Saf
@saffyboi.bsky.social
He/They
Hater of bugs, gnasher of teeth, bed wetter and breadwinner 💪
🖤🩶🤍💜
Hater of bugs, gnasher of teeth, bed wetter and breadwinner 💪
🖤🩶🤍💜
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me and the homies watching the eclipse
October 14, 2023 at 7:19 PM
me and the homies watching the eclipse
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What do you mean that’s not one movie
October 14, 2023 at 10:04 PM
What do you mean that’s not one movie
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aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now
October 14, 2023 at 3:09 PM
aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now
Their idea of a superior race:
- colonialist in origin
- historically, a stupid idea
- boring 🤢
My idea of a superior race:
- no pee hole/no poop hole
- no nose (snot is gross)
- smells a little less bad? Oh right no nose haha fuck yeah
- Irish.
- colonialist in origin
- historically, a stupid idea
- boring 🤢
My idea of a superior race:
- no pee hole/no poop hole
- no nose (snot is gross)
- smells a little less bad? Oh right no nose haha fuck yeah
- Irish.
October 14, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Their idea of a superior race:
- colonialist in origin
- historically, a stupid idea
- boring 🤢
My idea of a superior race:
- no pee hole/no poop hole
- no nose (snot is gross)
- smells a little less bad? Oh right no nose haha fuck yeah
- Irish.
- colonialist in origin
- historically, a stupid idea
- boring 🤢
My idea of a superior race:
- no pee hole/no poop hole
- no nose (snot is gross)
- smells a little less bad? Oh right no nose haha fuck yeah
- Irish.
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How does this place work? Where am I??
October 12, 2023 at 8:53 AM
How does this place work? Where am I??
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Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens
Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens
Microsoft Gaming just announced it is bringing one of the most iconic video game characters ever, Mario, to the Xbox.
hard-drive.net
October 12, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens
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Why I'm Never Buying Another Pokemon Game Ever Again Until the Next One
Why I'm Never Buying Another Pokémon Game Ever Again Until the Next One
I’m a diehard fan. Probably the biggest fan ever if, honestly. However, I don’t think I can support this company anymore until the new one.
hard-drive.net
October 12, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Why I'm Never Buying Another Pokemon Game Ever Again Until the Next One
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Thank You @/Storm_LunaTic for Octopath Traveler II! Here's your sketch of your character, Vio!
October 11, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Thank You @/Storm_LunaTic for Octopath Traveler II! Here's your sketch of your character, Vio!
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horror people who love the most depraved media will shrug at negative reviews of their faves like "yeah Babycrusher isn't for everyone I guess man" while wholesome adult YA fans will reply to the mildest criticism with "I WILL MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY"
October 11, 2023 at 4:55 PM
horror people who love the most depraved media will shrug at negative reviews of their faves like "yeah Babycrusher isn't for everyone I guess man" while wholesome adult YA fans will reply to the mildest criticism with "I WILL MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY"
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Love having my entire work day come to a halt because my boss decided to use my field kit yesterday and left it on the other side of the city
It's a good thing I like money
It's a good thing I like money
October 11, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Love having my entire work day come to a halt because my boss decided to use my field kit yesterday and left it on the other side of the city
It's a good thing I like money
It's a good thing I like money
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar.
October 11, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar.
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🎶 Whoa, Black Betty 🎶
October 10, 2023 at 8:06 PM
🎶 Whoa, Black Betty 🎶
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I quit calling them skeets and stopped talking about skeeting ropes into the skyline when it stopped being funny but the more new users complain about it the more it becomes funny again
October 11, 2023 at 3:18 AM
I quit calling them skeets and stopped talking about skeeting ropes into the skyline when it stopped being funny but the more new users complain about it the more it becomes funny again
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Gotta give it up for whoever invented sauce. That was a big one
October 11, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Gotta give it up for whoever invented sauce. That was a big one
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
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PISS IS NOW LEGAL IN WASHINGTON
![[picture of a person tilting their head back and squirting a yellow liquid out of a dropper into their mouth]
Nature's 'liquid energy' is now legal in Washington
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October 11, 2023 at 1:46 AM
PISS IS NOW LEGAL IN WASHINGTON
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Every few months something happens to remind you that 80% of the people in this country would sanction your death without a second thought if someone they liked told them to and that they’ve already done that for most of the world’s population in their heads.
October 11, 2023 at 5:49 AM
Every few months something happens to remind you that 80% of the people in this country would sanction your death without a second thought if someone they liked told them to and that they’ve already done that for most of the world’s population in their heads.
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I would die for her
October 11, 2023 at 3:50 AM
I would die for her
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gonna make bluesky terminology even grosser now. Fuck it. “Bro you didnt rejaculate my quote skeet”
October 11, 2023 at 2:19 AM
gonna make bluesky terminology even grosser now. Fuck it. “Bro you didnt rejaculate my quote skeet”
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Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends
Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends
In a genre-defying power move, new shonen protagonist Yusuke D. Wakamura hates his friend group and doesn’t even care if they live or die.
hard-drive.net
October 11, 2023 at 9:22 AM
Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends
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kinda scary watching everyone just dust off their 9/11 brain, still perfectly intact and ready to go
October 11, 2023 at 11:42 AM
kinda scary watching everyone just dust off their 9/11 brain, still perfectly intact and ready to go