Ryan AKA River City Handsome
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Okay so in our clown horror prequel show, how about out of nowhere, one of the kids starts jammin with the jazz band? It'll be a surprise cuz nobody knew he could drum! Remember when the kids in Saved by the bell had a band just for one episode ? Favorite episode easily!
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Okay so in our clown horror prequel show, how about out of nowhere, one of the kids starts jammin with the jazz band? It'll be a surprise cuz nobody knew he could drum! Remember when the kids in Saved by the bell had a band just for one episode ? Favorite episode easily!
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
Do you want to meet my Uncle and his family? Gee, I think you'll really like them. They want to meet at the worst restaurant in town at 5am in the morning because that's the only time he can get off work at the prison.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Do you want to meet my Uncle and his family? Gee, I think you'll really like them. They want to meet at the worst restaurant in town at 5am in the morning because that's the only time he can get off work at the prison.
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To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
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The Google ad for the stupid phone doesn't work cuz I'd much rather have an ice creams than pretend a thing is a person giving advice. That'll never not be dumb and weird.
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Google ad for the stupid phone doesn't work cuz I'd much rather have an ice creams than pretend a thing is a person giving advice. That'll never not be dumb and weird.
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
October 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
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Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos.
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
Fossil fuel billionaires are bankrolling the anti-trans movement
An investigation shared exclusively with Atmos and HEATED finds that 80% of anti-trans organizations receive fossil fuel funding.
heated.world
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos.
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry.
heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
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Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
I think memorializing someone with a tollway is the best way to truly get the whole state to hate this dead person.
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think memorializing someone with a tollway is the best way to truly get the whole state to hate this dead person.
September 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
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You have the right to be yourself at your public school, no matter what lawmakers say. 🏳️🌈
September 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You have the right to be yourself at your public school, no matter what lawmakers say. 🏳️🌈
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Powerful Mist for the Whole Family
August 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Powerful Mist for the Whole Family
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"how do I explain this to my kids?" simple. haim saban obtained the rights to pre-existing fight scenes from the sentai series kyoryu sentai zyuranger, and combined it with footage shot for western audiences, to create the multi billion franchise known as power rangers. which we are watching now
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"how do I explain this to my kids?" simple. haim saban obtained the rights to pre-existing fight scenes from the sentai series kyoryu sentai zyuranger, and combined it with footage shot for western audiences, to create the multi billion franchise known as power rangers. which we are watching now
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Driving home when suddenly.. BIGFOOT BENCH!!
August 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Driving home when suddenly.. BIGFOOT BENCH!!