Ry is the Guy
@ryiscorrect.bsky.social
Here to find what I can't find in the real world.
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
🍁Canadian🍁Rockies Fan 🏔
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two wrongs don't make a right. you're thinking of dogs. two dogs make a right
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
two wrongs don't make a right. you're thinking of dogs. two dogs make a right
I'm going to bang Mrs Grinch while shoving a candy cane up my bum as Santa watches from the cuck chair. Is this enough for you Bluesky, you porned up perverts!
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm going to bang Mrs Grinch while shoving a candy cane up my bum as Santa watches from the cuck chair. Is this enough for you Bluesky, you porned up perverts!
This is my album of the year.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is my album of the year.
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Bob Uecker & Bob Gibson once got fined for ruining the team picture...
By holding hands. 🤣
By holding hands. 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bob Uecker & Bob Gibson once got fined for ruining the team picture...
By holding hands. 🤣
By holding hands. 🤣
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*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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Oft off have I fucked.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oft off have I fucked.
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
I could use a nice, calm, logical Matrix to live in right about now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I could use a nice, calm, logical Matrix to live in right about now.
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RON SINGS "THAT CHRISTMAS FEELING" WRITTEN BY JAMES VAN HUESEN & JOHNNY BURKE
YouTube video by Rawnboy
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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*getting hit on by someone else’s boyfriend* aww he must smell my boyfriend
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
*getting hit on by someone else’s boyfriend* aww he must smell my boyfriend
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Receiving a peace prize from FIFA reminds me of the time the Good Food Guide awarded a star to Jeffrey Dahmer for his innovative approach to food preservation and culinary exploration.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Receiving a peace prize from FIFA reminds me of the time the Good Food Guide awarded a star to Jeffrey Dahmer for his innovative approach to food preservation and culinary exploration.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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let me tell you, this thing is *gorgeous* - Shane breathes so much freshness into classic Ae tunes and makes them come alive in a new way
I’m ecstatic to announce my new double LP, Autechre Guitar, is now available for preorder from Bill Orcutt’s Palilalia Records. Ten songs by the English electronic music duo, Autechre, transcribed and arranged for solo acoustic guitar. 🙏 🟩
shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
let me tell you, this thing is *gorgeous* - Shane breathes so much freshness into classic Ae tunes and makes them come alive in a new way
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First edition. A Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. Mark Twain. 1889
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
First edition. A Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. Mark Twain. 1889
Another beautiful morning of crunchy snow below, and blue and mauve skies above.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Another beautiful morning of crunchy snow below, and blue and mauve skies above.
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we collide
tangled up
in #vespertine clutches
a melody of friction
and endless peaks
your name, a prayer
i speak at the zenith
everyday that passes since
it's a brand upon my mind
a coveted memory
#vss365
#pennedreveries
#poetry
tangled up
in #vespertine clutches
a melody of friction
and endless peaks
your name, a prayer
i speak at the zenith
everyday that passes since
it's a brand upon my mind
a coveted memory
#vss365
#pennedreveries
#poetry
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we collide
tangled up
in #vespertine clutches
a melody of friction
and endless peaks
your name, a prayer
i speak at the zenith
everyday that passes since
it's a brand upon my mind
a coveted memory
#vss365
#pennedreveries
#poetry
tangled up
in #vespertine clutches
a melody of friction
and endless peaks
your name, a prayer
i speak at the zenith
everyday that passes since
it's a brand upon my mind
a coveted memory
#vss365
#pennedreveries
#poetry
Already dreaming about lunch. Not a good sign.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Already dreaming about lunch. Not a good sign.
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opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
Wokeness has gone toooo far! That's why my pants are off.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wokeness has gone toooo far! That's why my pants are off.
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i know we all like to clown on the french, but it must be admitted that the jambon beurre is a perfect sandwich
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i know we all like to clown on the french, but it must be admitted that the jambon beurre is a perfect sandwich
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Why Dylan Cease got that bag t.co/hwtoQxCssE
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Why Dylan Cease got that bag t.co/hwtoQxCssE
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URGENT PAST DUE RENT NEEDED ASAP PLEASE!
ALSO LOW ON FOOD!!!!
RENT: 900/2750
Electric (12/2): 0/200
Food (ASAP): 0/200
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
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ALSO LOW ON FOOD!!!!
RENT: 900/2750
Electric (12/2): 0/200
Food (ASAP): 0/200
Roommates pay info:
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transmutualaid
#HelpFolksLive2025
💸💞
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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In Studio Magic - new Anthony Naples album out today. title is accurate. this one's more in line with his atmospheric, organic releases rather than the dancefloor-oriented material. perfect vibes.
this is why I don't post my aoty lists so early in the year
this is why I don't post my aoty lists so early in the year
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
In Studio Magic - new Anthony Naples album out today. title is accurate. this one's more in line with his atmospheric, organic releases rather than the dancefloor-oriented material. perfect vibes.
this is why I don't post my aoty lists so early in the year
this is why I don't post my aoty lists so early in the year