicate poverty?
Crushing rights is the most destructive distraction from the wrongs that need fixing.
Crushing rights is the most destructive distraction from the wrongs that need fixing.
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Jeremy Corbyn killed my dog with a single perfect roundhouse kick and then did brexit all over it
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Jeremy Corbyn killed my dog with a single perfect roundhouse kick and then did brexit all over it
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We know who Marina prefers.
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We know who Marina prefers.
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it's outrageous that visa routes with no work requirement, and already tied to the british sponsor's earnings, now have an additional, out-of-the-blue earning requirement added on top. also the home office are raising language requirements, but "bradley may not eligible"
From the SpouseVisaUk community on Reddit: Proposed Changes to Spouse Visa ILR are not an oversight
Explore this post and more from the SpouseVisaUk community
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December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's outrageous that visa routes with no work requirement, and already tied to the british sponsor's earnings, now have an additional, out-of-the-blue earning requirement added on top. also the home office are raising language requirements, but "bradley may not eligible"
Cat quietly snoring behind me.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cat quietly snoring behind me.
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the reason they want kids banned from social media is bcos:
white kids meet Black kids
straight kids meet gay kids
cis kids meet trans kids
abled kids meet disabled kids
it's much harder to create a society of angry and bitterly divided adults if the kids they used to be are immune to the bigotry.
white kids meet Black kids
straight kids meet gay kids
cis kids meet trans kids
abled kids meet disabled kids
it's much harder to create a society of angry and bitterly divided adults if the kids they used to be are immune to the bigotry.
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the reason they want kids banned from social media is bcos:
white kids meet Black kids
straight kids meet gay kids
cis kids meet trans kids
abled kids meet disabled kids
it's much harder to create a society of angry and bitterly divided adults if the kids they used to be are immune to the bigotry.
white kids meet Black kids
straight kids meet gay kids
cis kids meet trans kids
abled kids meet disabled kids
it's much harder to create a society of angry and bitterly divided adults if the kids they used to be are immune to the bigotry.
In these days of evil presidentes
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown
----
We need to make more pay.
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown
----
We need to make more pay.
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In these days of evil presidentes
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown
----
We need to make more pay.
Working for the clampdown
But lately one or two has fully paid their due
For working for the clampdown
----
We need to make more pay.