Ryan
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Social media is like running; I hate it, yet I do it anyway. Also applies to Philadelphia sports. Eric_Lindros at the dying bird site
Strong floor, no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
The pee tape is real, but it was made on Epstein Island
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The pee tape is real, but it was made on Epstein Island
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
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I'm not tipping the drag strippers, I'm
October 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm not tipping the drag strippers, I'm
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A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.
She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!
Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!
Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.
She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!
Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!
Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
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My sympathies to the biggest Philadelphia Phillies fans I know: Joe Biden, Samuel Alito, and Benjamin Netanyahu. I’ll see you in Valhalla.
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My sympathies to the biggest Philadelphia Phillies fans I know: Joe Biden, Samuel Alito, and Benjamin Netanyahu. I’ll see you in Valhalla.
It’s going to be really funny when the Dodgers get absolutely demolished by a team that isn’t reflexively curled up into their own assholes
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s going to be really funny when the Dodgers get absolutely demolished by a team that isn’t reflexively curled up into their own assholes
I actually don’t want to wrap my arms around Orion Kerkering
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I actually don’t want to wrap my arms around Orion Kerkering
In fairness, you can’t expect a team with an average IQ of 77 to actually execute well
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In fairness, you can’t expect a team with an average IQ of 77 to actually execute well
Huh, about that
Fitting that the season ends on trusting Kerkering in the highest leverage situation all year
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Huh, about that
Fitting that the season ends on trusting Kerkering in the highest leverage situation all year
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fitting that the season ends on trusting Kerkering in the highest leverage situation all year
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Democrats and Republicans so it looks like a debate with two sides, but everyone sitting there agrees on the actual subject of the discussion.
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Democrats and Republicans so it looks like a debate with two sides, but everyone sitting there agrees on the actual subject of the discussion.
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Very much looking forward to Insurrectionist Sunken-Eyes McGee’s next 6 years at ~$25M per
I’m sure that’s fine
I’m sure that’s fine
Involuntary sharting
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Very much looking forward to Insurrectionist Sunken-Eyes McGee’s next 6 years at ~$25M per
I’m sure that’s fine
I’m sure that’s fine
The raw milk is a’ bubblin’ in Harp’s belly
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The raw milk is a’ bubblin’ in Harp’s belly
Huh, weird.
Are you kidding me? Duran in the 7th in a mess?
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Huh, weird.
Are you kidding me? Duran in the 7th in a mess?
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Are you kidding me? Duran in the 7th in a mess?
Jumping like 9 guns here, but very much do not want to see Duran for 2 innings.
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Jumping like 9 guns here, but very much do not want to see Duran for 2 innings.
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JT Realmuto saw an elderly man and immediately went for the killshot; RFK Jr.'s strongest soldier.
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
JT Realmuto saw an elderly man and immediately went for the killshot; RFK Jr.'s strongest soldier.
Good god man stop bunting
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Good god man stop bunting