safarishane
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None of you understand I’m not trapped on this jungle cruise with you, you’re trapped on this jungle cruise with me.
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safarishane
@safarishane.com
· Nov 11
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Brb inventing calipers that have usb
This is so messed up. You cannot outsource this work to computers or AI. Sound craniometry requires actual measurement by experts using calipers. A computer cannot do this work accurately.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Brb inventing calipers that have usb
I had to google and make sure Bob Dylan wasn't dead yet
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I had to google and make sure Bob Dylan wasn't dead yet
But but but I haven't missed church once in decades! No I haven't gone, but I haven't missed it either!
No Rapture Tomorrow.
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
But but but I haven't missed church once in decades! No I haven't gone, but I haven't missed it either!
Gen X version of get off my lawn: I have World of Warcraft characters older than you.
August 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Gen X version of get off my lawn: I have World of Warcraft characters older than you.
Same, but robotech
You ever sit there and think about how Akira will never happen again and can't
July 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Same, but robotech
Three wolf moon dethroned!
Here is an actual t-shirt that FIFA is selling for the World Cup.
It very well may be the worst t-shirt of all time.
It very well may be the worst t-shirt of all time.
July 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Three wolf moon dethroned!
OMG
TIL Nixon's press secretary was a ex-Jungle Cruise skipper
David Gergen's office files yielded suggested remarks for President Nixon's possible visit to the opening of Walt Disney World. It was in a folder titled "Material Not Used [CFOA 1127]", so you wouldn't have found it unless you were looking through all those 150,000 pages!
1/2
1/2
July 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
OMG
Only if they have fricken laser beams
Are there any first person shooters where you get to be a shark. If not hear me out
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Only if they have fricken laser beams
The Adventures of Duneo Nash
DUNETON ABBEY
BLACKHAWK DUNE
DUNE THE RIGHT THING
THE DUNE GENERATION
DUNE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
BLACKHAWK DUNE
DUNE THE RIGHT THING
THE DUNE GENERATION
DUNE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
July 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Adventures of Duneo Nash
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
If you’re going to whistle while you work you should at least whistle whistle while you work while you work.
January 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you’re going to whistle while you work you should at least whistle whistle while you work while you work.
Superman wanted for questioning
UK’s first glyphosate-resistant weed found on Kent farm. Scientist says case is warning for farmers to reduce reliance on controversial and common herbicide www.theguardian.com/environment/...
UK’s first glyphosate-resistant weed found on Kent farm
Scientist says case is warning for farmers to reduce reliance on controversial and common herbicide
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Superman wanted for questioning
This is like a dry heave set to music
Professors who like referencing pop culture take note: The Seinfeld finale was as many years ago as the last episode of The Red Skelton show was then.
I hate everything.
I hate everything.
January 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is like a dry heave set to music
I’m not texting anyone this late at night, they might text back. #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m not texting anyone this late at night, they might text back. #HappyNewYear
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President Jimmy Carter has passed away at the age of 100. He was a symbol of what is best about America: kindness, compassion, duty and service. He will be missed, most of all by those who long for a return of that kind of country, led by a man with such strength of character.
December 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
President Jimmy Carter has passed away at the age of 100. He was a symbol of what is best about America: kindness, compassion, duty and service. He will be missed, most of all by those who long for a return of that kind of country, led by a man with such strength of character.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Journalist: it's called an em dash.
Journalist: it's called an em dash.
December 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
The worst thing to happen to toast since Vegemite
December 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
The worst thing to happen to toast since Vegemite
I’m going to print this out and place it in my knickknackatory
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m going to print this out and place it in my knickknackatory
It rocks that he didn’t just roll with it
December 11, 2024 at 5:42 PM
It rocks that he didn’t just roll with it
If you steal their grapefruit spoons they never get sour
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
What are you stealing?
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 AM
If you steal their grapefruit spoons they never get sour
What you say about his company is what you say about society
People have all sorts of ideas for "ice breakers" or "conversation starters" for social occasions.
But have you ever just tried criticizing Steely Dan or Rush?
But have you ever just tried criticizing Steely Dan or Rush?
December 1, 2024 at 10:33 PM
What you say about his company is what you say about society
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Sleep is for the weak.
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”
November 26, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Sleep is for the weak.
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”