SabreSabre
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Joe Biden owes me 2 grand
25 He/Him
25 He/Him
Over lake Michigan
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Over lake Michigan
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this story has been designed in a lab to confuse foreigners
Breaking news: The Kansas City Chiefs have informed administrative officials that they will announce their move to Kansas today, according to sources who asked not to be named because they were not authorized to speak publicly.
Read the developing story: bit.ly/4b9qGJI
Read the developing story: bit.ly/4b9qGJI
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
this story has been designed in a lab to confuse foreigners
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Report: It Will Never Feel Right Seeing Dad In Backseat Of Car
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Report: It Will Never Feel Right Seeing Dad In Backseat Of Car
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
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Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”
May 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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In the absence of secular explanations I find "these people are guided by Satan and their only love is inflicting agonizing death in any way conceivable" works with just about flawless coherence
Even by MAGA’s deranged standards the war on medical research is incomprehensible
NEW: Per multiple sources, the National Cancer Institute’s Board of Scientific Advisors has been entirely disbanded.
April 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In the absence of secular explanations I find "these people are guided by Satan and their only love is inflicting agonizing death in any way conceivable" works with just about flawless coherence
Harpers Ferry: fun hike with a great view!
April 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Harpers Ferry: fun hike with a great view!
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Americas starter Pokémon
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Americas starter Pokémon
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
April 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.
It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.
It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.
It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.
It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.
It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.
It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
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YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
March 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
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every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger
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"the cure for the male loneliness epidemic doesn't exist!"
me:
me:
March 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"the cure for the male loneliness epidemic doesn't exist!"
me:
me:
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repost to infuriate international best practices guys
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
repost to infuriate international best practices guys
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Happy 10 Years to NYC Bar Roof Coyote
March 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Happy 10 Years to NYC Bar Roof Coyote
Drew my fav pokemon! #pokemon #Cyndaquil
February 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Drew my fav pokemon! #pokemon #Cyndaquil
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live view of the department of health and human services
February 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
live view of the department of health and human services